(A/N Thanks for the support and keep the stones coming. We're at 26th place as I'm writing this)
(Ryoto's pov)
Karen's sister Sophia has come to play the role of my older sister. She seems a lot nicer than Karen, but that alone is suspicious.
I couldn't refuse her as she would probably refuse my refusal even if I did, so I decided to roll with it. Thankfully my apartment had two more empty rooms, so she had a place to sleep.
The following day, Karen's voice came back inside my head just as I woke up. Her voice was higher than usual. It also didn't have the same energy as before.
Karen: "Good *hic* morning, Ryoto."
'Karen, are you drunk?"
Karen: "Whaaat? Me drunk? No way!" I drank only little tiny bit. I was prak-, prec- prok-, basically forced to!"
She gave up on saying practically!
Karen: "I mean after discovering that my 'perfect older sister' has some kind of weakness. It's celebration time!!!"
Ryoto: "Karen, you're drunk."
Karen: "Shut up, you're drunk!"
Ryoto: "Go to sleep Karen."
Karen: "I'll go but not because you told me to! By the way, have I ever told you that you're kinda handsome."
Ryoto: "I'm hanging up!"
To my surprise, after these words, Karen stopped talking.
Wait, I could do that!? This whole time!? I can't believe it. Why didn't I try it earlier!?
I exited my room, ready to make myself breakfast, but the food was already prepared on the table, to my surprise. I even blinked a few times.
Sophia walked out of the kitchen wearing an apron... only an apron.
I looked at her, expecting some kind of answer, but she only smiled at me and didn't say anything.
Ryoto: "...Why don't you wear anything under the apron?"
Sophia: "Do you like it? I heard boys like this kind of thing. And don't worry, I still wear underwear."
She did a spin showing that she was wearing a bra and panties.
She sounded proud of herself. Did Karen really call her 'perfect'?
Putting this thought to the back of my head, I sat at the table and took a bite of food made by Sophia. I was blown away. It tasted heavenly and before I noticed my clothes had disappeared.
Did she just give me a foodgasm?
Sophia: "How does it taste?"
She sounded meek, waiting for my opinion.
Ryoto: "It tastes great. Better than anything I've ever eaten."
Sophia: "Really? I'm glad then."
She breathed out some air and smiled at me.
Ryoto: "I thought that you were confident in your cooking."
Sophia: "I am, but having a new person taste your food is always nerve-racking."
She pressed her fingertips together as she said that.
If she is faking it, then she is even better at acting than me.
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Days went on, and my life with Sophia didn't change my life as I expected. She cooked at times, and I swore to myself that I would reach that level of cooking someday. I mean, who doesn't want to make people naked with his cooking. I still made meals at times. We even made a schedule to decide who cooks when.
Sophia seemed like naive and a bit of an airhead but overall a kind person. She acted like a real older sister... I think. I never had one before. She insisted on calling her Onee-San, though, which I refused. I don't know why, but it feels... weird.
On the other hand, Karen didn't have a good time at all. Having her sister constantly nearby put her on edge. The only 'rest' time for her was during school time. Sophia didn't contact Karen when I wasn't present.
It felt strange that Karen hated someone that much. I know that this is a strange thing to say, but I feel like Karen dislikes people in general and likes to piss them off, but not hate. She may go overboard with that, but still. So what did need Sophia to do to make Karen hate her so much?
'Hey, Karen, can you tell me why do you hate Sophia that much?'
Karen: "Boy, oh boy, let me tell you a tale. She is a liar. She lies her life whole life. She acts like a perfect little girl in front of our parents, a perfect student in front of the teachers, and a perfect human being in front of anyone else. And all of that to make me look bad."
'Why do you think so?'
Karen: "Why else would she act like that. Because I refuse to believe that anyone acts like that because of their own accord!"
'So you just THINK that she pretends to be nice?'
Karen: "When you put it like that, it sounds like I'm delusional."
'I wonder why...'
I rolled my eyes.
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I was just done shopping and as my disappointment in Karen rose someone called me.
Nakame: "Ryoto-chan, good to see you again."
Ryoto: "Oh, if it isn't Nakame-San."
Nakame: "Did something good happen as of late?"
That question came out of nowhere.
Ryoto: "Why do you ask?"
Nakame: "You seem happier."
Is it really that obvious?
Ryoto: "You could say that."
I said with a smile.
Nakame: "I see. That's good then."
I said my goodbyes to Nakame-San and returned home.
The next day in school, Irina's master visited her, and they made a bet who would 'kill' Karasuma first. If Irina lost to her master, she would quit being a teacher. Irina won, making her master admit that she was capable of killing Koro-sensei.
The day after, Karasuma announced a new teacher. It surprised everyone, including me. To my memory, there weren't any new teachers.
My eyes almost pooped out of my head, seeing the figure walking into a classroom.
Sophia: "Hello everyone, nice to meet you all. My name is Sophia Yuuki, and I'll work as a part-time teacher starting today."
Sophia explained cheerfully with a smile.
I smashed my head against a desk as Karen s reamed inside my head.
Karen: "NOOOOO!!!"
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