Waking up, I looked and saw my spore missing.
B*TCH!
The day I find her I will f*ck her mother and let her get gangbang by Machamps before killing her... No, that's too good for her, I throw her into the Distortion world to suck on Giratina's balls for all eternity while Arceus f*cks her *ss.
"You!"
Seeing Suicune still here, lying down resting I flew towards her and start slapping Vine Whip on her *ss.
Her foot raised instantly, kicking me away and I began to shoot Bullet Seeds, Leech Seeds, and everything I could think of at her, but nothing worked.
What pissed me off more was that she continued to laze back, proving how useless my attacks were?
[Host can always make a new child]
Do you think I care about that spore? What I cared about was the possibility of that spore affecting my life.
Since I can't make friends, I just add in the two categories, Followers and Concubines. However, both of which are still expendable, but a child would not be.
It's unlikely for whatever spore I bear through Spore Release to give the spark I felt from that one. Meaning most of the spores would follow the same fate as the others, being sent out on their own.
Most likely, only the child I bear through Snow and Medusa I would care about.
In short, I'm angry because I didn't get a chance to experience being a father and a talented filial Pokemon became this b*tch's lunch.
"Had enough?" she asked, unaffected by the Poison Powder in the air.
How though?
[The poisons released by the host isn't strong enough to affect Suicune]
"From all the spores you could eat, why eat the one I held? Is it because I'm weak?" I asked.
"If I wanted to eat it, I wanted to eat it. When you have reached my level you can do as you please," she said proudly, standing up so that I'm forced to look up at her.
"Do what you want? Then what about your mother Ho-oh?" I asked.
#CAUTION#
"Hmm? Which faction are you from?"
"Faction?"
"Arceus'? Mew's? Giratina's? Which one?" she asked.
"How about Daniel's?"
"Are you a part of his own?" She looked at me with disgust.
#CAUTION#
Well, isn't that interesting.
"No, just someone on my kill list. I don't think I'm in or will be in any faction," I said truthfully.
I don't want to nor need to know what's going on with the legendaries. I just want to kill Daniel, reunite with Risa, and travel the world.
"Let's forget this conversation,"
Forget? I want to know what you know about Daniel!
"As for our spore, it's not dead,"
"...Our? B*tch, give me back my child!" I said angrily.
"Why should I give you my child?" she retorts.
Nah man, I have never seen sh*t like this before. Where you, yourself made a child, and the woman claimed it's hers too. Be glad you're stronger otherwise you would've been dead by now.
I feel like any minute now I will be coughing blood out on the floor.
"Because it's mining!?"
"Wrong it's ours!"
"B*tch, if you weren't acting like this I would have accepted you as the mother, but you see when you're claiming to be my child's mother. That doesn't work!"
That's a lie obviously, I have no intention of having this b*tch be my child's mother.
A wild Skyla appears a distance away from us in the sky, an egg held between her claws.
"Suicune, the egg shook," Skyla said.
"Get your talons off the egg!" Suicune and I shouted.
Hearing we shouted she let go of the egg, letting it all fall to the ground.
"B*tch!" "Fool!" Suicune and I shouted respectively.
Suicune instantly arrives grabbing the egg with her mouth.
"Get your f*cking mouth off my child!" I shouted.
Suicune rests down the egg and watches it quietly. Flying over towards it, I decided to make a cotton nest to rest the egg in while I absorbed the sunlight.
"What drugs did you give my child to grow this quickly? It better as not be something harmful," I told her coldly.
I'm assuming it should take much longer than that to reach this stage.
"Tsk, do you think I would give my child something harmful?" she retorts.
"Since it's my child anything's possible,"
"Can't you both just..."
Receiving a glare from us, Skyla promptly flew away.
"Some people just don't know how to mind their own business," I said glaring at her.
"You think I won't kill you,"
"Well kill me, it's not like you already stole my child from me, oh? yeah, you did!"
*crack*
Hearing the sound of the egg cracking we both quieted down and silently observed the egg.
Crack, crack, crack, and a head popped out.
"Nani!"
The baby Suicune looked at us, before looking at the eggshells before, he?... she, began to eat.
"Explain," I said quietly.
My instincts tell me that the baby Suicune is my child, but how did it become like this?
"Seeing that the spore easily absorbed the water energy, it made me believe that it would become a water variant Hoppip, so I gambled. I put the spore in my womb and hope that it could survive..."
You put my spore aka seeds into your womb thereby impregnating yourself... hold up.
There's a baby here! What you said was almost as lewd as holding hands.
[What's so lewd about her words]
If I said it's lewd, it's lewd. If I say Magikrap evolved into Charizard you better as f*cking believe it.
"Bit-Suicune, so you're saying you risk my child's life for the possibility of having a child yourself,"
"Yes,"
*sigh*
No use complaining.
"Be glad, it succeeded otherwise you would enter my kill list," I said frankly.
"And what made you think you can kill me,"
Ignoring her question as I smiled mysteriously, I made my decision.
"You're now my concubine, and my child stays with me,"
Suicune ignores me, and bit lightly on baby Suicune's neck, picking her up.
"Father's custody rights," I said, causing Suicune to look at me confused.
"I the father have all rights over my child's custody,"
Suicune watches me as if I'm an idiot.
"Concubines' main responsibility is to obey her man's decisions,"
This is one of the only good laws in the Empire.
"Once every 2 months for a week can you see Aurora, no more, no less," Saying this, she stepped on the surface of the sea.
"Well then, let Aurora stay with me for this week. I got nothing better to do," I said frankly.
*yawn*
Aurora yawned, closing her eyes as she fell asleep.
Cute.
"Besides, it's best if I get to know you. Don't want my child getting abused," As I said that she glared at me.
"Alright then, like you said it's best I know you. Don't want a pedo near my child," she replied.
"B... what's your name?" I stopped myself from cursing her, not for her sake.
Why the f*ck would I care about her? I just don't want my child to learn how to curse too early. Maybe when she's 20, I would allow it.
[That's 60 years in host previous world]
Let's not think of the small stuff.
"Aqua,"
Useless goddess, huh... fitting.
***
Interpersonal relationships - updated.
Enemy > Expendable Ally/Useless Egg > Slave > Ally > Follower/Useless Child > Master/Contractee > Friend/Useful Egg > Concubine/Filial Child > Best Friend > Useful Child > Lover
No one was born equal, some are born ugly like Fluffs and some are born handsome like me.
One thing is for sure. Nobody wants to be a d*ck-sucking Giratina or a gangbang fetish Arceus.
Most likely would have to add in Useless Concubines...
Annoying.
Written by Jumpluff D Beri.