"I love you, you love me, we will make a happy family, with a big big hug and a..." While I'm patiently working on these chains sealing Glitch, she's cheerfully singing.
Strangely, I'm not as annoyed as I expected. Maybe it's because I'm starting to see her more like a puppy than the concubine intended.
Regardless of all this, spending 3 months like this is getting...
"Boring," I muttered.
The difference between the Peak of Peak-Divine and Peak-Divine was frustrating to say the least. Unless one uses raw power, one must be able to use their concept more externally.
For instance, I must be able to use 'Destroy' without needing to chant it.
You could say, the only reason before I was Peak-Divine was due to the nature of Destruction. Anything that obstructs Destructive energy would obviously be destroyed, but my versatility with Destruction is garbage.
So far the most versatile move I made is Destructive Step and the proper versions of Destructive Weapons, which required the aid of Normal-type energy to manifest correctly.
"Boring? I have only been with you for 3 months. Am I so boring? Do you not love me?" Hearing her depressed words, I would need to answer quickly before she pulls Risa into the topic.
"Glitch I was talking about my training, not you," I stated.
"Really? Hehe, he loves me, he loves me," Damn, her personality is really...
[Stop acting like a cute puppy abomination]
"Hey trash, why aren't you in a dumpster yet?" Glitch asked coldly.
And they're at it again.
"Hehe, honey's smiling,"
[That's indeed a rare sight]
"Tsk," Clicking my tongue, I frowned as hard as I could.
"Glitch, that form of yours do no good to your personality," I said, believing the Glitch Pokemon itself should be able to glitch its shape to something more ideal.
"I can be whatever you like to infinite, love," Glitch replies.
Glitch, sure like the word infinite. Though, Glitch is likely the king? no Queen of role-playing. Wait, Risa can do that too.
"Great, let's talk about that after you're free," I said before getting ready to attack the chains once more.
[Scan completely]
[Item: Chains of Sealing
Abilities: ??? (85% similar to Perfect Body: Cleansing), ??? (85% similar to Indestructible Body), ??? (An ability related to absorbing the target's energy), etc.
Recommendation: Use Destruction to destroy the first ability]
System, just because you know what ability is what doesn't mean I can, and why don't I just destroy them all and be done?
[The Unowns would arrive faster than you could take to destroy all 3]
Yeah, but they haven't shown up when I was attacking the chain before.
[They didn't sense any threats inside the space]
The sons of b*tches couldn't tell I wasn't inside here because I was weak?
[Rather, the seals outside make them can't tell what's occurring inside. However, they could still tell if the chains are damaged]
So first, I need to find and destroy the first ability, then?
[Glitch's physique would glitch everything else causing all the other abilities to stop working leaving behind the now, easy-to-destroy chains]
"Glitch, can you unglitch stuff?" I asked.
"If I glitch it enough it should unglitch, right?"
"I don't know, hopefully?" I answered.
Hopefully, she could unglitch her glitches otherwise such good resources would be wasted.
"So how am I going to find the first ability?"
[Fusion]
True, with that our senses, are linked so it's not too difficult to find it.
Alright, say it with me, System.
Fusion ha!
'...'
Hey, why didn't you say it?
'Just do what we are here for, System doesn't wish to be fused with a weirdo like you for too long,'
"Trash, how dare you talk to honey like that! You're courting death!"
"Heh?" 'Heh?'
"Are you from around here Glitch?" I asked.
"Nope, but your memories are as beautiful as you, honey," Glitch said before looking at me, confused. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing," She went down the wrong part and it's all Raven's fault!
'Proceed with your goal, host,'
Sheesh, fine, I'll destroy the sh*tting ability now.
Upon finding the ability, all it took was a glare to destroy the ability without destroying anything else in the process.
'You wish'
[Fusion canceled]
*shatter*
"NOOOO!!! Glitch, how could you!" I cried out, that chain might have been D best resource out there to make a weapon.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Glitch began to sob as she repeatedly apologize.
*sigh*
"No, need to apologize," I said, resting a hand on her 2D-like head.
"But..."
"It's not your fault, and I had already expected to not get it," I explained attempting to rub her head.
"Hehe, he loves me, he loves me," Glitch sang as she glitches her body, transforming it into...
"Human?" Of all creatures, why human?
{Image Here}
[Because you still act like a human]
"Tsk, don't remind me,"
"Honey, how are we going to leave?" Glitch asked, the space around us glitches prevent the numerous Unowns that intended to enter.
[If you don't hurry they'll just make the seal outside just as difficult to break out of the one previously in here]
"How come they didn't do that before,"
"That's because their focus was still on strengthening the seal around me," Glitch explained as she hugged onto my arm.
"Mew?" Mew says appearing before us.
"Are you here to help out or do you already need me to do something?" I asked.
"Mew," Mew explains his hand shining as it points at the sky.
"Don't know what you want, but let's go," I said, before. looking back at Glitch. "Ready?"
"Of course!"
And like that, we appeared in...
"Distortion Realm?" I muttered.
"Mew," Mew explains pointing deep inside the forest.
Spreading forth my senses, I quickly got the answer.
"ASSEUS!" I roared, shaking Glitch's grasp before entering Speed form arriving before him using Destructive Step.
Why am I being so reckless you asked? It's because that f*cker has an egg!
(A/N: The next sentence is what Mike thinks he heard, NOT what was said)
"Brother-in-law!" he calls out mockingly. "I f*cked your sister,"
*ROAR*
***
Meanwhile, Mew sits back and gets a good show.