Something's got to give. Either Abby and I need to start working together, or I'm going to have to kill her and eat her. That's a joke, by the way.—Dean Woodall, Day 2 Interview
A small boat came by to pick us up and take us to the Challenge Island. I wore my tankini and my still water-swollen sneakers (thanks to the rain) and kept my bag between my feet, since the message had instructed us to bring our possessions.
"Elimination Round," Dean had said, and I didn't bother to let him know that I thought he was right.
We arrived just as the other teams did. Twelve tables were set up at the far end of the beach, each one a different color. Each team walked up to their table and planted their flag, then turned to the host, awaiting instructions.
"Hey, everyone! Did we all sleep well?" Chip flashed us a cheerful smile. "How was your first night on the beach?"
"It was marvelous," Shanna drawled on the end. "Leon is a great partner."
"Everyone having a good time with their partners, then?" Chip's gaze swung down the line and focused on me.
"Just peachy," I said in a flat voice.
"Partnership," Chip sang out in a condescending voice. "It's so important in a survival situation, and it's what today's challenge is about! Each team is going to paint a series of pictures on a series of flags that you see before you. These pictures will be items that pertain to the history of the Cook Islands and to the native people. You will have five minutes to complete as many flags as possible, as accurately as possible. A judge will then be brought around and will determine which two groups have the worst flags. Those two groups will go to Judgment tonight, where the other teams will decide which one to vote out. Understood?"
We nodded our understanding and Chip continued. "Here's how this works. One person on the team will be blindfolded. That person will be the painter. The other will be the caller, who, when I say go, will tear open a sealed packet to uncover the pictures. The caller will then describe each picture to their partner. You must work together," he emphasized and repeated it again just in case we were dumb. "You must work together. Partnership is the key to this challenge. I'll give you all a moment to strategize."
Dean glanced over at me. "You any good with a paintbrush?"
I glared. "Why do I have to be the one to paint? Because I'm the girl?"
He gave me an exasperated look out of his impossibly blue eyes. And he seemed just as tired and cranky as I was. "Look, can you not bite my head off for just one challenge, please? Is that so very hard?"
"Fine," I agreed, feeling just a teensy bit apologetic that I was being difficult to get along with.
"Good," he emphasized.
And just like that, my goodwill vanished. I ground my jaw as he came around behind me to tie my blindfold and accidentally snared a few strands of my curly brown hair in the knot. It just irritated me even more, especially now that he was acting smug and high-handed as he tied my arm behind my back and treated me like a child while he did so.
I hated him so much in that moment.
"Are the teams ready to go?" I heard Chip call. I lifted my head, bands of sunlight showing under the thick darkness of the blindfold. The day was getting hot and sweat was starting to make the blindfold stick to my face. I could hear the other contestants moving and whispering to each other, preparing for the competition. A strong, warm hand grabbed my free one and shoved a paintbrush in it. "Here," Dean said quickly.
"Ready!" called Chip. "You will have five minutes at the start of the competition… GO!"
At that, I heard the sound of a dozen paper packets tearing open and I tilted my head, trying to determine where my partner was.
"It's a turtle," Dean's voice yelled in my ear, startling me so badly that I jumped and dropped my brush.
"You scared me—"
"Pick up your brush! Pick up your brush!" Dean's voice took on an impatient edge. "I can't pick up your brush for you, Abby. Pick up your brush! It's on the ground!"
Yeah, we were off to a great start. With my free hand, I knelt below the table, feeling around. No brush.
"Hurry up, Abby," my partner said helpfully. "You need to draw this goddamn turtle."
"I can't find the brush," I told him, trying to be patient.
"It's on the ground—"
"I'm on the ground, you ass, and I can't find it. Where on the ground? I'm blindfolded, remember?"
He paused for a moment. "Left of your hand," he finally instructed. "Now hurry up and grab it!"
After another infinitely long moment of searching, I felt the smooth length of the brush and wrapped my fingers around it, jumping up… and smacking the back of my head into the table so hard I almost blacked out. Pain shot through my head and stars lit in front of my eyes. I groaned in pain.
"Get up here! Come on!"
I shook it off and made a mental note to kill him. Slowly, I pulled myself back up again and tried to refocus. People were shouting and talking all around me, making it hard to concentrate on Dean's grating voice.
"Turtle," he repeated, his voice urgent. "Draw a turtle."
I slapped the brush down onto the fabric and drew a circle.
"There's no paint on your brush," he barked into my ear. "You need paint for the turtle! Green paint!"
I was starting to see why this was a teamwork challenge and not just for kicks. Irritated, I touched the ends of the brush bristles. Dry as a bone. "So where's the paint?"
"To your side," he said. "Left, left, left," he chanted as my hand reached for the paint. There was nothing for long, long seconds and then I found a big cup of something wet. I picked up my brush and started to dip it in.
"Wrong color," Dean barked. "That's red!"
