Flying over, I caught Fluffs through Vine Whip midair. Of course, I didn't let the fainted Jumpluff go and shot a Razor Leaf at him.
[Host has killed Jumpluff]
*sigh*
It's going to take a long while before I hit level 50.
Landing on the ground with Fluffs I smacked him a few times to wake him up.
*smack*
"Wake up!"
But as you can see, he's not waking up.
"Poisonsss," Medusa explained, her tail whipping the air as if warning me not to hit him again.
"Snow comes and quickly heal this guy," Saying that, I begrudgingly took out my held item, Pecha Berry.
Sniff, my snack has to be wasted on this guy.
Using two Vine Whips to forcefully open his mouth, I was unable to make a third one to put the berry in his mouth.
"See? It's not my fault, it can't be helped that he can't eat," Saying that I used my Vine Whips to grab the Pecha Berry.
"Might as well help myself,"
As I was about to put the berry into my mouth Medusa forcefully snatched it with her tail, forcefully pushing it into Fluffs' mouth.
"Quite a mouthful, huh?" I joked, lightly tapping Fluff puffed cheeks through Vine Whip.
"How are you going to make him swallow it?" I asked, Fluffs looks like he's about to die.
*smack*
"Wake upsss,"
*smack*
Medusa began to smack the life out of Fluffs... literally.
"Okay, stop Medusa, at least let me try before you kill him," I said hurriedly.
*smack*
The injustice.
Medusa's tail wrapped around his body and began to shake him unruly.
"Snow do you got a method? At this rate Medusa will kill him before the poison can," I said.
It's a pity I don't have a camera.
"No, I'm sorry for being useless," Snow apologizes.
*sigh*
I didn't ask for an apology.
Turning my gaze to Skyla, she shrugged.
Might as well try it my way.
"Fluffs!" I shouted, causing Medusa to stop shaking him and stare at me.
"If you don't wake up now I will f*ck your sister!"
Instantly, his eyes widen, bloodshot, as he glared at me.
"Mo-guuu," the berry in his mouth entered his throat, and now he's choking.
Medusa's usually calm eyes showed panic for the first time and began to shake Fluffs ferociously.
Here lie the remains of Fluffs, let us all pray he becomes a Feebas in his next life.
"Leader, you're killing him!" Snow join the panic.
As for Skyla, she watched everything with a hint of amusement in her eyes.
"Give him to me quickly," I told Medusa stretching Vine Whip to hold Fluffs.
Sh*t! I don't know CPR.
What should I do then? System! What can you do?
[Answer: Do you wish to exchange some of your life force to save him?]
Well, it was good knowing you, buddy.
I won't promise to protect your sister, but I will make sure she doesn't die today.
Skyla flies over, her talon clenched together and... punched Fluffs' throat...
"What the hell!?" Snow shouts.
Sniff, they grow up so fast.
*cough* *cough*
"F*ck!" Fluffs shouted hoarsely.
"Everything went as planned," Skyla said proudly.
"Then look at me in the eye when you say that," I retort.
"Tsk,"
"Alrightsss?" Medusa asks, returning to her calm self.
"Damn, you all nearly killed me!" Fluffs exclaimed sitting down as he ate his held item, Oran Berry.
"F*cker, you owe me a berry," I told him.
"I don't recall asking you to save me," he spat.
The audacity of this b*tch.
Meanwhile, Snow is arguing with Skyla stating she shouldn't have hit Fluffs like that. Sadly, her backbone broke the minute Skyla start countering Snow's reasonings.
"Don't worry, you don't want to owe me a berry, I will f*ck your sister," I threaten.
"Try and I will f*ck your mother!"
"Good luck, my mother must have died today. Your sister, on the other hand, is alive and breedable," I said smacking my lips.
it's a good time like any to try Pokesex.
"Fine you win, you win, I will get you back a Pecha Berry," Fluffs said giving up.
"Why the f*ck would I want a Pecha Berry when I got Leaf Guard?" I retort.
"Youuu!"
Then why did I have it in the first place? For the unfortunate soul that might need it.
"Besides, I had save that Pecha Berry to enjoy now, but now it's in your stomach. One berry won't be enough, I need 2-no, 3 Oran Berries,"
*sigh*
"Alright, I will get you 3," Fluffs said resigned to his fate.
3 Oran Berries, hurray. Shams, I can't store them away and used to sca-get more berries out of him next time.
"So what should we do about Flaaffy," I asked.
"Personally, I prefer we kill her before a future female Fluffs come at us in the future,"
"You have a point there," Skyla nods her head.
"Well I disagree," Fluffs said.
"I disagree as well," Snow said, making it a tie.
"Medusa?" I asked, our opinion doesn't matter, even without the tie.
"She will follow usss," Medusa answered.
"F*ck that sh*t! This is the same as before with Fluffs, EXCEPT this time the Flaaffy would hate us!" I refute.
"There's an easy way to solve the hatred though," Fluffs said.
"Yeah, right," I rolled my eyes.
"No, he's right this time," Skyla agrees.
"All that is needed to be done is for you to be responsible for your actions," Fluffs said.
"Take her as your mate,"
"Hahaha, MOTHERF*CKER!"