A 16 year old teen passed through large mansions walking back home .
He was 6 foot of slightly build physique . He had hazel eyes with dark hair. He was average looking compared to his mother and ' new family ' .
He looked at the mansions that he passed . He still wasn't used to the site of large and luscious mansions .
He stopped a rather unique mansion . Mansion No. 322 . That was his new home . He sighed as he walked in .
' Another day in this hell hole ' He thought as he walked in. Just as he walked in he saw his stepsister storm out furiously entering a Bugatti before driving away.
The boy grinned.
' Well at least there's drama . ' He thought.
He walked in and saw the mood was tense . His stepfather was cursing in spanish and his mother trying to comfort him.
His stepfather stopped cursing when he saw him . He slightly smiled .
" Hey Kuma " His stepfather said.
" Hey " He said slightly smiling before walking upstairs to his room .
This was one of his stepsister's little rage days . She was probably being told that her new boyfriend is bad and she should steer away from him . The discussion probably turned into an argument due to his stepsister's short temper and knowing her she stormed off . Kuma concluded.
He sighed . He had to butt in whether he liked it or not mostly because he didn't want Abuela to get sad seeing the father daughter in a argument.
He took out the phone and dialed his stepsister. Luckily she picked the phone.
" Hey Gabriella " He said affectionately.
" ... What the hell do you want Akuma " She said after a long pause.
" Abuela is coming tommorow "
" And ?" She asked impatiently.
" And bringing your boyfriend for family dinner tomorrow would probably be a good idea especially if he impressed Abuela. . " Akuma said .
" ... What are you planning ?" Gabriella had learned through experience with Akuma there was always something he was planning.
" If your boyfriend impresses Abuela your father will have to agree for you two to date. You two finally stop bickering and I finally get some quiet . " Akuma said.
" ... Fine I'll ask him to come "
Akuma smiled.
" Alright bye sis " He said before hanging up .
He walked to his room and fell to his bed to take a short rest. After a few minutes he started moving again and went to shower .
After bathing and wearing clothes he jumped into bed . He took out his phone and saw a strange message in his email.
He opened and read it
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Congratulations for being chosen to enter the Gods Reahabilitation School. This is a school like no other that takes delinquent gods and turns them to great gods.
Do not worry you delinquent of a god for once we're done with you you'll be the best god there is.
P.s Once you finish reading this you will be teleported to your class.
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" Wait what ?" Before he could finish his statement he suddenly found himself in a lecture hall .
' What the fuck ' He looked around and saw other confused people such as him.
The only difference was that these people exuded a deadly suffocating aura that made him have slight breathing problems . They were also incredibly handsome and beautiful far from human standards including people who looked like furries.
People started talking displaying their anxiety however some concealed it.
" What the hell Odin is this one of your stupid tricks ?!! " A middle aged man with white hair , blue eyes and a body that could only be called godly stood up .
He pointed his finger accusingly at an old man with two ravens on his shoulder and an eye patch .
" Calm down Zeus , even I don't know what's going on here " Odin said.
" Bullshit !!" Zeus shouted.
" Look at those two bickering ....." Akuma heard a soft melodious voice beside him . He looked at the source of the voice and nearly paled.
' Holy shit ' He thought .
The person or rather god besides him was blue . He had three eyes but one of them was closed. He had purple eyes and had a black flowing hair.
" Don't you think it's a little bit childish " He said finishing his sentence and finally smiling at him .
" Hahaha Yes " He said almost gulping.
" Hello am Shiva , what's your name young god " Shiva asked stretching his hand for a greeting
" Akuma , my name's Akuma " Akuma said shaking his hand after some hesitation.
Akuma saw Zeus ready to lounge at Odin when a woman in a suit walked in .
Her facial features could not be seen due some kind of darkness covering her head . Otherwise her body features were definitely 15/10 .
" Quiet " She said . She didn't shout but her voice travelled through the halls
Everyone kept quiet . Not because they respected her but due to her aura .
The gods knew through instinct that they could not defeat her.
" Hello everyone my name is #$##$$## " Akuma could not hear her name clearly .
" I will be your knew instructor during this journey "
A person specifically green haired raised his hand .
" What would you mean by being our instructor " He asked .
" Chaos has seen that you gods have been quite lax with your work and has created this school to Rehabilitate you gods " The woman continued.
Almost everyone grew wide eyed and those people who still had thoughts about killing the woman immediately shut off all their thoughts.
" So basically kidnapped us " another god asked.
" ..... Well come to think of that she really did kidnap you "
" I mean are we that bad ?" Someone murmured but everyone heard it .
The woman laughed .
" Haha are you that bad ?" She asked before suddenly turning serious.
" Rape ..."
Heads slowly turned to a certain sea god known as Poseidon .
" Unending orgies "
Again Poseidon and Zeus .
" Mass murder , Bestiality , Turning humans into other creatures , torture , manipulation , stealing people's wives . " She said.
"... "
" That's not really that bad " The gods started nodding their heads .
" Those are the basics !!! " She said finally losing her cool.
" You turned the people of the first earth into deranged creatures due to your fightings . Started the apocalypse in planet Ginal because you thought it would be fun . That's before most life forms evolved and you killed most of them. You then proceeded to create Earth 2.0 and so far all of you are repeating the same thing on earth 1 " The woman said .
" .... Those were fun times " The gods started agreeing nodding to each other.
" Shut up !! " The woman screamed and everyone kept quiet.
" This is class D which is the worst of the worst and surprisingly all of you are the leaders of the pantheons you are in . Yet according to merits you're the worst of the worst. " She said .
" I mean we're assholes not gonna lie " The gods nodded again.
" So .... " The woman interrupted the talkings.
" You'll all be given a world according to a group of 7 for you to make them worship you . The first world will be the easiest .
You'll be transported to the world and you'll be staying there at intervals of a week . Don't worry time will paused on the new Earth .
Oh I also forgot all of your divinity will be stripped and you'll start from ground up . "
Protests could be heard all over .
" Silence!! ... Now as I was saying all your divinity will be stripped but will be returned to you every time you return to Earth . That plus the divinity you got on the planet you'll be assigned . "
The gods started giving each other high five and saying to each other it was a piece of cake .
Someone started chanting divinity and the rest followed him . They atmosphere suddenly became merry.
" Now that you're all excited it's time for you to visit your assigned world. "
No one listened to her as most of the chanted ' Divinity '
Suddenly all of them disappeared .
The woman sighed .
" Now I understand why this pieces of shit are the worst . Damn I have to take care of this pieces of shit for centuries "The woman paled.
She dialed a number she never thought she would use .
" Hey Frank , I need the hardest drugs you got .... Yes I know that I said I would never use such disgusting drugs but it's either this or my sanity. "