"You're supposed to tell me where to go, you idiot," I yelled back at him. "I'm blindfolded—I can't see the colors!"
"You need to ask, then!"
"I'm asking now!"
"And I'm telling you, not that one! Move up two pots!"
Oh sure! Easy for him to say. Gritting my teeth, I brushed my knuckles along the edges of the pots until I felt like I'd picked the right one and moved the brush inside again.
"I said green! That's blue! You're over too far! Two pots, not three."
Argh. Clenching my hand tightly around the brush, I shoved it into the paint. "You're slopping it everywhere," Dean complained in a rather impatient voice. "They're going to count off for that."
"I'm trying," I said, and drew a circle on the fabric. "What is the turtle doing in the picture?"
"It has waves over its head, so you'll need blue paint… no, not yet, you haven't finished the turtle. Draw the legs, and draw the mouth open… open… I said open… Abby, the mouth is open…"
"—I'm drawing it open—"
"No, you're not—"
"You have one minute left, teams," Chip broke in, yelling over the constant murmur. "Work fast!"
The fabric ripped out from under my brush. "Move on," Dean said irritably. "Go to the next one."
I felt him lay down a new flag of fabric and patted it flat. "What do I draw for this one?"
"A red fish. Come on Abby, draw fast. A red fish—"
"Where's the red—"
"Abby, hurry up and draw—"
"I can't draw if you don't tell me—"
"ABBY, DRAW," Dean shouted, blasting my ears. "PICK RED AND DRAW. QUIT ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS AND JUST DRAW."
I threw down my brush, grabbed the closest pot of paint, and lobbed it over the table at my partner. I didn't hear it connect, so I grabbed the next one, and the next one, and heard the satisfying thwacks as they hit Dean (I hoped).
"Time!" Chip shouted.
I ripped off my blindfold and glared at my partner. Mister Perfect Jock was covered in yellow and red paint—quickly dripping to orange. A streak of blue covered half the table and our flag looked as if the paint had thrown up on it. He was glaring at me with utter disgust.
"If you yell at me again," I screamed back, "I'm going to shove that fucking brush down your throat. Understand?"
He glared at me and wiped paint off of his face, saying nothing. A muscle twitched in his jaw but to my relief he didn't say anything back to me. Instead, he turned and faced Chip, awaiting further instructions.
The others were staring at the two of us in shock, the cameramen buzzing around. They were having a field day—no wonder. Dean and I were a classic example of how not to work together.
"Everyone please sit down with your partners, and we'll have the judges brought in," Chip said in a calm voice. In pairs, the contestants began to move over to the crude wooden benches nearby and I followed. Dean stalked behind me, his paint-covered clothing slapping against his body. As we walked over to the designated area, my fury gave way to embarrassment.
We were acting like children.
The chagrin grew worse when the native judges were brought in, and the flags were held up for each one to see. The other teams hadn't done so badly—one even managed to paint all four designs, though in a very haphazard fashion. When they got to our table, the judges looked over at the two of us sitting on the edge of our bench, turned away from each other, my partner dripping yellow paint, and began to whisper. They held up our first flag—a green circle with a big line slashed through it from where Dean had jerked the fabric out while I was still painting—and shook their heads. The next flag they held up was just a series of red and yellow and blue blotches. Shook their heads again. Snickers arose from the other contestants.
My cheeks flushed with embarrassment again. I glanced over at Dean.
He looked over at me, too, wiped a handful of paint off of his shirt and then smeared it all over my arm.
Jerk.
"The judges have decided upon the worst teams and have picked two. Please stand up and move forward with your partner if I call your team's number." Chip turned and looked directly at me. "Team Eleven, you have been nominated for Judgment."
Well, no surprise there. I got to my feet and approached the small area designated as 'Judgment.' I stood in front of a coconut-decorated podium, and Dean did the same.
"Team number Four, you have been nominated for Judgment."
I hadn't even paid attention to the other teams' flags. All were equally bad in my opinion, though none to the grand level that ours was. The other team moved forward, looking surprised and a little bit ashamed that their entry was judged almost as bad as ours.
Heck, I would be too.
They moved to the other podiums across from us, and Chip took a seat on the high stool in the middle, as some sort of bizarre island court. The rest of the teams were arranged in a semicircle surrounding us, and a chalkboard and chalk was handed to each team.
"Welcome to our first Judgment Day," Chip announced in a bombastic voice. "Today, we will decide the fate of one of these two teams. We will hear from each team and then the 'safe' teams that make up our jury will vote for the team they wish to continue. Remember that for now, you are voting to keep a team 'IN.' Later, you will be voting individuals out. Does everyone follow?"
The others nodded enthusiastically.
"Let's start with Team Eleven," Chip said and swung his gaze over to my podium and then Dean's. "Do you have any idea of why you two performed so poorly in the challenge?"
"It's his fault—" I began.
"She's impossible—" he started to say at exactly the same moment.
