My two puppet heads are wrapped like hands as they hug Tatsumaki while my head lightly rubs against her cheek causing her to giggle.
"Was it those eyes that made you recognize me?" I asked curiously, teleporting her onto my back.
"Mmm," she nods.
"Againsss?" Medusa asks, wondering if I return to the stage where I overly pamper my children, the youth stage of their life.
"Yes, I especially owe Tatsumaki this," I said letting my wings lightly pat her back.
"Papa, I have Aunt with me," Tatsumaki said proudly.
"Really, let's leave this place first... I did rather hope she doesn't see this mess," I said once more looking at Pink before shaking my head.
She'll cheer herself up as usual... probably.
The sound of a Pokeball opening went off followed by the bright light appearing in front of my eyes.
"Mate," Risa said with her usual cheeky smile on her face, her face so close to mine leaving nothing else for me to see.
"I'm back, mate," I said before I lick her face with my big tongue.
"Mate," Risa purred happily, transforming into Hydreigon before making her 3 head lick me rapidly.
"Disturbingsss," Medusa mutters teleporting away with Tatsumaki.
"Hahaha," I laughed at Medusa's reaction, another memory that shall be in the System's backup memory.
"There are many things we must talk about Risa, but I guess we should handle what's in front of us," I sighed, causing Risa to turn her gaze to Pink. Let her handle this and we'll move on with our lives.
"Master?" Risa said confused, her smile still on her face, but...
Did she just now call that master?
[Settle down host your emotions are all over your face]
[Name: Risa
Age: 26
Pokemon: Mew
Type: Psychic
Level: 90
Innate Abilities: Limitless, Instinctual Movement, Aura (High-Expert), Universal Affinity
Abilities: Pressure, Unnerve
Special Abilities: Space-Time Sensitivity, Positive Aura
Racial Abilities: Progenitor's Privilege (PP), Invisibility, True Morph
Talent: Deep Silver
Nature: Adamant]
That's interesting, Risa also has Universal Affinity. I wonder how she got given how difficult it was to get mine.
[Limitless]
Does it mean what I think it means?
[Limitless (Deep Gold): Limits are for everyone but you, go forward towards that limitless summit]
I didn't ask for a wiki'ed version or should I call it System Addition? Oh well, I guess I should see how Risa solves this problem. Having done zone out the basic chat for y'all, no need to thank me. Let's continue.
"Master!" Risa calls out, nearly losing control of myself for a second hearing that.
(A/N: Stay far from the Yandere's call)
Pink who was sitting, staring at the ground depressedly looked up to see Risa looking at her with a bright smile.
"It's alright Master, we're here," Risa said happily, as she hugged her tightly with her small little body. "See I'm right here, we are right here, so there's no need to be sad, and since you aren't sad that means you must smile," Risa said encouragingly.
"Smile," She repeats, slowly beginning to feel tears fall on her as Pink returns the hug. Soon the hug became a group among them and now I just want to crawl away from the awkwardness but Risa's here.
Though, I can come back a bit later... Turning around, I mentally noted that I shouldn't have any inconveniences during an important reunion.
*poke*
Huh? Turning around a Shadow Hand grabs me and pulls me towards them.
"No!" I shouted but it didn't take a no as an answer. As I resist a hand grabs me by my beck.
"Get over here!" Kong shouts, pulling me into a hug.
Help! I don't want anything to do with these f*ckers here! This isn't f*cktastic at all, this is just sh*tterrible.
[Bordering your swears I see]
More like distracting myself from not killing these fools.
*sniff*
"It's fine Master, let it all out," Risa said. 'Mate start smiling pretty please,' Risa said telepathically.
How the f*ck is she even seeing me inside of their!? And don't make it sound cute when you're clearly threatening me.
Keeping these complaints to myself, I forced a smile on my face while chanting.
'I want to be here,'
'I want to be here,'
'I want to be here,'
'I wanted to leave,'
'I wanted to leave,'
'I wanted to leave,'
'Just let me leave,'
'Just let me leave'
'Just let me leave,'
As you can see I did a great job at keeping this smile on my face.
[The most disgusting smile the System has ever seen]
Why f*ck you.
(A/N: I wonder how many of you are confused by the sentence)
[...]
