The First
Having created the world he needed inhabitants to live in it and he had an idea since the day he was born.
SUGAR, SPICE, and everything NICE.
These 3 acronyms are formulas that could be summarized as.
Unowns DNA, infinite possibilities, infinite DNA.
One could say SUGAR should be part of NICE However, SUGAR has numerous reasons that will not be explained. It's better to say SUGAR is DNA-like as Unowns can't even be said to be a life form. Rather, they are the building blocks of the world.
SUGAR, SPICE, and everything NICE, perfectly fuses without no extra ingredients bringing out the first Mew.
"Adam,"
Recalling that Mew would be the only Pokemon besides the spirits living on that planet. Arceus creates a partner for him using the same formulas as before.
"Eve,"
Looking at the two who were looking at him full of curiosity, Arceus smiles.
"Be fruitful and multiply," With a thought, Adam and Eve were teleported to the only land on this planet, inside the most beautiful garden to exist.
The Garden of Eden.
***
"Welcome aboard, Kyurem," I said while staring at him curiously.
He doesn't feel anywhere near as strong as Palkia Origin form, but I don't doubt the possibility of him kicking my *ss.
"Arceus!" Kyurem roared.
"Correction, Asseus," I corrected.
"Asseus? Yes, Asseus, Asseus," Kyurem said. "Hahaha, Asseus,"
Told ya, someone would get it.
[Good for you]
"F*ck that *sshole!" Kyurem rages.
"Damn right! That b*tch could go and f*ck himself!" I added. "Let's go and drink some MooMoo Milk while cursing at he *sshole loud enough for him to hear,"
Saying that, I opened a gate.
"Let's go!" Kyurem said already rushing past me and entering.
"Settle down Glitch," I said, seeing her looking at him angrily.
"That piece of sh*t didn't tell you thanks," Glitch said.
"Cursing, Asseus takes priority," I refute.
"Not more than thanking you," Glitch refutes.
"I'll just... go on ahead," Colress said, as he walked through the gate.
"What do you need the human for?" Glitch asks suspiciously.
*smack*
"I don't swing that way," I said.
"Hehe, you have to swing on me later," Seeing the perverted smile on her face, I can only say she has been polluted.
I bet before that night she would've thought holding hands was lewd.
[Disagree, she's bound to have enough experience with the memories she has]
True.
[Rather, she thinks you prefer perverts]
Risa's no...
"Let's go," I sighed, watching the gate size glitch large enough for the both of us to go in together.
"Together," Glitch hums blissfully, as we walk into the gate.
"Motherf*cking Asseus!" Kyurem roars as he drinks a giant bowl of milk.
"The audacity of this b*tch!" I roared. That was MY celebratory milk, now it's all over his face and it's not pretty.
[It's pretty sus though]
"..."
"I know right!?" Kyurem roared. "The war didn't even end for a year and that f*cker conspired against me,"
"And how are you certain it's him?" I asked curiously.
"The 3 conceptual gods aren't as paranoid as he's so it's not them. Necrozma would be focusing on his (her) recovery so it's not him (her). Progenitor Mew's pranks aren't this cruel, Eternatus is sealed, and Regigigas is my bro, all that's left is that paranoid bastard afraid another Necrozma comes forth," Kyurem explains.
"Just you wait Asseus, I'll grow stronger and one day kill you!" Kyurem roars before dropping his face into the milk.
"Truthfully, this is not what I expected from one of the strongest," I muttered.
[Agreed]
"Where's the human?" I asked.
"A few tentacles dragged him into the forest," He said tiredly.
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going!" In a panic tone, I enter the speed form and used Destructive Step, immediately arriving beside Shub and smacking her head.
Tentacles had already held him in place and were about to tear off his clothes.
*shiver*
"Bad Shub," I scowled.
"I thought he's here to give brother a smart Nephew?" Shub answered tearfully.
"Girl, I have no intention of using you like that? He's going to be used to teach my children,"
"What?" Seeing Aurora in a tree nearby my eyebrow raises.
"And why are you here?" I asked.
"..." Aurora smiles.
*sigh*
"You can research whatever you want and ask for whatever resources you may need during your free time. Leona will explain everything else from there," Waving my hand, Leona appears with a dumfounded expression before sighing in defeat.
"Explain to her what I said," saying that to Aurora I teleported beside Snow.
"Hope you haven't slacked off on training?" I asked.
"No, I'm trying my best," Snow explains, happy I had come to check up on her.
"Did Tatsu start back her journey?" I asked.
"Yes,"
"Good, tomorrow you'll be going with me on my next adventure," I said.
"Alri-wait, what!?" Chuckling as I look at Snow's expression, I patted her head.
"I had already spent time with Glitch and Risa, so I should spend time with you. So do you want to?"
Mostly, because Risa is busy.
"Yes! I mean, I did love to go with you," Snow said shyly.
"Good," Nodding my head, I Destructive Step on top of a Youngling's head in deed thought.
"Now where is Regigigas?"
***
So... They had recovered a complete yet mentally ill Kyurem.
Arceus had completely destroyed this poor dragon's pride, so all he can do now is vent and keep making claims he'll never try.
So much for being a Dragon-type.
Meanwhile, Arceus underestimated a sane Glitch, he can't keep comparing the misunderstood psychopath to the now overly obsessed psychopath.
This is a big difference by the way.