03:34am
"that's bad, how I can peepee now?! where my Chong chong!! my colossus! this is not happening!!" Laotzu says this looking to a mirror.
He is a reborn mc like every china novel! but now he reborn in a girl?! in a world full of weird things and crazy villains...
-ding-
"tahfuk!" Laotzu scared with this song.
[wryyyy! you think there's a ghost? but it's me, system-sama]
...
"oh."
[ugh.. sorry master, I read your memory and find this, so I say well?]
... "you did you best." "but now I'm in no mood for this thing 😔" Laotzu complaints, he is really broken because God don't give him a 'ochin chin' to make girls cry of joy.
[master if you don't like your sexual orientation, I can replace this for you ;3]
"REALLY?!!"
[Yes my master, laozi is the greatest system 💪😤]
"Sugoii!! JUST DO IT!"
[okay master! let's change that role]
¥∆×%[} din-din [complete.]
"Fuk this is awesome!" Laotzu now have a peepee!! ooow crying of joy Laotzu don't know one thing...
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He become... a trap!
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end chp 2/5
hey guys wasup! now I'm really sad, because mc became a trap!
I'm really don't know what he will do fufufu
se ya next time :3 bye😌