??: Eh, but I just wanted to play the game
Flashback-pov
Hi, my name is Maxim and I'm 40 years old now I'm running to the store to buy a new game about transformers, yes, yes, I'm a hell of a fan of Transformers, and as a fan I always look on the sites for new films, manga, anime, games and so on. You might ask why I'm such a fan of transformers ?? My whole life is continuous pain, eternal loneliness.
I was born in Moscow in 1993, my parents were rich. My father's name was Aleksey Gritsko, and my mother was Valentina Gritsko, I don't have friends, well, there was one friend whose name was Vasyl, but he was hit by a car when I was 4 years old then I stopped talking to anyone. At the age of 6, I went to school, grade 1, at school the children were running, I was the only one having fun, sitting and reading books. There were children who wanted to make friends with me, but I knew that they were doing this on purpose, who would not want to make friends with the son of billionaires. In short, at school I was called "Lonely Prince" why lonely I think you already understood, but why is the Prince? Because I fucked up all the hooligans. At school, I was an excellent student, there were always only fives from all school subjects. At the age of 24, I moved to another country to Canada, bought myself a 6-room apartment for my own money, since I worked as a programmer. Since I can't sleep at home, and in 15 minutes I'm already sitting in my BMW car..
I decided to go to a nightclub alone, have a drink, stand, listen to music - it was boring. As a result, a lady comes up in the smoking-room - she was already a little drunk - and let's say something. And I immediately sent it in three letters and left. I looked - men start to approach her, she starts chatting with someone, in the end I freaked out and kicked all the men away from her. A little more time passes, she suddenly comes up and rests her head on my shoulder. I hugged her. As a result, there is already a lot of time, it is no longer. I wanted to call her a taxi, but she didn't want to go home every five minutes: "I want to dance". I understand: if I leave her, then someone will use her, but I did not want that, because the girl is good. As a result, I waited until the club closed, morning, we go out, she was with a friend, I say: well, go home. I asked her address so that she could call a taxi, and she answered me: "I want with you, only with you, wherever." In the end, I decided to take her to my place. Well, then it went on. In short, in the end, her name was Jessica blonde, a sexy figure. I went on dates with her 6 times after that we realized that we loved each other and decided to live in a place, 2 years passed and we got married.
At our wedding there were only my and my parents, and also her girlfriend with her boyfriend. Well, at night we had a romantic cupcake.
A month later, we found out that Jessica was pregnant, when I found out, I was very glad because I would become a father, then Jessica wanted to hit me, but she did not succeed hehe. About 9 months have passed and now Jessica is in the hospital, and I'm waiting for news from the doctors, because now my son should be born. The doctor left the room and said that I could go into the room, but I didn't come in. No, I fucking ran the flash. And now I see my wife, she grins and holds our child in her arms, and I look and look and I have tears of joy in my eyes. I approached them smiling like the last idiot. My wife asked me.
Jessica: Honey, are you okay ?? Why are you crying??
Max: Yes, honey, I'm fine, just tears of joy!
Jessica: Honey, what shall we call our baby ??
And then I thought there were many names, but then I remembered my first and last friend Vasyl
Max: Our child will be called Vasya as a memory of my friend.
10 years have passed since that moment. And now I go into my son's room and see him watching some cartoon and ask him what he is looking at, and in response he began to tell me everything about the cartoon "Transformers" oh my head.
Vasyl: dad, let's watch with me, please (and eyes like a cat from Shrek)
Max: oh son okay
And so I watch this cartoon with him, I see some kind of Robots who are fighting against other robots, just like in our world there are only people!
Max: Um Cornflower, why are these robots fighting ??
Vasyl: Are you stupid ??
And my left eye started twitching
Max: Um? No
Vasyl: Then why are you asking ??
Max: Well, I just wanted to know why they are fighting!
Vasyl: So you're stupid after all! I already told you that there are Autobots and Decepticons.
Autobots
most of all they value freedom and independence. They do not regard the Cybertrons as the dominant race in the galaxy and recognize the rights of other creatures, including organic ones. Many Autobots value honor and are willing to help others even at risk to their own lives. Thanks to this, they easily enter into alliances with other intelligent beings.
As a rule, they are not prone to belligerence, and even transform into mechanisms designed for peaceful purposes (mainly in vehicles). In many universes before the war, the Autobots were scientists, engineers, doctors and retained their professional skills during the conflict. However, there are very noticeable exceptions, both in terms of character and in terms of weapons and altmode. Nevertheless, they are generally quite effective in opposing their enemies.
Decepticons
faction of transformers, opposition to the Autobots. The main goal of the Decepticons was complete control over Cybertron, and in the long term - over the entire universe. The leader of the Decepticons was Megatron, and later Galvatron. The faction's emblem is a stylized image of a fox's head.
Max: oh, it's clear now.
Hmmm, okay, let's look further
2 years have passed
And I became fucking a fan of Transformers, hehe. So I'm going to the store to buy a birthday present for my son. So I went to the store and I started looking for a Soundwave toy as it turned out my son liked Soundwave. Damn it is not in this store, so we are going to another store soon. So I started the car and someone calls me, I look at the phone and see that my beloved little and dearest wife Jessica is calling.
Jessica: Hi honey, where are you? Everyone has already gathered in the restaurant, but you are not there.
Max: Hello my dear! Sorry, I just can't find a gift for our son that he wanted so badly, so I'm going to all the stores, in 5 minutes I'll be in the last store and if that gift isn't there, then I don't know what to do, because my son will be very insulting.
Jessica: Oh honey, you're wrong. You know how much he loves you, he will not be offended if you do not find this gift.
Max: But dear, you understand that he will be very happy when I bring him that very toy !!!
Jessica: Oh my god! And what should I do with you robot fans ??
Max: Accepted and Forgiven! I love everything and kiss in 15-20 minutes I will arrive!
Jessica: And I for you! We are all waiting for you!
So you have to hurry running !!!! Bitch! This is the last store! I run to the store and started looking for toys, so 1 shelf is not right, 2 is not right, 4.5, here is the 6th shelf "Transformers", where are you ??