I open my eyes to see that I'm falling from the sky. How fun. I hit the ground making a huge crater. Fuuuckkk . . . that hurt like a butt-cheek on a stick.
I just lay there and make the ground go back to normal. I'm to lazy to see where exactly I am. Hours later, the bushes around where I am start to rustle.
Time to act.
I slowly stand up, pretending to be scared. "W-who's t-there?"
Several men come out and surround me in seconds. Hmmm . . . no head bands. So that means that their most likely bandits.
"Just hand over everything of value that you have little lady." Little Lady? Oh shit, I made myself look like a twelve year old.
"I d-don't have a-anything of value s-sir" I said, making my eyes tear up.
"Hmm . . . that's to bad" He looks me up and down. "No matter, you'll make us more than enough money. Now, don't fight us, don't want to hurt that pretty little face of yours."
I look down, my hair covering my face, my body shaking more. "Pff"
"What are you laughing at you brat" another man says.
"Oh nothing" I look up still laughing "Just the fact that you think that you can hurt me. Even my grandma can take you all down"
"YOU BITCH" the man that called me a brat says. He rushes at me, about to stab me with a katana .
The moment that I slammed him onto the ground, I broke his arm and snatched his katana. "Thanks for the blade."