If only I had lips I did be smacking them right now. Shame that's a waste of energy, much better to stay as a wisp. So where am I and what's my current goal?
I'm in, no I should say, I'm possibly in Unova, Location, Victory Road. Hidden underground inside this cave I watch a Deino fight a Swoobat watching as it slowly got its tail wrecked. Sigh, and here I thought this one had the potential to be someone above garbage.
I have been inside Victory Road for about a month now, living next to a Hydreigon's territory. I can only sit back here and hope a group of Deinos come out looking for trouble with usually a Hydreigon following far behind them. The Deinos would fight get their *ss ripped and return back home and come back the next day.
The neighbor Swoobats have a rough life. As for those who may be wondering foolishly why I don't enter their territory and choose to wait here, it's because I a being full of Negative Energy can be said to be the favorite snacks of Ghost and Dark-types. So even though, the leader may not have the ability to destroy my soul, it would definitely be able to swallow up all my Negative Energy.
And lastly, the reason I'm watching these Deinos issss what you're about to find out actually. Shooting out from the ground towards the shining Deino my body was pulled into him.
What normally happens when a soul enters its own body is that the foreign soul gets thrown out. Possessing the living is much harder in the Pokemon world and I can probably only successfully possess someone when Spiritualist is at the Advance stage.
This case however was different, Deino's soul which was about to split into two separate consciousness, willingly pulled me in and... stole all of my f*cking Negative Energy to boost Deino's talent. Although annoying, it's still acceptable, especially since my new body can't kick me out now that I'm part of Zweilous.
*roar*
"Shut up!" Smacking my head onto my twin's head.
"F*ck off!" He shouts stretching forward to bite me, but b*tch do you know who I am? Opening my mouth I fired a Dark Pulse at his face. Getting hit we were sent flying into a group of Swoobats.
"Come on, let's fight!" Zweilous roars out.
"I told you sh*t up!" I said smacking my head into Zweilous's head. And so we're glaring at each other ignoring the group of Swoobats ready to pounce on us. 7 vs 1 and a half, actually, a third a person, having this extra is just going to make things difficult.
Zweilous attempts to rush forward once more angering me.
"Little sh*t I'm taking the lead!"
"No, I'm!" He spat.
*smack*
My head smacks into his throwing us onto the ground thereby dodging a wave of Air Slashs and blocking a few with Absolute Barrier.
"Forward!" I shouted as I pounced forward at a Swoobat using Dragon Rush. Immediately after our bodies collide my mouth locked onto Swoobat's fur with Crunch as for Zweilous? He used Absolute Barrier to block some attacks.
"Behave like that and you'll get food," I announce using Headbutt on the collapsed Swoobat and finishing it off with a Dragon Breath. Feeling exhausted already I smack Zweilous's head in annoyance.
"Idiot you wasted too much energy!" Quickly biting onto the dead Swoobat's neck, I used Quick Attack to run away from them, before finally stopping in front of the Hydreigon.
"Bite my prey and bite you!" I announced before dropping the dead Swoobat onto the ground and began eating.
We may be one Pokemon but we are two individuals. We do not have the same memories nor the same moves, me using Dragon Rush had nothing to do with his knowledge but our body's knowledge. Similarly, he using Absolute Barrier had little to do with me but recalling how I used my body to use that move...
System?
As expected, it's still sealed, but in this body, along with the addition of Spiritualist and Omniscient, I can see a bit of what's occurring in my soul. I can see the seal constantly shaking as of taking constant hits. Therefore makes me assume that the System's resisting.
Scanning myself with Omniscient I got the knowledge of my body even without the System.
[Name: N/A
Pokemon: Zweilous
Age: 2 years, 3 months
Physique: N/A
Gender: Male
Egg Group: Dragon
Type: Dark, Dragon
Level: 50
Innate Ability: Instinct (lock), Aura (Low-Intermediate), Pure Envy (Peak-Advance), Psychic (Low-Intermediate), Omniscient (Mid-Beginner), Dark-Type Manipulation (Low-Intermediate), Trace, Spiritualist (High-Beginner)
Ability: Hustle
Racial Ability: Unique Dual Action, Gluttony, Motion Sensitivity
Special Ability: N/A
Talent Grade: Shallow Silver
Nature: Adamant
Move set:
Expert: Screech, Crunch, Dragon Breath, Recover, Sandstorm, Hurricane, Disable, Taunt, Freezing Glare, Hypnosis, Thunderbolt, Extreme Speed, Superpower, Earth Power, Dark Pulse, Aura Sphere, Ancient Power, Nature Power, Rest, Sleep Talk, Double Team, Substitute, Psycho Cut, Teleport, Psychic, Hidden Power, Protect
Self-Made: Aura Blast, Aura Burst, Gate, Nightmare Zone, Devil's Shot, Angel's Shot, Dark Thrust, Dark Tantrum
Unstable Fusion moves: Widespread Flash
Stable Fusion moves: Stampede
Perfect Fusion moves: Sleep Brawler, Substitution Clone, Psychotic Storm, Curse Slash, Curse Punch, Curse Pulse, False Dark Void, Curse Aura Blast, Curse Aura Burst, Flash Step, Nuclear Kaboom, No Escape, Curse Aura Sphere, Chidori, Susanoo]
[Parameters
Energy/Stamina: A--- (C+)
Health: C-
Physical Attack: D+++
Physical Defense: D+++
Special Attack: D+++
Special Defense: D+++
Mobility: D++
Control: D+
Ability: A+
Support: D+++]
(A/N: Yes I did properly calculate this)
Here I am, Zweilous D Mike!