'I need a f*ck, I need a f*ck, I need a f*ck,' The Ancient Ampharos, 'Sparkacus' thought.
Shub's Blessing was more of a curse than a blessing for him. More than ever he desired to repopulate a galaxy and the occasional perverted glances from Gaia made him shudder.
Fluffs on the other hand weren't half as affected as Mike, mostly because he's used to relieving himself often on his harem.
'Once this is over heh, just you wait Smoochum. You'll be a Jynx tonight,' Fluffs thoughts had already placed him in a forbidden section one, police need to arrive immediately.
Regardless of their current thoughts, the boost brought by Shub's Blessing which allowed them to utilize Gaia's Origin had secured the ending of this battlefield.
Giratina was deemed as a crappier version of Glitch by 'Sparkacus' he alone would've been enough through Gaia's Origin, but they need to win quickly.
#Destroy#
The distorted domain surrounding the battlefield was now destroyed through Destruction and with this being the first time 'Sparkacus' used Destruction energy, Giratina wasn't prepared for the readjustment of space allowing Fluffs to slam into him using Thunder Ascent.
Giratina's body rapidly moves towards 'Sparkacus' who had gathered Destructive energy in the palm of his hand to end this battle.
"System Call, Execute Command Ban Ability True Morph," Rataya's voice sounded. Her voice had sounded across the whole dimension causing 'Sparkacus'' body to deform.
"A bit too late," Mike said relief not to have to use Sparkacus form any further.
...
Far too late faker.
Looking at the Giratina that had been held down by the Younglings immediately after colliding into the ground, I arrive on top of his back now and began to focus.
"Destroy,"
An Origin-boosted Destroy spreads through Giratina's body and soul completely destroying him in an instant.
High-Divine Pokemon killed,
With that, I should be able to become a High-Divine in my next life.
Next up...
"Got to say, you're one sexy Pokemon," I unconsciously said. "Ugh... forget what you heard,"
Are you the 'Fertility' Pokemon or the 'Lust' Pokemon?
"I know damn well how sexy I'm, aren't you eager for a taste?" Gaia asks seductively.
*Gulp*
Argh! This damn blessing is a curse.
"Well if you're ain't interested. I did like a quick taste now," Fluffs said pervertedly.
"Sure if you want let's start now,"
"Perverts, this ain't the time,"
"Simp, we're waiting on your command," They said.
Oh, right... I'm the leader here.
Now let's see... incest sounds a like good idea right now-no!
Risa's the best, Risa the best, Risa the best, Risa the best!
(AN: SOS, Author's dying here...)
Great, now someone's bad-talking me. Regardless... incest...
*cough*
"Continue the plan, I'm heading on first," This is why the plan was made beforehand with Gaia, in case this... sexy piece of *cough* my current situation happens.
System, is there a sex button on this?
[Do you mean an off button?]
Yeah... that too.
[Once the Gaia releases Shub's Blessing you'll need some rehabs to clear out these thoughts... along with all your other mental problems while we're at it]
Would rebo-f*cking help?
[Yes, once you've entered the Reincarnation Plane, System can remove the foreign substance affecting the host's thoughts]
Seriously, which sexy bastard called this a Blessing?
...
"Did you seriously think you could've won, ERROR's child?" 'Dickniel' mocks having transformed into Arceus. "You stood no chance,"
The moment 'Dickniel' got serious and used Origin energy into the mix, Sparkacus stood no chance. His body was pressed into the ground through Origin Gravity with no hope of getting up. In fact, from how things look, Origin Gravity would flatten his body into the ground, a slow painful death.
In addition to the hole in his stomach death was a certainty.
"5 minutes again Mike, what can you do with that little time left?" 'Dickniel' mocks seeing Mike had arrived.
"A quickie," Mike explains. "Tasting the Universe Spirit is great street cred as well,"
"Huh?" These weren't anywhere close to the words 'Dickniel' expected to hear from Mike's mouth.
#Fuse#
Mike and System's souls fuse together before a pocket dimension encloses the 4 of them together.
"Finally, no more overpowered Pokemons eavesdropping on my life," Mike said, feeling relieved. "And as much as I need an onahole, I need Risa by my side more so, bye-bye Big Mama,"
Flashing over towards Rataya through Origin Step: Destruction, he punches forward.
#Barrier of Indestruction#
Origin boosted barrier appeared in front of 'Dickniel' blocking his attack.
"Lacking time you plan to kill her? Are you hoping to snag her next Reincarnation?" 'Dickniel' mocked.
"So you're Omega? The last Mew to be born from Arceus," Mike states.
#Destroy: Concept#
Indestructible was destroyed allowing for the barrier to be destroyed and continue the action of Mike's fist moving towards Omega.
