So ignoring what occurred yesterday, let's start today's session on life. You see, when life gives you big sister, ask for a refund. I woke up and learned that I'm no longer a Rattata but a pillow, Risa's pillow. As for getting free forcefully, hehe, I rather not spend a month with Jeff.
Moving on, today is an important day in my journal of life. I will be going out with some of my siblings to hunt, the reason being, Risa wants to eat a Pidgey. Can't really blame them, her talent doesn't even follow genetics and most likely surpass our parents in level. Yet, for whatever reason, she hasn't evolve.
[The reason the Rattata, Risa hasn't evolved yet is that it'll waste her talent]
The bullshit meter is rising. Risa is over level 40, how would her potential be wasted with that level?
[Answer: Only when Risa awakens her psychic affinity should she evolve]
Say what?
[No further analysis]
And the reason why I believe Risa is over 40, isn't because of the system, that gives information whenever it wants. It was when big papa tried bullying me and I called Risa for help, then Risa bullied him.
...
Risa finally woke up, now I can begin my morning training, that's skill mastery and learning some new moves. Skills have 4 levels of mastery, Beginner, Intermediate, Advance, and Expert.
Beginner are moves you now learned.
Intermediate, increase the move launch speed and effectiveness.
Advance moves can be done simultaneously with another advance move.
Expert moves can change the move foundation, changing flame burst into a fire blast.
The system had stated it wasn't as simple as that, but I wasn't in the mood to bother listening. The moves, Last Resort, and Sand Attack are the ones I'm trying to get to Intermediate. I'm also trying to learn quick attack and protect. I only had an hour of training because a certain someone was using me as a pillow.
The hour fly by and I made little to no improvement, too little time.
Ignoring the snarky remarks from Carl, I went by big mama for a berry. Big mama does be resting in what I like to call the berry forest, this area only got berry trees.
"Is my little Sitrus hungry,"
Sitrus berries are sour...
"Yes, big mama,"
"Since my little Mago is going out today, you'll get some meat,"
Okay, I'm sweet now. What? Meat! My eyes shined thinking how delicious, how mouth-watering it'll taste. No more eating berries ha ley Hoopa.
"Ara ara, little Aspear wants meat,"
Ahh, I was licked at the speed of sound, and it was super effective.
[Lick is a Ghost type move and is unable to harm a Normal type Pokemon]
"Dear, give little Cheri a Caterpie,"
Hahaha, you hear that old monkey.
My instinct began to scream dodge, and even before my body could respond, I was hit by a flying missile from the side. My mother already grabbed me, preventing me from flying away with a... dead Caterpie?... sh*tty horny old monkey.
Big mama put me beside the dead Caterpie as she watches me curiously. It smelled delicious, so with no hesitation, I took a bite from his stomach.
*chew* *chew* *chew* *moan*
There are no words in any form of human language that can describe this.
"Rat ta ta,"
I should have abandoned my humanity and become a rat years ago.
...
It's gone... There's not a grain left...why? Watching Risa smack her lips, I wanted to cry.
"Don't worry mate, when you catch Pidgey I'll give you a leg," she said, before licking me.
But how could I care? she ate more than half of my Caterpie, but I only get a leg.
Why are we still here, just to suffer?
*smack*
"Mate pay attention," You could've said that before smacking my head.
"You'll be going with Sera, and 6 non-sentient Rattatas, on your search for a Pidgey. If I find Sera's scent on you, it's for the best that you don't bother returning, okay?" Risa threatened me in such a cheerful way that it's much scarier.
"Okay," I nod my head.
"Good mate,"
Sigh. She licked my ears and left... System, what are the chances of me dying on this adventure.
[5%]
Surprisingly low.
...
A few hours later.
We arrived on the pathway of route 1. Humans regularly pass through here, due to this there are no territories and blood battles here, making it a safe zone.
Sera said we are looking for a small group that's planning to leave the safe zone. From a rat to a hyena. The group must carry at least 1 Pidgeotto and 6 Pidgeys. We had been waiting for an hour now, and I'm.
"Bored?" Sera asked.
"Yup,"
Sera's nose began to twitch, trying to catch a smell, or maybe it's just itchy. She then rushed over towards an Ekans resting under a tree and grabbed it. Ekans woke up, ready to tear apart my sister with its glare, yet after being glared back at by my sister, he calm down. Sera came back and rest the Ekans a distance away from me, my siblings stare at Ekans curiously.
"You all step back, let little bro get a battle,"
Ekans stared at me fiercely, or so he thought, to me he looked like a pedomaru. Sera and my siblings stepped back, giving us some space. We both began to walk in a circle and say cool one-liners.
"My tongue will get in all the right places," Ekans hisses.
What the f*ck!
System Status.
[Name: Rattata D Mike
Age: 2 months
Gender: Male
Pokemon Rattata
Type: Normal
Lvl: 4
Ability: Run away, Guts
Talent Grade: Yellow
Nature: Careful
Move set: Scratch, Tail whip, Screech, Fury Swipes, Counter, Last Resort, Sand Attack]
Maybe I would get to use Counter for once, everyone at home one shots me.
"My fangs will make you moan in pleasure,"
"..."
What's wrong with this Ekans, turning my gaze to my sister, she shrugged. I Rattata D Mike shall start my first wild battle. After this cliffhanger.