Damn, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't want to bully someone... today.
It has been a long week since obtaining this territory and so far it has been boring. Sure, I got 2 levels, and adding the fight with Hydreigon I'm already level 57, but life as stated is boring. There are way too many rules and our nanny Hydreigon intends to make us follow them.
Rule #1. You're only allowed to leave to get food and that only happens once a day at a fixed time.
Rule #2. You're not allowed to leave your territory unless you're following Rule #1.
Rule #3. Protect the territory with your life.
Rule #4. Be fruitful and multiply. Luckily, I'm not a Hydreigon.
Rule #5. Kick out your child Zweilous once a leading head is decided.
Rule #6. Occasionally it'll be your turn to tend to the Deino herd, if any die prepares your *ss for a cutlass (Jk?)
Rule #7. Don't break the rules if you value your life.
What kind of sick monster prevents others from growing stronger, especially when that other is your FAMILY!?
I knew Dark and Dragon shouldn't be put together. Dragons are prideful and Dark-types are the personification of sins, do note this is just my opinion, an opinion one shouldn't reject unless they want a Voltorb up their *ss.
Omniscient is sadly still not at the leave where I can understand this. The only guess I have is a rival Pokemon family's restriction. Assuming this is the case, it means there is no true Overload of Victory Road as two or more families are constantly fighting for that position. They agreed to stop an all-out battle that results in Victory Road destruction, then they'll be forced to enter another zone that will not welcome them easily.
In short, an all-out war isn't something either side would desire, and neither wishes to see the other go stronger so they began to implement such rules.
In that case, I doubt it's the Haxorous family, they would be too prideful. Then don't tell me it's the Swoobat family? No, it should be unlikely... forget it, this topic isn't something I wished to talk about.
These days, all I can do is continue to absorb Dark and Dragon-type energy from the air hoping to quickly become a Peak Senior Champion and f*cking slaughter those rule-makers. As for leaving Victory Road? Impossible, I have a safe background to grow strong, and these rules can only keep me here for a little over a year, shorter if I choose to go solo.
If I'm not mistaken, Victory Road has one of those justice sword fags around, their personality alone is itching for me to kill them. Shame I at least need to use one to make sure I know the exact coordinates of Kyurem... Judging by their personality I won't be surprised if they are from Arceus' faction, so maybe I can't kill them yet, but I can always beat them until they tell me where Kyurem is.
Right, this is a good time as any to talk about history, but most importantly the endgame boss. So there are 4 eras, humans and Pokemons have different names for them, butttt we don't give a f*ck about humans here.
Genesis.
This is the first era involving the creation of almost every Pokemon and ended with the birth of humanity.
(A/N: Of course, we're excluding man-made and a few other Pokemons that didn't appear in the beginning)
Reform.
This era is where many changes in the world occurred, the first ERROR, MISSINGNO, the first Evolved Variant Necrozma, and the first biggest troll Progenitor Mew, who through unknown methods made humans become a completely different species to Pokemons.
(A/N: Progenitor Mew exist back in Genesis but only became well known in The Reform Era)
Ancient Cataclysm.
Also known as the Ancient Era. This is the era the great war between Arceus and Necrozma began, ending with both severely injured and retreating. The reason the war began is unknown to these folks.
Humanities Wars.
By far the most foolish era. An era where humans should've been recovering from the previous era's war humanity began fighting with each other over territories, with the most dangerous war being Kalos and Galar's. Sadly, even after this war, countless wars between various regions and even civil wars continued, before finally only one war which is close to its finale was left, starting the new era. (Kanto & Johto)
Ambiguous.
This era is deemed as the most unpredictable. In this era the war will soon start back with an ending, either Arceus or Necrozma will die and whichever wins will be killed by the factions made in the last era. The reason it's unpredictable is that no one is certain who'll be the final winner.
So the early game boss is Dickniel someone who hopes to become that final winner, followed by Giratina a stronger candidate for that position, and lastly Necrozma, since I'm a jerk. I defeat Necrozma and Arceus keeps his position then all those faction nonsense would've been a waste of time.
We after all are Pokemons. Why the f*ck are they acting like humans? And most importantly why hasn't someone shoved a Pincurchin up Progenitor Mew *ss before sealing Mew on the moon. Progenitor Mew is by far the most annoying person in history, he created the invasive species known as humans who spread out their feelings bullsh*t and affected the gods that maintain the world to start a civil war.
Yep, it's decided, Progenitor Mew is the postgame boss, a boss you shouldn't kill but sealed into a white room for eternity. Hell, I won't be surprised if Dickniel's his son. Great, that thought alone soured my mood. Let's think of happy thoughts, happy thoughts.
Risa is free and should be hiding somewhere in Kanto. I would've sent her to my base in Johto but there's Puff with them, with how much she tried to hide her fear of me I wouldn't have been surprised if she stabbed me in the back if given 100% confidence in succeeding.
She would've likely died before I initiated my plans if not for Tatsumaki liking her, due to this I never mentioned to anyone I had an extra-base, just told them a good hiding spot. Tatsumaki should've started her own journey now as a 1-year-old which means a new record for the youngest trainer ever.
Her talent should allow whoever is in charge to let it slide, especially in wartime, so if she wishes to meet her mother she will need to be Kanto AND Johto's champion by the time I returned back.
Yes Dickniel, I'll be taking your territory.
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Lol, this guy thinks any country would send a 1-year-old to war. Sorry Mike but not everyone's you... now I'm curious whether or not some anime/novel/manga/fanfic actually dared to do this sh*t.