"I died and become Abra and quickly became a Kadabra to check on my mother but she died months after my death, but I shouldn't be sad, I will keep smiling and move forward. Later I became an Alakazam and fell in love with Rock before finally making a child name Hugh, a very happy day,"
Last time I checked you went for milk that same day...
"Later on as he matured we argued about Daniel..."
"Dic..."
*smack*
3 Shadow Hands slapped my head. Rude much.
"Then he left after a family dinner and I and Rock move onward to see our friends and even talked with Daniel for a bit, before stating he's has a war to fight and asks us to join. Hearing it was in Viridian City, I told him to stop it but he said he's not the instigator before leaving,"
Then you went forward and be a b*tch.
"And then I betrayed my son,"
What a summarized way of hiding your b*tchy behavior.
"For a completely stupid reason, a city of humans isn't as valuable as one's family," I stated.
"That's not something we can decide, they too have their own family," Pink explains.
"But if you think like that you'll never get anywhere in life," I retort.
[From a logical perspective, all she did was fast forward your inevitable defeat]
But by now the betrayal was the part that pissed me off the most.
"No, if people think like this there won't be any wars,"
"Yes, but that's from a human perspective, you are now a Pokemon. So tell me, why should you care about them more than your son?" I asked.
"I don't need to care about them to help them,"
"So they more important to you than your son then? In that case, why the hell do you want your son's forgiveness, when you have no intention of admitting you were wrong?" I asked dumbfounded.
"I never said they were more important, I only wanted my son to not fight there,"
"You could've just transferred the humans there and left, but you didn't know jack sh*t about the war and interfere. Thank Arceus the current you is only cannon fodder for the next war otherwise who knows what sh*t you might've done due to your stupidity," I said frustrated.
"Mate, that's enough," Risa said sitting on my main head.
I didn't even notice the group hug had ended and it was just me and Pink standing a distance away from each other complaining.
"Let's go," Risa said patting my head.
"Huh? You're not going to ask me to apologize," I ask dumbfound.
"No, we'll visit often and hopefully you two will fix your problems yourselves," Risa explained thoughtfully. Ah, her expression is so cute.
[Random Bystander: This is so wrong]
"Alright, let's go, Risa. There are so many things we have to do together,"
[Random Bystander: Phrasing. Can't you see the difference in size!]
What are you even doing, System?
"Yes, we have plenty to talk about,"
Also, she's older than me.
[Random Bystander: So, you're the victim!]
By the way, I still got no clue what you're doing.
[Instinct: ERROR has infected me more than the System expected despite being a ERROR myself]
I see...
"Okay, let's talk here," Risa said flying a distance away from me with her usual smile. We're currently at the safe zone, quite an empty one if you ask me.
[Notice: Pocket Dimension was created]
"Not bad," I praised Risa.
"Keke," Risa laughs. "Let's talk about your concubines,"
Tat.Su.Ma.Ki!
"Yes, sorry about that. I wanted powerful children to bulldoze down Dickniel's army and retrieve my mate," I said.
"Oh? So concubines were just a tool for you?" Risa asks happily.
"See? I knew you would understand!" I confessed.
"Keke, so Mike never cared about them, that's what you're saying. You spent so long with them and never loved not one of them, Fearly included?" Risa questions, her smile still on her face but her words do feel a bit off.
"Yes, how could I love anyone but you?" I answered.
"Scumbag!" Risa shouts in an angrily happy tone? A familiar red ball of compressed energy was aimed at me.
[Hidden Power: Destruction]
"Sh*t, I'm sorry!" I shouted. Risa's finger pointed at a tree above me and the beam of energy shot forward.
*pew*
The two attacks collided, with Risa's attack vaporizing the bullet and moving towards the tree. Before the beam hits the tree the masked man jumps off the tree with a sniper on his back.
Who uses a sniper so close up?
The beam hits the tree vaporizing it instantly and man the sighs in relief.
"Yo Hydreigon, I didn't expect to see you here. Are you a main character or something, first I saw you with Articuno a?d now Mew. Don't tell me you know Mewtwo as well?" The masked man said in an annoyed tone.
"Keke, someone came to burn out my anger, how thoughtful," Risa said happily, Hidden Power: Destruction balls spread around her.
"How scary," he mutters.
***
The last few chapters were quite long and this was no different.
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Genisect <--
Type-Null
Meltan
Shaymin
Nooooo! Genie sexy!