A snicker arose from our audience, and I turned to glare at Dean again. He was giving me the same clenched-jaw look as before. After a moment I began to speak, still facing him. "We cannot seem to agree on anything, Chip. That's it, pure and simple."
Dean added, "We don't even have camp set up yet."
"Don't tell them that," I snapped. "That's no one's business but ours."
Dean just gave me a quelling look.
Chip seemed surprised. Okay, perhaps a little gleeful that we were self-destructing so abominably. "Did you two manage to get fire yet?"
"Haven't tried," Dean said.
"Food?"
"Nope," I said, and turned to glare at Dean again. If he mentioned my peanut butter in front of the others, I'd kill him. It was my ace in the hole at the moment.
He remained silent.
"Is that why you threw paint on Dean, Abby?" He definitely sounded smug now.
I gave the host a bared-teeth smile. "He was yelling at me and being unhelpful, Chip. That's why I threw paint on him."
"She was asking too many questions," Dean butted in. "She wouldn't just shut up and paint—"
"How am I supposed to paint when I'm not getting instructions from my partner?"
"What did I tell you, Chip? Impossible." Dean just gave me his winningest smile, as if that would warm me to his argument. "I try my best, but she doesn't want to listen."
Chip put his hands in the air. "Okay, okay, thank you, Team Eleven, but I think we've heard enough."
Over in the audience, Shanna was casting meaningful looks at Dean. She wasn't the only one, either. The other girls looked at him as if they wanted to save him from me. No one was giving me the same kind of look, of course. I was just an extra, an obstacle preventing them from having six weeks of unfettered bliss with good ol' Dean. And I had no doubt that they'd take me out as soon as they could.
The host turned to the other team, Vera the gymnast and Sidney that I hadn't had the chance to meet yet. Sidney seemed nice enough, with warm brown hair and a bright smile. Vera too. "So tell me," Chip began, "Is your team having trouble like Team Eleven is?"
"Oh no," Vera said hastily. "We're doing just fine. Sid and I get along great."
As if to prove this point, Sid nodded and put his hand on his partner's shoulder to show their solidarity.
I made a face at that, and Dean snorted behind me.
"So why is it that you're here for this round of eliminations?" Chip asked, trying to make his question as serious as possible. He even put his hand under his chin, as if considering a matter of grave importance.
Sid shrugged his shoulders and glanced down at Vera. "I think we just got unlucky. That's all."
"And how is life back at camp?"
"We're doing good," Sid continued, and his smile widened. "We have fire, and Vera was able to find us some coconuts last night. We're doing all right."
I rolled my eyes. Impossible to believe that everyone was getting along well except for myself and Dean. We were put into these kinds of situations deliberately to self-destruct, I imagined. No one was going to get along as blissfully as Vera and Sid were playing up.
Chip chatted with them for a moment more, then turned to the teams in the audience. "It's now decision time. We're going to have each team move to the voting booth and cast their ballot for the team that they wish to vote off Endurance Island." He gestured at the far end of the row. "Team Number One, you're up first."
Shanna and Leon hopped to their feet, slate in hand, and disappeared into a small curtained-off booth in the background. I squinted at the sun, high overhead, and wondered how much longer this would take.
I mean, it was obvious that they'd be writing our number down. We were a complete and total train wreck of a team. There was no way Dean and I would get anywhere if we didn't learn to get along, and so far, we weren't learning.
A pair at a time, the others went up to vote until no one was left. Chip disappeared off to the side and returned with a box decorated to look as if it were a missing crate of supplies to go with the shipwreck theme. Very clever. He scanned us again—participants and people on the hot seat—and then pulled the lid off.
"First vote…"
I closed my eyes. My book deal, my job, everything. I could smell it going down the drain.
"Team Eleven."
I clenched my gut and then took a breath in surprise. Wait, that was the other team. Why was someone voting for them? We were terrible.
Chip pulled out the next slate, then turned it around so we could all see it. "Team Eleven."
It didn't make sense… did it? I watched Shanna's impassive face, Ginger's, Jody's… and they all wore the same inexpressive look.
"Team Eleven."
Someone's mouth curled up slightly, and it struck me. Of course. It was blindingly obvious now. They wanted to keep us here because we sucked. We couldn't work together—which made us no threat. And Team Four, because they were marginally more competent than us, would go home.
"Team Eleven," Chip continued, flipping over another slate, and then another. "Team Eleven. Team Eleven. Five out of nine votes… that's enough." He nodded at Team Four's shocked faces and banged a gavel against a coconut. "Endurance Island has passed Judgment. Your time here is over." He turned and glanced over at myself and Dean. "You are safe for one more round. Head back to camp."
Stunned, I glanced over at Dean to see his expression. He seemed just as shocked as I was.
And here I'd thought we'd get voted out first because we were the worst team out there. The worst team possible. Just the opposite was true—we were going to be kept around as dead weight, as a safe bet.
Even though I wasn't supposed to, I smiled a little. I'm pretty sure Dean did too.