Welcome to the mystical world of Pokemons.
With hundreds of species and beings that can destroy towns, cities, regions, continents, planets, stars, galaxies, and some... Universes and beyond.
Though our focus is on a small creature called Ralts, Ralts D Leona. Despite her overly cute appearance, she has recently become a Guardian Pokemon, making few trainers able to defeat her now.
Mentioning this is completely pointless when one recalls her ability, Cuteness Overload. An ability that passively charms those around her and when used dominates the targets. Although, they may have a will of their own, but when it comes to her desire it's impossible to say no.
The current situation is a good example.
Having finished overstayed their vacation in Hoenn by 5 months thanks to Leona's pleads, they were now heading back to Kanto. However, due to accidentally hitting level 80 in her sleep, Leona began to hear the call and beg the captain to change the course to Alola.
Of course, many were angry about this situation until they saw who made the request. Taking advantage of the situation, Leona was forced to get all cuddly with women all of age groups, while the men can only watch bitterly.
Floating in the pool protected by a pink barrier to prevent others from entering, Leona sighs in relief.
"Thanks a lot, big sis," Leona thanked.
"Always happy to help," the pink Rattata said with a bright smile on her face. "Now it's time for you to help me,"
Seeing the rat's perverted smile, Leona couldn't help but sigh
'I jumped out the net and into the fryer,' Leona thought. 'hehe, that's a good one,' she'll remember to write this in her diary later.
If you haven't guessed already, this pink Rattata is none other than Risa the Mew. In this timeline, she's living the free life she desired. Although she may occasionally help out Daniel, she did would refuse most of the important stuff he asked, and possibly the only reason she'll occasionally help him is that he's her father.
The biggest difference between this Risa and the next one is that this one still hasn't found a mate. A lot smarter than the other Risa if you asked me.
"Please not here," Leona begged, she may be cute and all but she's getting tired of seeing herself on the internet. Who knows how many pervert sailors does jerk off thinking of her.
[Answer: I know one and he's here]
"Shishishi, no problem. It'll be you, me, a bed, candles, and alone time for us," Risa explains.
'I'm suspecting something's wrong with her sexuality,'
[Na, she's just more honest with the effects brought from Cuteness Overload combined with Lustful Devil]
'So you're saying this is what most want to do with me!'
[Correct. Young and old, men and women, humans and Pokemons, all desire to have you. Possibly only children don't think of you pervertedly]
'What a corrupt world we live in,'
[Reminder: You should focus on your stalker aka sailor]
Hearing she has a stalker, Leona flares in anger.
"Go to hell you perverted bastard!" I shouted, teleported in front of the man hidden in a black trench coat, wearing a black hat tilted down concealing his face.
Having already entered her magical girl form, her wand points at the man's back, firing out a Psystrike.
[Young mistress, that's the wrong target...]
'Heh?' surprised she may be, but it's far too late now. She'll need to teleport this body underwater immediately after Psystrike hits and hope Erika nor Sabrina this seen happened.
With an overpowering momentum, the man turns around and slaps my Psystrike into the sky, though his slap lead to a gust blowing the hat off the man's head revealing...
"Giovanni!" Leona shrieked like a fan girl before coughing, acting as if this never occurred.
"Sabrina," his voice wasn't loud nor quiet yet more than enough for Sabrina to teleport beside him, and with a clap a hypnotic psychic sound vibrated across the ship, knocking almost everyone onboard out.
Those left awake are under a hypnotic state and are making sure the ship stays on the right part.
Landing on the ground, Leona, although shocked at Sabrina's actions, unhesitantly pointed her wand at both of them.
"Come on, Leona forget them, and let's go and play," Risa said appearing beside her and brushing her head against Leona's.
"But..."
"But what, they can't do nothing to you with me here and besides little Gio won't pick on such a cute girl," Risa explains as she began to poke Leona's cheek.
"Right little Gio?" Hearing this nickname, his teenage self may have snorted or even begun a pointless argument against her, but now?
"Sabrina is only here to erase their memories," Giovanni explained. "I'll be counting on you to keep what you see here a secret, okay?"
Feeling a hand lightly patted her head, Leona look at Giovanni in shock before an arrogant smile appeared on her face.
"Humph, I'm Ralts D Leona your secret shall forever be safe with me," Leona announced before turning her gaze to the growling Risa.
"Aren't we going?" Leona asks.
"But he touched you!" Risa complained.
[Oh yes he did]
"And?" Leona asks as she and Risa head inside.
"You're mine! Nobody else can touch you but me!" Risa growled, her smile surprisingly never leaving her face.
"Oh? Are you saying I can't have a mate then?" Leona asks.
"You can, but he can't touch you," Risa explains.
"Such a good friend you are,"
"Good friend? No, we are best friends!" Risa said.
"Yes yes, best friends forever," Leona said before opening the door with Psychic.
*bang*
Before slamming it right back closed.
"Huh? What are you doing?" Risa asked angrily with that creepy-looking smile.
"You weren't joking earlier?" Leona exclaimed.
"Of course not. Now get in," Risa said threateningly, the smile not making it any better.
"Alright, I will go in," Leona sighed before opening back the door.
The room was brightened up with the color pink and carried a sweet air thanks to the candles in it, bringing about quite the romantic atmosphere.
"Let's get it started in here!" Risa shouts.
*sigh*
'At least, nothing perverted is going to happen in here,' Leona sighed.
[But there's an 80% chance someone would eavesdrop and mistake the sound coming from in here as something more heated, leading to a 95% possibility of your voice playing on some porn site]
'Ain't that discouraging,' Leona said. 'But this is one of the few fun things one can do with friends,'
And that is...
...
Meanwhile, in another room.
"What now, boss?" Sabrina asks standing up in attention while Giovanni sat on the bed.
"Plans changed," Giovanni said. "The plan will now work with Leona as the pillar. I believe Daniel may have done the same thing so we aren't alone in this new cause,"
"In that case, Team Culture Folks might be more than willing to help. Combat-wise, they're useless, but their influence has spread a lot faster than ours,"
Of course, their influence would be better than the mafia king of the Pokemon world, despite their short creation. This world after all is full of perverts who take advantage of Pokemons, creatures that barely understand emotions like love.
Risa is a good example of this, having only last month received the full inheritance of Positive energy, she has become even more easily influenced by emotions and more specifically, Positive emotions.
If not for Leona setting her straight (broad meaning here), Risa may have thought the feelings she feels for Leona now as love.
***
Emotions.
Positive and Negative Emotions are two sides of one coin. Love can cause envy, wrath, and greed, while lust can cause love and happiness.
This is why the saying 'too much in anything is bad for you'. It's okay to feel envy, but don't let that envy control you. It's okay to love, but don't let that love lead you astray.
Risa despite easily being controlled by love and happiness, is still the best inheritor of Positive Emotions.
Similarly.
Daniel despite easily being controlled by pride and ambition, is still the best interior for Negative Emotions.
Though this is the meaning of 'best' by Arceus, I certainly can think of many who can control these emotions better than them. Then again, Arceus is the type to make plans far before they're needed.
An attempt at interpreting Progenitor's Mew thoughts by Fry Knight.