Leaving them, I flew a distance away from them and sat back on the sand.
Now I want to eat some Krabby.
Shame, Medusa scared them away earlier.
"Beri!" Skyla shouts trying to call me over.
Crazy, you know, right?
Does she think I dare to go in that water? That place is a walking magnet of trouble.
Closing my eyes, I ignore the shouts to get my attention and used Rest.
...
Waking up... Where the f*ck am I?
"F*ck! Why the f*ck am I here!?" I shouted.
I'm on Skyla's who's floating in the water. IN THE WATER!
"I wanted to show you something," Skyla explains sailing forward.
"I don't want to see, I don't want to know, get me the f*ck back on the land,"
"Afraid?" she taunts.
"Of the ocean? No. Of myself entering the water and getting OTK? Yes!"
"OTK?" she matters no longer bothering with me.
"B*tch, pay attention, I'm serious,"
"Hi serious, I'm Skyla,"
"B*tch, you said that intentionally didn't you?"
"What of it?"
*sigh*
"What do you want?"
"I want to show you something," Skyla answered.
"Couldn't you just show Fluffs or somebody else?" I asked.
"No, you're more multipurpose than others,"
Jumpluff D Beri, the multipurpose cotton weed.
Maybe I should start popping out eggs through Spore Release... wait can't this be used to make the guarantee of my concubine bearing 100%?
[Answer: How did the host reach that conclusion?]
Isn't Spore Release just Sperm Release, with the sperm hidden in specially modified spores? Therefore, as long as it can enter the womb there are possibilities of popping out an egg.
[This hasn't been done before]
[System can't conclude whether or not it's feasible]
[However, if the spore do enters the female body the egg would likely be a Hoppip with a high chance of being a variant]
Hoppip's don't have a long life span, so try it on Tempest I guess.
"Hey, why are you blanking out on me. Don't tell me you're that afraid of the water?" Skyla asks disappointingly.
"Everyone has a weakness," I said.
"Yeah, and this weakness is going to get you killed. Do you know how big the ocean is?"
"No. You?"
"Huge,"
"Like my serpent?" I asked, receiving a confused look from Skyla.
"Forget it, how far are we from there? I don't like how the place is so foggy,"
#CAUTION#
Yeah, I don't like it at all.
"I can't even see the beach we were on,"
"We're almost there,"
The fog ahead of us soon cleared out revealing a small island. Possibly only having enough room for a backyard party.
#CAUTION#
And on the island was a Suicune? Why is Suicune doing here?... oh, yeah, roamer?
"I want that Pokemon as my mate, help me tame him,"
"...Da f*ck!"
Suicune opened his eyes slightly, before closing them back and continued to rest.
"What? Afraid?"
"Do you not know who that Pokemon is?" I asked her.
"Does it matter?"
"And you're instincts aren't warning you about how dangerous that Pokemon is?"
"It is, that's why I called you here. Grass beats Water. So hurry up and tell me who that Pokemon is?" she said hurriedly.
"Suicune,"
"Suicune? Okay,"
Finally, arriving on land I sat down on the sand and basked in the sun once more. As for, however, Skyla plans on killing herself, it has nothing to do with me.
I wonder if I could ask Suicune to take me back, without being thrown into the water or getting frozen. Should be fine though.
Senken isn't working at all here, that's expected though, I'm in the presence of legendary...
What the f*ck!
A cluster of white balls came out from my cotton balls. Some flew into the air, some fell on the island... a few landed on me.
What the f*ck is this sticky stuff? I quickly began to shake them off me.
[Answer: Spore Release]
[Because of the stockpile of spores, the host body erupted it on its own]
So because I never shot out my spores over the years it is stock up and finally shot out on its own.
So how many times should I use Spore Release? Daily? Monthly?
[Answer: Once every 12 months]
So three times a year.
"Ugh, give out a warning next time," Skyla said, spitting out spores.
Strangely none landed on Suicune.
Feeling exhausted, I use Synthesis and picked up a spore through Vine Whip. I have a feeling this one would be worth keeping.
"Ehem, Suicune!" Skyla shouts.
Can't you leave the fella alone? Today was supposed to be a peaceful day.
"You will be my mate!"
Suicune is awake with that. A little angry, but was looking at Skyla curiously. The wind blew, causing my unborn children to be blown either into the sea or into the sky, all excluding the one I held off the island.
Hopefully, some of you would live to see the world. At least, I can guarantee one to live.
Suicune stood up, not even glimpsing at Skyla as he... no, she prepared to leave.
Ah, so that's why she was angry.
"You aren't getting away!" Skyla said, her body vanishes and reappeared on the ground fainted next to Suicune.
[Suicune has defeated Skyla]
Didn't she use fusion move?
[Answer: No]
[Combo move: Quick Attack + Tailwind + Agility + Flight Speed Boost(Racial ability)]
Seeing Suicune staring at me intensely... no, it's the spore in my hand.
"Don't be a pedo..."
Suicune used water gun, landed right on my face... Goodnight everyone!
***
Spore Release.
Through Jumpluff's cotton balls, spores would be sprayed into the air. Through the wind, it can end up anywhere if the release point was high enough. Normally, it would only spread up to a route size range.
What would happen if the spore entered a female Pokemons womb?
The spore within a week will become an egg and be released out. This is if it manages to survive inside the womb. The egg often is a Hoppip and its genetics would have slightly changed. This often leads to Hoppip becoming a variant, but that's only the case if the Pokemon is not in the same egg group as Jumpluff.
Rarely ever does it become the species of the mother, usually, when this happens the Pokemon is born healthy and regular. There are no ifs in becoming a variant unless the two Pokemons levels were close to equal.
Is it easier for spores to mutate to adapt to the environment than the egg?
No. They tend to die quickly if not in the environment they are supposed to be in. It's is very rare for a spore to survive in a foreign environment much less mutate.
What would happen if the spore was in the womb of a legendary/mythical?
It is believed that if such a case ever happened the spore would likely die. The energy released by a legendary/mythical isn't something a spore can bear with.
However, by the off chance it managed to survive and become an egg, it would no longer be a Hoppip but the baby of legendary. The genetics of a legendary is much stronger than other Pokemons and would overwrite its genes.
Regardless, something like this happening is impossible. The chances of this occurring are rare than finding a shiny variant legendary Pokemon that low level enough to be caught by oneself single-handedly.
However, if we can make this work, we can mass-produce legendary/mythical Pokemons.
Written by Team Rocket Researcher