"Omega?" Rataya asks confused.
"Isn't that Mew resting in a tree in Kalos? Do you think it has time to pretend to be me?" Omega mocks.
"Say what you want but those 3 Plates you have is enough proof of your identity," Mike said staring at the Icicle Plate, Iron Plate, and Flame Plate floating around Omega (Pokemon: Arceus).
Omega attempts to dodge the incoming fist but his movements seem to have been predicted by Mike and the fist slams right into him shooting him towards Rataya.
#Space Shatter#
As he was planning to counterattack another wave of attacks came towards him, however using Iron Plate allowed him to fully block the damage.
#Incinerate#
Flames gushed from the ground below MIke enshrouding him in the hot blazing Origin Flames. Or so Omega hard thought before quickly realizing that was a clone and the real Mike.
"Get Rekt!" A red aura shrouded the Attack form Deoxys (Mike) as he dropkicks from the sky with that Origin-boosted Night Guy.
"Order: Bord..."
#Origin No Escape#
No Escape? From what Omega learned from Arceus, this was one of the many moves Mike had created. However, he had stopped using most of them since gaining Destruction energy, so why now of all times at this opportune moment did he use it?
Omega, similar to Daniel was a planner. That's why everything today going wrong was beyond his understanding. How did Arceus give him such a perfect plan yet he ruined everything was beyond him.
Death for him is now certain, what he needs to do now more than ever is atone for his mistake. He'll make sure to kill Mike with him, this plan doesn't matter in the long run after all.
"Stop!" Rataya shouts angrily.
#System Call, Execute Restrict Pokemons (...)#
Mike whose foot was inches away from Omega's face froze along with Omega who was about to self-destruct.
"B*TCH, I'll f*ck you like the rat you were!" Mike managed to talk even was beyond surprising and the answer left Rataya confused followed by anger.
"Sitrus, who do you think you're shouting at!" Rataya shouts angrily.
#System Call, Register Soul, Pokemon Deoxys#
An invisible facepalm occurred, System, didn't believe what it just confirmed.
Indeed registering his soul would make the Pokemon System begin to translate the effects brought by ERROR before finally adding it into its database making MIke no longer an ERROR and allowing Restrict to perfectly work on him.
However, in the long run, this saved both System and Mike from haven't to work to get this.
"Now listen Daniel, MIke..." And as she began a one-sided lecture that drives Mike insane, he finally sighed in relief when time ran out and Rataya's body slumped to the ground dead.
"You aren't Daniel," A robotic voice echoed across the Pocket Dimension.
"A bit too late to know that if you ask me," Mike said, having already guessed her end.
"Data ERROR? Unknown data breached Universe's Soul..."
"Attempting data destruction..."
"Failure,"
"..."
"Root found,"
"Root = Pokemon: Mew. Name: Adam,"
"Executing ERROR ERROR ERROR..."
Who, how, and when did a Mew call Adam managed to put a virus beyond its imagination was beyond her. Worst of all, it's able to destroy the soul.
Her death is now certain.
"I'm sorry I couldn't be a better mother for you, little Pecha," Unclimatic was the end of the very Universe's Soul.
Luckily, a new soul would be born and based on this world's power level. it did only need 50 Million years, a short time indeed.
...
Oh, she's dead... Anyways.
Turning my gaze at the ruins brought upon by my kick, I couldn't help but be annoyed that Omega was able to escape. Origin No Escape duration is pretty short after all.
Regardless, everything had gone okay. I would've preferred if Rataya lived, but hey. System should be able to take over easy peasy.
[Not a problem indeed]
And despite her flaws, she apologized so she's still better than all the mothers I had in the Pokemon World.
So avenging her is a must and seeing as I surv...
#DEATH#
*Pierce*
Guess, I talk too soon.
Staring at the small green hand that had shattered my core. I knew this game only just started.
***
(AN: He will be getting the full RP instead of only a portion)
[You have died]
[System will now begin Host Evaluation}
[Deoxys D Mike]
[Level 100, reward 10,000RP]
[POE (Period of Existence): 1 year, 15 months]
[Achievement Unlock: Timeline Adventure - Reward 20,000RP]
[Achievement Unlock: 1 Time Isn't Enough, Kill Raven twice - Reward 50,000RP]
[Achievement Unlock: Hi me, meet another version of yourself - Reward 30,000RP]
[Achievement Unlock: Unlock System's Restriction - Reward 100,000RP]
[Achievement Unlock: Kill a High-DIvine - Reward 50,000RP]
[Achievement Unlock: Kill Giratina - Reward 100,000RP]
[Total: 235,398RP -> 595,398RP]
[Refunding Special Abilities...]
[Failure, the body has been erased]