It has been more than a year since I've been reborn in this world. During my new life here, I have experienced many things.
Many embarrassing and terrible things.
Sucking on my mothers tit, which I graduated from and am now drinking bottled formula milk, which I am glad about.
And relieving myself without control and having my diaper changed.
The second is the worst of the two I mentioned. But in my opinion these two pale in comparison to what I consider to be one of the most terrible thing I have experience.
The experience I am talking about is my new father's 'Cool dad act'.
The amount of horrible puns and 'cool' stunts he pulls makes me cringe to death.
Worst yet my new sister Yang is becoming like him. Always adding her name to replace some words in a sentence and deeming it a pun, horrible.
Also during this time I have learned alot of things.
For one I have learned alot about my what kind of person I used to be, firstly it seems that I am the type of person who holds a grudges, and talk back to people to get a reaction and is amused by the expression of those I screw over.
It is still suppress but not much tp ignore a man who is oblivious to the times of nearly killing those around with his antics.
I paid him back by trying crush his spirit and confidence.
I attempted so a few months back when me and ruby were able to crawl.
Summer and Tai gestured and encourage us to crawl to them. I did so but to summers joy and tai's despair me and ruby didn't go to his direction. Which made me smile a bit.
Unfortunately the genius thought that the reason we didn't go to his direction was because he wasn't cool enough and decided to fix that by being more cringy.
That plan backfired greatly.
Another thing I discovered is my relationship with my siblings. How do I explain it?
With yang it's pretty okay but slightly, How do I put this... attached to us?
Whenever Tai comes to give us our bottle yang would always ask if she could give us our bottles instead.
At first Tai kindly refuse with a good reason, but immediately changed his mind when yang looks at him with teary eyes.
Whenever yang gives us our bottles she always has a smile on her face with a weird glint in her eyes.
Ignoring the glints in her eyes its pretty normal.
Ruby on the other hand is very attached to me. To the point whenever we are seperated for a little she would always cry. And when we are together she would always hug me tightly with every strength her little short arms can muster. Like she is afraid I would be seperated from her forever if she lets me go. Which kinda hurt... physically this body is weak and her hugs hurt.
She even bit our parents for trying to seperate her from me.
Something is definitely weird. It's probably because we are twins or that god did something to her.
Anyways right now at this moment our parents are trying get us to say our first words.
Summer: Common say mom, moooooom.
Tai: Cmon you two Say Dad, Daaaaad cmon do it for your cool dad.
Looking at their gestures and mouth movement I couldn't help but cringe at their act.
Sighing mentally I looked at ruby who is looking straight at me with innocent eyes while ignoring our parents.
Ruby: L... l... l... Ruby tried to say something.
Is she trying to say my name? Hearing ruby's attempt at saying a word, our parents pay close attention to her.
They probably thought they she would say either mom or dad. Hope their expectations aren't too high. And on queue ruby said her first words.
Ruby: Light!
Silent descended and everyone stopped as if time stopped.
Summer and Tai had shocked expression as if for them something beyond unexpected just happened.
Summer: Ru.. Ruby's first words. Summer tried to form a sentence but failed due to still being shocked.
Tai mumbled something as if the gears in his head just malfunction.
I looked at their expression and gave them pity 'Shouldn't have had that much expectation'.
Looking at ruby she was smiling.
'Guess she was really happy at saying her first words'. Looking at her smiling face I couldn't help but have the need to return in kind.
Light: Ruby.
Silence once again descended. No one made a sound due to the fact that both summer and tai looked like they just lost their souls.
But the silence was broken when ruby cried out in joy (No tears its happy) and hugged me rubbing her cheek on mine with a big smile on her face.
Finally done processing what just happened Tai sighed and let out a small smile. While Summer cried out.
Summer: Waaaaah I wanted their first word to be mommy. Summer wailed and through a tantrum like a child.
Tai: *Sigh* Guess I gotta improve and become cooler. Hearing what Tai just said I couldn't help but shiver.
*Bang* Suddenly the door burst opened and yang and qrow entered.
Looking at me and ruby rubbing cheeks and tai hanging his head low and summer throwing a tantrum, qrow asked what happened.
Tai: *Sigh* They said their first words.
Qrow: Really?
Summer: Yes! And it wasn't mommy! Summer wailed and thrashed around.
Tai: Yeah and you would never guess what their first words are.
Yang: What are their first words!? Tell me! Yang asked with anticipation wanting to know what her baby siblings first words are.
Qrow: Yeah, Tai what were they?
Tai: *Sigh* their first words were-
Light: Yang. Cutting Tai off I said my second words. Which resulted in everyone in the room having a shocked expression but yang who eeep with glee and came running at me and ruby and hugged us with a huge smile on her face.
Summer, Tai, and Qrow stood there silent and shocked.
Looking at their faces I couldn't help but smirked. 'Suck it Tai'.