It took a while but I eventually got Aurora to just let me die in peace. After all, it's not just me who's curious about what's going on up there. I bet you all are curious too. Maybe it is Arceus up there having an orgy with the creation trio.
No, scratch that. Now, I just want to burn my eyeballs out of my socket and replace it with an Uchiha's own.
Ignoring the cries of the overly pampered Aurora, I take off. Sheesh, hearing her cry is really annoying, I blame her mother. One parent alone can't provide stable mental health for the child.
[System advises the host to NOT enter the sky]
Reason?
[ERROR in the sky]
What kind?
[Don't know, but it's likely contagious it's best the host don't commit suicide like this, otherwise, even his soul may be destroyed]
Don't you know a dying man fears nothing? I'm about to die and even if you fail to revive me that doesn't mean much to me. As long as death doesn't mean eternal solitude I don't care.
[It is]
It's not, my Instinct may not be as good as before but a lie like that is elementary.
[What does the host want?]
Do you fear death?
[Answer: No]
[Even if System is, System can dismount and surskit dattle before trouble comes]
[System just knows from the knowledge gained from Unowns B and C, how much of a hassle ERRORs can be]
Well, you might as well dismount now. You should know the fear of death is the last thing I fear. Curiosity and likely my Bold nature makes me want to see the ERROR.
[Tsk. Do as you please, host]
[Defensive Measures has been activated]
Tsun.
[To prevent the host from dying a foolish death]
[System call, generate electromagnetic signal]
Unowns started appearing one after another until a hundred thousand has arrived.
[Friendly Reminder. They are only here to safeguard your soul]
Now to infinity... and beyond.
...
The higher and higher we reached up the colder and colder it is. One can also see flocks of Unowns repairing space. I guess thanks to Medusa I'm a bit more acute to space.
So what do you think System?
[The entire space above Johto and Kanto has become an ERROR]
Huh?
[This can only be done due to ability $4@%&, which forms spatial ERRORs]
I will call it ERROR erosion then.
[HOST IS ADVISED TO LEAVE THE ERROR FIELD, UNOWNS ARE READY TO FIGHT]
Fight the field? or is it a Pokemon?
[Based on host's memories the entity should be classified as MISSINGNO]
F*ck! You should have said that from the beginning. I would have still come but not this recklessly.
&E770&
What?
[Commencing suic0L@ €¥ 𥕶¶ $3&!!2*]
Well, sh*t!
In front, of me stood the glitch itself. A being that's going to be my nightmare for a lot of nights.
"4*×¥÷® |¶{¥÷ `¶©]√ ¥==¥℅ |©¥?"
Where the f*ck are the Unowns?... Glitched, weak.
[¶∆]
"So can you like not glitched me?" I asked.
[×]
"√÷|¶` √ו¶•,"
"Sorry, but I got like no idea what you're saying?"
[÷]
And my bodies glitching, great.
"If you keep glitching me we will fall out," I said annoyed. Even my Instinct has glitched, nor can I truly feel any emotions.
"׶׶∆ √¶¥°÷©?"
[π]
"Still got no clue what you saying. Oh, and thanks for stopping glitching me. I'm still glitching but not as bad as before,"
"4*×¥÷® |¶{¥÷ `¶©]√ ¥==¥℅ |©¥?"
[√]
"Do you have no other way to communicate?"
"®¶®€•¥ √√÷©¢,"
"I guess not..." none of my senses are working on this thing, I'm unable to guess a word it says.
[•]
"How about this each time I ask you something glitch your body once for yes and twice for no, okay?"
A glitch.
[|]
"Great so we can talk, are you a boy?"
Two glitches.
[`]
"Then a girl?"
Two glitches.
[~]
"Genderless?"
Glitch.
[¶]
"Can you understand me?"
Glitch.
"Then speak a language I know," If you can speak then why cause such trouble?
[∆]
"One of us?" Did I say that? No, I think it did. Using my mouth to speak, cool.
About to ask my next question, I blacked out.
...
[Host has died]
[System has found a foreign substance attached to Host's soul]
[Attempting to destroy foreign substance]
[Failure]
[Reattempting]
[Failure]
[Adding the powers of Unown into destruction]
[Attempting]
[Failure]
[High degree ERROR contamination, unable to return to the Pokemon World without getting attacked by hordes of Unowns]
[Requesting aid from creator]
[Request denied]
[Methods changed]
[Attempting to seal substance]
[Successful]
[Attempting to discard sealed substance]
[Successful]
[Littering is a bliss]
[ERROR residues restarted contamination]
[Attempt at sealing ERROR residues]
[Failure]
[Reattempting]
[Failure]
[Methods changed[
[Attempting to seal contaminated ability along with ERROR residues]
[Successful]
[Attempting to discard]
[Failure]
[Innate Ability, Instinct, is locked until further noticed]
[Tactical retreat commencing]
[Reattempt at another date]
[System will now begin Host Evaluation]
[Level 59, reward 1536RP(Reincarnation Points)]
[Recycling Special Ability, Cold Resistance, reward 500RP]
[POE(Period of Existence) 9 years, 30 months, 5 days. The reward was rounded off becoming 652RP]
[POE with 2 Legendaries for approximately 5 years. Reward, 2500RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Evolution, 1st, 2nd - Reward 100 & 100RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter a Guardian - Reward 1000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: First Mythical Encounter - Reward 1000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: First Legendary Encounter - Reward 1000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Father of a Legendary - Reward 2500RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Unown - Reward - 500RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Johto's Legendary trio - Reward 3000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Ho-oh - Reward 5000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter a Master - Reward 5000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Mew - Reward 5000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Progenitor Mew - Reward 10,000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter a Shadow Pokemon - Reward 500RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Witness The Birth Of A New Legendary - Reward 10,000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter a Legendary Shadow Pokemon - Reward 1500RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Kanto's Legendary trio - Reward 3000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Lugia - Reward 5000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Perform a Fusion Move - Reward 100RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Fusion Move Proficiency, Unstable, Imperfect, Stable, Perfect - Reward 200, 400, 800, 1600RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Move Proficiency, Expert - Reward 1000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Talent Promotion, Blue, Purple - Reward 500 & 1000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Undying Willpower. Continue to fight even when you should've fainted - Reward 3000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Stupidness Should Be A Crime. Encounter an ERROR - Reward 3000RP]
[Achievement Unlocked: Boldest of Bold. Communicate with an ERROR - Reward - 5000RP]
[Previous Total - 186RP]
[Total - 76,284RP]
[Reminder, the shop is now available]
System are you sure you aren't an Achievement System?
[Answer: Certain]
Still, that's a lot of points. Did you calculate right? Anyhow, what are my choices...
Mareep.
Ekans.
Pidgey.
Oh hell no. Filter that to Kanto and Field egg group.
[Price - 3000RP]
Greedy.
[Filter option cost 1000RP, Kanto 500Rp, Field 1500RP]
Tsk. Buy.
[Total - 73,284RP]
[Abra - Location, Route 25, Kanto]
[Machop - Location, Mt. Moon, Kanto]
[Elekid - Location, Power Plant, Kanto]
I will come back to you later, got to boost my soul.
***
[Name: N/A
Alias: Pseudo Outer Being, Nameless Soul, Unregistered Soul
Age: ERROR
Gender: Genderless
Pokemon: MISSINGNO
Type: Bird, Normal
Lvl: 100
Innate Ability: ERROR
Ability: ERROR
Racial Ability: ERROR
Talent Grade: ERROR
Nature: ERROR
Move set: ERROR]