"First we'll discuss is Present and Future with Eve and Kodama," Arceus said teleporting into an audience space with Dialga and Palkia.
Seeing as the Mew from Unova and the Celebi from Dickniel's group teleported over. I'm guessing Mew's Eve and Celebi's Kodama? WTF is a Kodama.
[Your memories don't have the answer. But System can guess it's related to Shinto]
(A/N: Kodama means Tree Spirit... at least this is what wiki told me and that's what I'm sticking with!)
"Present time, there has been a large rise in ERROR cases around the world with more than 60% of them are MISSINGNO related, 5% from natural causes, and 35% from suspicious activities," Eve said glancing at me and Giraprick... Giradick, Girajerk? To be continued another time.
"Luckily, Adam assigned a Juggernaut to help out the Unowns otherwise we would've seen at least 46 Territories become ERROR Fields," Eve explains.
(A/N: 46 Territories could likely fully cover a region. Reminder: Including the 8 regions and their respective islands there's still America and... China... may still have more hidden in Pokedex)
Maths start.
Eve = MewA
Adam = Mew?
Adam can assign a Juggernaut, therefore, = Progenitor Mew?
Error!
Adam ≠ Progenitor Mew.
[Or Mike's too biased on Progenitor Mew]
Disagreed.
"Onto Project Sin. A century ago father Arceus created 7 Sin abilities and made them easily available and inheritable, this was to increase the amount of Guardian Pokemons we have along with Project Energy. A century has passed and now 4.7% of those Sin owners become Guardians and are still alive, 1,300 in total. Sadly, only 7 of those became Master Pokemons with only 1 living on this planet, the current Uber Latias. In short Project Sin is almost as beneficial as Project Energy," Eve explains.
"Project Energy?" I muttered, does this involve the ridiculously large amount of energy on this planet?
"Project Energy is forcing all Legendaries & Mythical Pokemon to stay in one place for a long period of time, thereby creating Forbidden Territories and mass-producing Guardian Pokemons," Eve explained. "This has been ongoing since the Humanities Wars era and now in this era, we have over 25,000 Guardians on this planet, with about 10,000 outside the planet. As for those Peak Guardian Legendaries and Mythicals, my faction is slowly finding and donating resources to promote them to Master. It's estimated that 20 years from now all Uber Guardians should be Master and now that all wars have ended with humanity, they should be able to get us a few Guardian trainers in the future,"
*snort*
Turning my gaze to Giratina who had just snorted, I quickly turn away before I cause trouble. Based on who came today, it's more likely I would cause trouble instead of Medusa.
"...and that's it from me. Kodama, it's your turn," Eve said.
"Right! Celebi D Kodama reporting for duty,"
"F*cking b*tch!" Did this b*tch steal my naming style!?
*smack*
"Quietsss," Medusa hissed, removing the sound isolation field around us. Although I call it a sound isolation field, it's really just stretching space until my sound couldn't leave this area.
"Approximately 20 years ago an ERROR Entity has entered this time-space and it was my job to find it, especially since the Unowns failed to find it. So far there has been no luck in finding this ERROR, therefore I'm requesting aid from Dialga and Palkia. Regardless of what methods the ERROR has to hide, the teamwork of Time-Space..."
"Space-Time," Palkia growled.
"Time-Space," Dialga growled back.
"As for the Pokemon that had managed to enter this timeline a century ago, there are no clues whatsoever," Kodama said.
[Error!]
[In theory, no Pokemon that's not an ERROR could enter the original time-line]
[The host is partially an ERROR and has the System to help hide you, so you're obviously an exception]
You said you could help hide me, but calculations have shown that I came here approximately 20 years ago, and it seems like they were aware.
[Correction: If they suspected you, they just needed Arceus to use his Uber Omniscient and you'll be found out. Also, the System is 100% certain that whatever can wasn't us]
"By chance, did you get an estimated coordinate of their first appearance?" I asked, technically they should have gotten one if they noticed it... right?
"Yes, Dialga, Giratina, and Rayquaza were the first to sense it in Hoenn but it disappeared immediately afterward," Kodama explains.
Hoenn...
[Recommended not to overthink, this may just be a coincidence]
Doubt but I won't check it out anytime soon.
"That's it from me," Kodama said, both Eve and Kodama teleported off with Arceus taking their place.
"Next up we have..."
...
A few hours later.
"Itsss from messs," Medusa said.
"Yeah, I doubt half of them knew what you were talking about," I said frankly.
"Whatsss!?" Medusa asks dumbstruck.
"He's right," Arceus chuckled. "Although I understood, you only said like 3 words,"
True, if not for being used to Medusa I doubt I would understand it myself. What she said by the way was...
'Annoyingsss, Numerousss, Boringsss,'
In short, she's saying her job is annoying and there are too many ERRORs she needs to handle making it hard for her to adventure thereby making her life boring.
[Why don't you do it for her]
And miss the few times she brings out cute expressions? IMPOSSIBLE!
"Try it over Medusa," I said encouragingly.
"Tsk. Annoying ERRORsss, Numerousss ERRORsss, Boring Jobsss," Medusa explains.
"Yes, that's much better but, I doubt this is the information they wanted," I explained.
"Yes leader, they want to hear more important things," Aurora added.
"Sh*t daughter, I sorta forgot you were here!" I exclaimed, causing her to roll her eyes.
Great! Puberty hit her.
"Thisss not importantsss?" Medusa asks curiously.
"Nope," I said.
"I seesss," Medusa nods her head understandably.
"Good, try aga..."
"We're goingsss," Medusa said.
"Huh?" And before I knew it, I was back home.