Oh so its my fault"

"Yes its your fault you're the one who didn't get the documents signed "

The sound of my employer getting lifted from the ground echoed through the whole hall

"Let me make one thing clear if there is anyone to be blamed it should be you because if I remember correctly you were given the task to supervise the signing of the documents. So the excuse you are making does not make much sense to me" Mr anonymous said, each word dripping with venom

The dry chuckle that escapes my employer just made matters worse for him because he immediately started coughing. Deciding I've had enough of their bickering I got up walked out of my office and walked straight to my employers office

"I told you to shut up"

Yup those two need to visit the doctor

Using all my strength I kicked the door open resulting to squashed human beings behind the door but surprise surprise I don't care.

"Who the hell is that"Mr I don't care to know his name said

" it is I the wizard of diz who has come to bless you with a brain" I replied

Apparently Mr anonymous was immune to dark humour

"You piece of shit just say who you are!"

Mr anonymous was still behind the door and couldn't see a thing so I feeling very kind decided to free him from his temporary blindness but before I could take a step towards the door ... he broke the door but imagine his surprise when he saw a cold statue aka me,he paused then shuddered at the same time why? because I was trying to bore holes into his head.

"And who is this?" he asked again but mostly directed to my employer

"My good sir, I am not in the habit of repeating myself but for your slow brains sake I will" I paused before continuing "I am the wizard of diz who has come bless you with a brain" I said at an incredible slow rate

"Do not mind her Will, she is my private secretary" my employer said

"Ah i see, you always seem to choose the best secretary Ben, why not send her over---"

I already knew what he was going to say before he said it

"Don't even complete that sentence if u do not wish to be castrated" murderous intent gleaming in my eyes

"Oh so you're a feisty one eh?"

Ignoring him I moved to chat with my employer

"Sir, are you alright"

"Yes I'm good"

"And my cheque is it in check?"

"I'm fine thank you very much for asking again, oh and what a cheesy comment that is"

My eyes must have darkened because he started sputtering out the right words

"Yes it is very much OK"

Turning back to face his 'Majesty' I asked

"What started your argument In the first place?"

"So you were listening?"

"Not really I passed out in th e midst of your meaningless  squawking"

"So you think it's meaningless -"his majesty decided to grace me with his voice

"- let's see if you still think its meaningless" his face was starting to near mine I could see swirls of green in his electric blue eyes and strands of his blond hair were starting to fall onto his face but I couldn't even care less about his features all that was in my mind was how to kick him in the groin if he tried anything stupid surprisingly he straightened up

"She's different keep her" and he began walking towards the exit

"Oh and don't forget to get does documents signed " then he disappeared into the shadows

"Sooooo"

"Yes, soooo"

"What do you want?"

"I took a deep breath before saying I would like to resign from my job"

"What! you heard what he said I mean we can sti-"

"Silenzio" and everywhere went silent

My favourite Italian word seemed to have done the trick

"You have to understand me first, I work here in mexico but my home is in the USA so a considerable amount of money is spent on public transport as I do not have a car of my own"

I was tempted to say the lustful looks you give me doesn't help matters at all but I restrained

"OK so I guess I can't stop you, so when will you like to resign

"right after you give me my salary since after all today is pay day"

"I was hoping you wouldn't say that" he said before he wrote my salary on a cheque and handed it over to me then proceeded to bring out the resignation documents and if you were wondering we were sitting not standing because we all needed a break so standing was not part of what I wanted to do today

"Here, just sign here and you're fre-"

"Where is the door or has my sight worsened" craning my neck towards the speaker I saw a man who was probably in his 50's with a bald head and glasses to big for his perky nose at the door--- let me rephrase that at the non-door

"Ahh Mr Philips good to see you"

but the man which I assume is Mr Philips didn't even bother to reply my employer as his eyes was glued to only one person can you guess who it was?

yes you guessed right; me

"Who is this Greek statue?" Mr Philips addressed me lust shining in his black eyes before proceeding to kiss the back of my hand, strangely enough I felt this urge to wash my hand with bleach and as I was slightly taller than him I got a full view of his bald head which wasn't a good sight by the way before he could do any other thing my employer came to my rescue

"Mr Philips, I will have to attend to you later my secretary needs to be attended to immediately"

"Ok, I'll be right outside"Mr Philips said before giving me one last look and walking outside

After signing the form I walked straight to my office packed my things and prepared for the journey home.

A/N: first I'll like to thank everyone reading this book secondly just 1028 words no  no no but I'll try my best until then toodles but don't be a silent reader when I come back😒