Tuesday, January 12, 2018
Time :-6:20 a.m.
Saito's House.
"Wake up, you son of a motherfu---," the alarm blared.
The alarm was thrown at the wall before it could finish the sentence.
Smash!
The alarm had been shattered into pieces.Another brave alarm was killed.
"I really need to get a normal alarm clock soon," Saito groaned as he slowly rose from his bed.
He went to the bathroom, washed his face, and brushed his teeth before returning to the bedroom.
He then opened the wardrobe and changed out of his pyjamas into a green T-shirt and black pants, and went outside to the convenience store to buy his breakfast, as he didn't know how to cook.
"I should have taken those cooking classes when I had the opportunity," Saito lamented.
After a ten-minute walk, he arrived at the convenience store. The convenience store was stocked with a wide range of everyday items.
He went to the food section, got some instant cup noodles and a soda from the vending machine, and put them in the shopping bag he got from the counter.
He then went to the register to pay for the items he had taken.
"Again, cup noddles?" inquired the shopkeeper as he began scanning the food items with a scanner.
"Yeah, I'm too lazy to cook for myself," Saito lied, hiding the fact that he couldn't cook."I'll eat this for breakfast and dinner again."
"Eating that many instant cup noodles is bad for your health," the shopkeeper advised."I can speak from firsthand experience."
"Yeah! Yeah! I'll keep that in mind "Saito stated."So, what is the total price?"
"Your total is 10,000 yen," the shopkeeper said.
Saito paid the bill and returned home, feeling as if someone was watching him.
He carefully examined his surroundings, but he couldn't see anyone."Perhaps it was just a hunch," Saito speculated.
Unfortunately for him, that wasn't a hunch; someone was watching him from above.
"Do you know, my dear transmigrator, that two goddesses are currently watching you from afar?"
"Who would have thought that the goddess of monsters and the goddess of magical girls would be interested in the same person?" the woman said.
Dimension of Monsters---
The entity known as the goddess of monsters became even more ecstatic.
"Did you see that? I never expected Giasa to be interested in that transmigrator!", the monster goddess told her minion bat monster.
"Misstress, is the goddess of magical girls so interested in that transmigrator like you?" the bat monster inquired.
"Yes, my minion, we are both interested in him, but for different reasons," the monster goddess replied, chuckling.
"Different reasons?" enquired the bat monster.
"Please forgive me, mistress, but can you enlighten me?" humbly asked the bat monster.
"You see, Giasa is interested because she is concerned about the consequences of his presence in this universe."
The monster goddess continued"I, while I am interested in his efforts to avoid yandere."
"I see," the bat monster nodded.
***
Time Skip---
Time :- 8:15a.m.
Summefall High.
Class E, First Year
The students began to enter the classroom; most of them were already present, and Saito was one of them.
He was currently looking out the window, admiring the view.
"Hey, Saito," one of his male classmates called him.
"What is it?" Saito asked.
"Are you really gay?", the male student inquired.
"I am, in fact, gay." Saito continued,"If you want proof, I can give you a rimjob here."
It wasn't easy for Saito to say all of this. He hoped no guy asked for a rimjob for real.
Everyone in the classroom couldn't believe what they had just heard.
All of them had their eyes and mouths open.
"So, do you want to do that?" Saito inquired of the male student.
The male student immediately responds, "No! No! No!"
He hurried back to his seat; there was a group discussion among the boys, and it was decided that the boys would avoid Saito to save their virginity.
The girls were heartbroken because Saito was really a gay, at least according to them.He was interested in boys, not in girls, not in them.
When Saito first revealed that he was gay, they assumed he was joking, as if it were a first-day prank.
But now all hope is lost.
Time passed in this manner. Within the last 15 minutes, the remaining students entered the classroom.
The first period bell rang, signalling the start of Math class, Saito's least favourite subject.
Kayaka walked into the class.
She was dressed in a white full-sleeve shirt, a black blazer, and black loose pants today.
With the exception of Saito, everyone stood up and greeted her.
"Could you please explain, Mr. Saito, why we were sitting in your chair instead of greeting your teacher?"
Kayaka insisted. She despised student misbehaviour.
Saito had been anticipating this. He had decided last night to start his delinquent behaviour with Kayaka.
"What's the matter with you, old hag?" Saito stated. "Did your boyfriend abandon you after he finished with your body?"
"You go down to the principal's office, Saito Oharu!" Kayaka was furious, pointing her index finger out the window.
"All right, miss bad p*ssy." Before going down to the principal's office, Saito pointed out his middle finger.