"Where do you expect us to find Moo Moo Milk?" Father asks.
*sigh*
This world lacks culture.
"So why is that thing with you?" I asked annoyed, yet I can't stop myself from blushing when I look at that... pink ball of fluff. I want to hug it.
*smack*
"Didn't you hear your father ask what happened here?"
"Experience happened," I said.
"You didn't..."
"Mother, their children aren't dead, isn't that merciful enough?" Yep it's confirmed, Pokemons shouldn't interact with humans, they got too much of their stupidity.
[You're one to talk]
"Wait, why the hell did you let them escape?" Father asked annoyed.
"Stuff happened and they used Run Away," I explained, feeling my mother's embrace become tighter and tighter. How the hell did mother survive up to this point if she's sad about the deaths of strangers? Likely, father.
"Did you all succeed?" I asked.
"No, found your mate on our way here though,"
"What a shame... wait, what did you say? That thing on your back is NOT MY MATE!"
*smack*
"Who do you think you're shouting at!" Mother and father shouted back, mother's spoon hits my head.
"Ouch, alright, it's my bad," I apologized. "Anyway, as I said, that thing isn't my mate, and what made you assume that anyways?"
"Not your mate?" Father glared at Jigglypuff causing her to fall off and run towards me with a tearful expression.
"What do you mean we aren't mates? Didn't you give me food?"
"Hugh gave food to a stranger," Mother mutters, while father had a confused expression lost in thought.
"Mother we both know that's never going to happen," I said, there was never a good ending for people who asked me for money.
"True," Mother said dispiritedly, finally stopped hugging me and quickly teleported and grabbed Jigglypuff into her embrace.
"Mate, I'm talking to you!" I heard her cry out causing a smile to appear on my face. Yes, keep on calling me that it won't take long for me to break out of the Charm and make beg for death.
"So father, you all failed to beat the Steelix and got nothing out of it?" I asked, the fight surely didn't last so long, it's likely they did something else at Mt. Moon.
"I told ya, Hugh would be worried," Mother said.
"I wasn't worried," I snorted. "So what gift did you get me?"
"This," Father said.
*cough* *cough* *cough*
Ugh... don't tell me he stored it in.
*spat*
On the ground there they were, mucous possessed Moon Stones.
"Father,"
"Yes,"
"You know, I can't use this, right?" I said, not because of how disgusting the process of getting the stones look, but because I really can't use it... or can I?
[Answer: No]
Reasons.
[Moon Stone carries a high concentration of moonlight. The only known use for Moon Stone is for the evolution of a few specific Pokemons. Though a few moon specific Pokemons may have other uses for this item]
"I know, but don't you like to keep useless stuff?" Father said nonchalantly, picking up the four stones and throwing them at me, forcing me to use Psychic to hold them. No way I'm touching them without thorough cleaning.
"Mate, can I..."
"Nope," I rejected, causing her to pout cutely.
"Mother, did you get me anything? Please don't tell me it's that," I said.
"I'll give it to you later, but first we need to decide your relationship with Puff,"
"..." Father and I chose to remain silent, tactically nodding our heads at each other.
"Do you think I care what you 2 think? Her name's Puff," Mother said, hugging Puff Tightly.
"Alright, whatever. As for my relationship with Puff, it's ene-acquaintance," Damn piece of charming crap! "Mother, can I hold her for a second?" I asked.
Mother showed a mischievous smile as she passed the struggling Puff to me.
"I'm not your toy!" Puff cried out, not happy with how we were treating her. Grabbing a hold of her soft body, I instinctively hugged her, causing my father to look at me weirdly.
*cough*
Ignoring him, I went back to my original plan, pinching Puff's cheek to vent out my anger.
"Soft," As I began to playfully pinch her cheek, I felt things were getting a bit too weird from a human's perspective. Good thing I'm not human.
Aura telepathy.
'If you want to leech food from me you got to be useful? Now state your uses,' I said to her telepathically.
'I'm useful,' she said confidently.
'Not with your low level,' I retort. She's only level 27 after all.
[You're only 36]
'I need your talent, unique abilities, and specialty... also age,' I said.
'Talent Green, no abilities, age 3,'
Good, she's young.
[Pedo]
"..."
'I can Sing beautifully,'
'Yeah, so beautiful that it aroused sleepiness,' I mocked.
'I can cure all status moved with Heal Bell,'
'Is that it?'
'I can heal with Heal Pulse,'
'You're hired!'
"I have made my decision, Puff will become my concubine," I explained. If not for charm follower is what she would've been forced as.
"Not mate?" Father asked confused.
"I already have someone I like," I explained causing father to look at me warily. This old stone bastard thinks I'm into incest! That's only good in fantasy land in reality that just weird and brings a whole lot of complicated sh*t. As for Puff? Her opinion doesn't matter, she should already have expected his situation when she charmed me.
"Hugh, I'm going to show you your gift now," Mother said. "Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam," saying the magic words as she waves her spoons and an egg appeared in front of us.
Parents vs Steelix = Lost
Time spent = Moon Stones + Egg
My eyes brighten upon that realization, causing me to throw Puff out of my hands, lose control of my Psychic causing the Moon Stones to fall, and hugged my mother happily.
"No way, you got me a slave, thank you!"
At this point in time, I can't even recall the face of my first mother. A little sad, but it shows how much I have moved on.
***
Jigglypuff meets Hugh, her passive ability hits Hugh hard charming him.
Jigglypuff puts him to sleep and spent a good while hiding the food underground.
Jigglypuff left and comes back with her family and enjoyed a meal.
Jigglypuff announced her departure and left.
Jigglypuff coincidentally meets Hugh's parents and went along with them.
Jigglypuff is now certain she'll get better food and have a safer life with him.
The author laughs when he heard safer.