"Finally!" I shouted.
I'm not sure how long we have been clearing out the floor, but believe me when I tell you it was long. This also showed me that...
"I shouldn't have brought you 2 here," The biome alone should've told me that, and let's not even mention that I used a level 69 Jigglypuff.
Luckily, the advantages of me being their leader kept them alive. By that, I mean their better move pool. Have you ever seen a Jigglypuff know Yawn, Lovely Kiss, Sing, and Wake Up Slap? Sadly, she is a team support fighter and rarely does 1 v 1s so you don't get to see her slap around the enemy.
It's more, Friend Guard, Helping Hand, Heal Pulse, Barriers and Guards. In this fight, she sat on Seba's head while blocking, healing, and strengthening his attacks. Practically allowing Seba's to wreck the enemies after using Rock Polish.
Regardless of their strengths, they shouldn't go lower unless they're at the Senior Champion level. This floor had 5 Peak Junior Champions, 12 Junior Champions, and a lot of not-so-important Pokemons, and this is just the beginner floor. I can't guarantee their safety if we're clearing floors like this.
[System doesn't think there's a need to clear floors]
Of course, there's a need. A need to ruin their happy lives.
[3rd Rate Villain]
Huh, do you mean like Shinji level villain? You know, the one from, 'I'm the boner of my sword' show?
"Since I'm here, I'm not going back," Puff spat.
"Who said I planned on letting you all go back? Puff, lead you and Seba to Senior Champions as soon as possible and return back up here. As for myself, I'm planning on going lower,"
I should be able to fight Pokemon below Guardian level here, assuming they all lack a good move pool or good enough abilities. Just take a look at Jynx, Jynx had the Innate ability Keen Eyes.
Looking down at the waterfall, I gulped in fear. It's a good time as any to fight my fears once and for all, otherwise, when the time comes and I have to fight a Water-type legendary, I'm going to lose tragically.
"Remember, no lower than floor 2, once you have gotten to Senior Champion get back to floor 1," Reminding them, I floated towards the waterfall and felt the tension rising.
Staring at the waterfall, I lightly tapped my cheek using Envy Enhancement: Self-Harm, letting my envy of others' fortune to swim take over.
The reason I did this is that I highly believe I have PTSD and the best way to solve it is to let myself willing enter the water, and by willingly I mean, manipulating myself through Envy to make myself swim.
The brain will be like.
I envy this. Can I do what I Envy can? No. Then Destroy it.
Simple like that. In this case, here where I can do something about it, sadly, my body rejects to do it, so I simply must persuade it with something that controls me more.
Letting my foot lightly touch the water and... Oh my f*cking Arceus, it's cold!
[Shocking right?]
Scr*w you.
Aura Enhancement: Cold Resistance +. Meaning, I put more Aura into it before once more dipping my toe into the water. As for those who may be curious how I didn't get wet before, it's simple, Psychic.
Slowly, but surely, my body was submerged in the water. It's a bathtub brain, just a bathtub. Slowly, I lift my Psychic from keeping me levitating in the water and sunk... I'm sinking!
Panicking, I stretched out my hand trying to grab something while my legs were flailing around and before I knew it, I teleported back myself onto land.
"Phew, that was scary," I sighed in relief, before dropping to my knees depressingly, realizing that I failed my goal.
No pressure, just try again. How can't I do this when a group of weaklings known as humans can? And so with confidence raised, I cannonballed into the water.
*splash*
Watching myself sink, I looked at one of my memories, my human life. Being bored out of my mind because I didn't get a job that day, I decided to try watching anime. I clearly remember skipping the name and opening due to not understanding the language, perfect memory can't help when you only saw the first 2 letters of the anime before giving up.
In short, it was what I later was told to be called an OVA, that made perfect sense, I didn't understand what the f*ck was going on. The only bright side to it was that it was a beach episode with tentacles, so there's that.
Anyways, the MC is teaching one of the many girls he likes but doesn't have the balls to ask out any when all of them clearly like him, he helped one of the birds who didn't know how to swim out while... staring at some that oppais.
Using a Substitution Clone to hold me in place, I began the training of a lifetime, unaware that I spent the rest of the day swimming. Thank you, System for the notification.
[...]
And don't even give me no crap about I didn't ask, your common sense should've let you know.
[Answer: It has been a long while since the host ignore all worries and enjoy himself]
"..."
I think I'm done for the day.