On lunch break, Bill held the door for her like always and ready to pounce until he saw her and remembered what happened earlier, and he nearly froze with anxiety.
"Hey, Billy." She smiled at him and gleamed wickedly to herself; she never imagined she'd see Bill Moore squirm like this. It was rather cute in a creepy way. "You want to drive, or shall I?"
"Huh? Oh, I can drive. It's no problem." He smiled sheepishly and led the way to his car near the back of the lot. He held her door like the gentlemen he certainly was not and went around to get in the driver's side.
"So where's this wiener of yours?" Chloe asked as soon as he got in. She couldn't believe it herself, but she decided to just go with it. His reactions were so out of character for him.
"What?" Bill paused with his keys in hand midway to the ignition.
"Where's the wiener you were telling me about?"
"Oh. Ha ha. Um, yeah. Well, that was more along the lines of a joke."
"Your wiener is a joke?" She raised an eyebrow at him.
"Huh! No! Well, I meant I was joking, but no, my wiener isn't a joke. I just um, you weren't supposed to agree to it. I mean, it wasn't meant that way. I just, well."
"What way did you mean? I'm kind of disappointed if it's just a joke. I was looking forward to it all weekend. Like I said, my mouth is wet just thinking of it." She was having too much fun watching him squirm.
"Oh my God," Bill whispered, staring at her in shock.
"Hmm? What did you mean, Billy?"
"I, er I was referring to my dick and meant to play with you with it as in sex of some kind, but it was just a bad joke, you know. I don't really know where to find a place with a good hotdog or anything." He looked as though he'd just been caught cheating on a test, and Chloe was having too much fun playing the role of teacher punishing her student.
"Ah, that's what you meant."
"Mhmm, I'm sorry."
"So, what kind of sex were you thinking of?"
"What?" Thoroughly confused, he just sat there and gawked at her.
"What kind of sex, Billy." She grinned at him, and he smiled awkwardly back and blinked a couple of times like he might be dreaming. "Where and how would this sex take place, Billy?"
"Um, well, in the car, maybe you could suck on it."
"That's it? All the possibilities, and you've got me sucking you off like a cheap hooker. Really, Billy? I thought you'd be a little more creative than that. Now I really am disappointed. Let's go to Danny's Deli, and I'll get a pickle or something to play with."
"Shit! What the…Wait! No, we can um do it in the stockroom! Where the extra copy machine is...In there, we can do it there!" He started to panic, and she again thought he was somehow cute. Maybe she had become deranged over the weekend, but she was supposed to live and let live, right?
"Lead the way Billy, dear." She arched an eyebrow and grinned at him as he stumbled back out of the car and opened her door, leading her to the stockroom. The office was practically empty, with everyone out to lunch. Lauren was still at the front desk eating a brown bag lunch, and there were a few people scattered in the lunchroom using the microwave or chatting about last night's T.V. drama. Billy kept looking anxiously around each corner, and finally, they got to the stockroom.
"Um, here we are." He whispered to her, and she motioned for him to proceed. "Oh, right. Of course." He opened the door, and after she had entered, he looked both ways and closed the door behind them. "Um…" He just stood there by the door as she leaned against the copy machine and arched an eyebrow at him. This was not like her at all. She had no idea where all this was coming from. She was just trying to act how she thought Bill would act if the roles were reversed. It felt to her as if the roles had been reversed. She raised both eyebrows at him, and he finally moved towards her.
"Oh." He mumbled, and once he was a foot away, he stopped. "Is it ok if...Ummm," his eyes widened as Chloe grabbed his tie and pulled him until his mouth met hers. His hand found its way around her pulling her closer, and then he was groping her breast through her blouse. He opened her blouse and reached inside. He was running his thumb over her nipple through her new lace bra, and she moaned into his mouth.
"Mmm God, you're sexy." He finally told her and tried to lift her leg over his hip, but her skirt got in the way, and she stumbled back into the copy machine. He paused, not sure what to do next. She reached out to feel him through his pants, and he grunted at her. She smiled crookedly, and he started to finally act like the Bill Moore she knew as he yanked her skirt up into a bunch around her waist, exposing her sexy new purple lace panties.
"Nice." He gleamed at her and lifted her on to the glass of the copy machine. He kissed her again more aggressively as his hand slid up her thigh closer and closer to those purple panties. His thumb traced the edge of the lace, and she arched back as he kissed his way down to her chest. This is how sex is supposed to be, she thought. Naughty and Hot and Fun! Sexy! His mouth was on her breast, sucking at her nipple through her bra.
"Mmm. God damn, I've wanted these tits for a long time," He mumbled and pulled her bra down, revealing her breast. He traced his tongue around her nipple and Chloe moaned just as the machine started to whirl to life. Bill froze, tongue still on her nipple, and out popped a sheet of paper.
Incoming fax, sometimes if the line to the floor machine were busy and in use, the fax would be sent to the stockroom machine. That meant someone was on his or her way to pick it up. Bill stepped back and looked at Chloe for a moment, then lifted her and helped her down. She straightened up and went across the room to grab a stack of paper packages. She handed him a large stack and grabbed a few more for herself. They stepped out of the room just as Stewart from accounting turned the corner headed to the stockroom.
"Hey, Chloe. Hey, Bill, did you see that game yesterday? What a doozy!" Stewart said cheerfully as he walked past them.
"Yeah, a doozy," Bill responded. And they continued in silence to the floor copy machine where they stacked the paper bundles.
"What a doozy," Chloe said to him before walking back to her desk.
She finished through the day without any mishaps and had been able to anticipate any of Jane's ridiculous requests ahead of time to the point Jane left early for the day. Which was a plus in Chloe's book. It meant she didn't need to worry about interference from that corner of the office.
Chloe had finally shut down her computer and filed everything away for the day and was headed over to the Tech department to meet up with Nicki when Bill passed by on his way home.
"Lunch tomorrow, Bill? Never did get that wiener you promised." She smirked at him.
"Er, yeah, sure thing Chloe. Wouldn't want to disappoint." He responded sheepishly, and she could have sworn his creepy gray eyes twinkled a bit.