"Chip, show me its status," Raven commands.
"Executing," Chip spoke.
A blue projection of my sister appeared beside us with data on the left side of her.
"Shub the 'fertility' Pokemon," Chip began to explain.
"Fertility?" I muttered before looking at her data.
[Name: N/... please wait... To Be Decided.
Pokemon: Shub
Physique: Mythical
Gender: Female
Egg Group: Shub (Similar to Ditto)
Type: Dark
Level: 1
Innate Ability: N/A
Ability: Regenerator, Pressure, Stamina
Racial Ability: Younglings, Shub's Milk, Bountiful Harvest, Shub's Blessing
Special Ability: Space-Time Sensitivity
Talent Grade: Deep Gold
Nature: Mild]
"You made this?" "I made this?" We said simultaneously.
"Mew," Mew appears on my head looking at me angrily.
"What do you want?" I asked.
*smack*
#CAUTION#
Mew slapped my head before pointing at... Shub? Too bad Mew, I don't know nor care what you want.
"That species name is your fault isn't it?" I asked.
"So?" he asked back.
"Mew,"
"Then you should know what Shub means or whatever made you think of my sister like that," I explained.
"Shub-Niggurath, 'The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Dark Young'. The Outer God closely related to 'Fertility',"
"Outer God?" I think I recall Raven talking about them before.
"No pressure, I have a few novels, anime, and games involving them. We have plenty of time to improve our relationship to its highest," Raven explains.
"F*cker didn't say, no homo," My eyes widen in shock before stepping away from him.
"What? No! You're a Pokemon and not even a Gard..."
"So if I were a human guy it's okay? Your gayness shows no boundaries," I announced, instinctively putting up an Absolute Barrier separating me from him.
"Son of a b*tch, watch and see what I'm going to do to you!" Raven shouts.
"Keep your gayness to yourself!" I shouted back, further increasing Raven's anger.
"F*ck off, I'm not gay!" Raven declares.
"I bet you haven't touched a woman since coming here?"
*cough*
Seeing his complexion fade, I couldn't help but laugh. I hit the mark without trying, though it's nothing new when messing with Raven.
*BOOM*
My body was pressed to the ground by a powerful Pressure, no. That's definitely an Uber ability.
[Uncertain]
"Mew," Mew said patting my head.
"Progenitor Sh*t, you're touching the wrong person's Pokemon," Raven glares at Mew.
"I have already killed a Progenitor in here once, don't think you're anything special," Raven said arrogantly.
"Are you comparing Celebi to Mew?" I asked dumbfoundedly. It's like comparing a snake to a dragon.
"A jack of all trades is likely even weaker than Celebi," Raven snorts.
Yes, but actually no.
*BOOM*
Pressure slammed Raven to the ground, unconscious.
"Rest in pieces," I silently pray.
"Mew," Mew said in a warningly voice.
"Okay, I'm listening," I said before Mew pulls down the projection status closer to it before a transparent keyboard appeared in front of it.
"Mew,"
[Name: Mew
Press 'Enter' to Confirm]
"Stop!" I shouted causing Mew to look at me with a cute yet innocent smile tilting its head in confusion.
"Choose something else," I said.
"Mew," nodding in understanding, Mew deletes the text and changes it to a new one...
"That's the same thing!" I shouted causing Mew to giggle. The Pressure on me fades and a transparent keyboard came in front of my face.
"Okay, how about this?" I asked creating hands from Normal-type energy before beginning to type.
[Name: Gaia]
Hehe, I can't wait to see the face Raven makes when he sees this name.
"Mew," Mew nods in acceptance of the name before sitting right back down on my head.
"Why are you still here?" I asked.
"Mew," Mew's tail glowed before poking my head causing my vision the change.
...
Now, where am I? It's dark and...
"I KILL HIM!" Hearing the familiar shrieks of a banshee, my complexion fades.
"Mew?" Mew asks curiously.
"IT'S YOUUU!!!" Seeing the glitch itself with red chains wrapped around its body restricting it, I sighed in relief.
"I thank the good soul that seals this b*tch,"
"WHY? WHY MUST YOU BETRAY!?"
"Did you not get your afternoon c*ck or what?" I joked while carefully observing those chains.
Those red chains definitely aren't from the same brand as the 3 lake spirits.
[Omniscient (Peak-Intermediate) » (Low-Advance)]
So what did you learn?
[These red chains are Unowns. Although they have temporarily sealed MISSINGNO it won't last forever. Their current plan is to teleport it to the end of the Universe before dragging it out. However, even with Medusa's aid, they may not succeed]
So how long will this seal last?
[5 years]
Too short.
I'm a busy man who has his time stretched enough, now I need to study getting rid of yandere ERROR. No, yandere isn't this messed up.
[MISSINGNO the 'delusional' Pokemon]
Haha, good one. But System, I hope you're ready to fulfill your role as my secretary.
[I'm your System]
My Achievement System, but that doesn't stop you from being my secretary too. After all, you are most definitely a bored soul.
[Incorrect: Universal Sense + Universal Affinity + Omniscient = One busy System]
[The user is currently a little too over-reliant on the System. You have 3 abilities of Arceus and none of them are fully used by you]
Have you forgotten I'm only a month old?
....
Oh, I'm back.
"Thanks..." Oh, it's gone.
Crap, now I owe Progenitor Mew a favor.
***
Shub-Niggurath, 'The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Dark Young'.
Its form was highly influenced by Raven unknowingly.
Shub as you can guess is based on Shub-Niggurath. I gave and create abilities that fit the template.
Regenerator, Pressure, and Stamina are self-explanatory.
Younglings: The ability to create Dark Young (For those who don't know, those are the goats Ainz from Overlord summoned in S3}
Shub's Milk: Milk that gave a Pokemon a physique.
Bountiful Harvest: Wherever it lives plants will grow significantly faster.
Shub's Blessing: More like a curse, depending on how you see it. One thing for certain only a desperate ally would use it.