I am back and I am angry! GRRRRR!
That jerk Buzz made fun of Ironomon again!
I mean sure to some extent I agree with him but it's still frustrating.
I don't know why though.
I mean I agree with him that Ironomon is lame but the fact that he is saying that still hurts somehow.
If not for Selma sister coming between us we were about to have a real fight. I have never thrown a single punch my whole 10 and a half years of life but I was about to!
Like his Dynamon is any better than my Ironomon. In the end it's just a purple lizard that can talk and walk on two legs.
Big whoop!
How can he say that it's better than my Ironomon? He just has a lizard. A LIZARD!!!
Argh, I just want to scream and shout so bad but I can't because I am a good boy.
Yep, I have to be calm and be the bigger person like mom said. A big boy doesn't hold grudges.
Still, maybe tomorrow I should do something to his lizard?
I could feed it something bad so that it gets a stomach ache?
But do lizards even get stomach aches?
Oh shut up! I know I am making a big deal out of this but so what. You are my diary so you have to be on my side!
What do you mean you won't stay on my side if I am being a big idiot?
Fine, fine. I won't do anything.
Then again I wonder if Dynamon can eat mushrooms. Lizards eat mushrooms right?
No! I am not going to give him a poisonous mushroom it was just a passing thought okay. I already told you that I was going to be a big boy and let it go.
What about a spar though?
Maybe I can offer a friendly spar between our terramons and Ironomon beats his Dynamon to the ground.
Yeah! That's a good plan!
Ugh, I guess you are right I don't want Ironomon to get hurt even if he can win so I won't do that either.
Sigh, just why did my Ironomon had to be the lamest of all the bunch.
Otherwise, no one would be able to make fun of us!?
What do you mean I meant by us? Of course, it's because me and Ironomon are a package. If someone makes fun of him he would be making fun of me. Only I am allowed to call Ironomon lame. Because he is. But no one else can. Understand?
Let's just keep calm Gary.
Ironomon will eventually going to be a legendary hero. Then we will see who gets the last laugh.
Oh yeah! I forgot for a second that lizard was also going to be a legendary hero.
He wouldn't be stronger than our Ironomon right?
You are right! Ironomon has the best potential so he will definitely be the strongest of them all. I can feel it!
Fine, fine, I will introduce the other bonded terramon now so no need to get all jumpy about it geez. Sometimes I don't know where your personality comes from?
As you know diary, according to my super-awesome-cool terramon chart Loupmon was number one and Kraumon was number two. So here comes the third!
It is *drum roll* Polydesmon!
It is a purple six legged, two armed, millipede like bug terramon.
Yeah, yeah, I know it has too little legs to be called a "millipede" but that's how it looks like okay so stop ruining my parade.
Anyway, as for why I find it cool enough to be number three on the list, first of all it's because Polydesmon is a bug type terramon. And if they are anything like the bugs on our earth they are going to be vicious and awesome when they grow up and evolve.
Secondly, it's because it can secrete acid that can melt metal so how cool is that!?
Bzzzt! You are wrong the answer was super-ultimate-unmatchless cool!
But it's still not as cool as a viking wolf or a walking raven that has a skull for a face so it can only be number three on my list.
Still despite being number three Polydesmon can be counted as my Ironomon's nemesis. I will explain what I meant by that later on.
So the fourth one on the list is Dynamon.
It's just a bad purple lizard and that's about it.
It has purple eyes just like its skin and a white stomach. It also has sharp claws and spit fire but that's about it.
Maybe it also has sharp teeth? I don't know. I have seen it using its claws to attack but I have never seen it bite something so maybe not?
Anyway, Dynamon is all talk and no action just like its trainer. So this is why he is number five on my coolness list.
Well, this makes him the only terramon that's worse than my own Ironomon. It used to be number four but I don't like him anymore. Ironomon is obviously way better.
Oh, the reason I introduced him before the real number four (Ironomon) is because I wanted to leave my partner for the last.
I mean if you think about it, my Ironomon is definitely better than a walking purple lizard.
He still looks dumb though but that's not his fault. It was just the way he was born... I think?
So here comes the real number four IRONOMON!!
He is a child-sized robotic knight terramon. So he would be a mechanic type terramon.
I mean he is not just any knight he is a ROBOT KNIGHT!!!
Such a cool concept was obviously wasted on my Ironomon.
Remembering the moment it hatched from the terraegg after I dripped my blood on it. I was so hopeful.
I had seen the cool terramons of the others so I was really expactant (?).
But what I got instead was the dumb looking Ironomon!
Okay, okay, I know that a robot knight is supposed to be cool concept that you can't mess up. However it's really wasted on Ironomon :(
His shield is a giant cogwheel that he carries on his back (He takes it out if he wants to use it).
And his sword looks kind of like a screwdriver.
It also has that dumb looking winding thing on his head like a giant bowtie!!
You are supposed to be a cool robot knight not a girl knight!
(At least I think Ironomon is a boy? But I don't know never heard him speak)
That's not all though.
Even while walking he goes all clank clank.
His colour kind of looks okay though. It has a bronze paint on it.
Worst part it I can hear all the cogwheels inside Ironomon turning inside his body.
Lastly it looks dumb (still better than Dynamon).
The other thing is all the other terramons could speak since they hatched but Ironomon never spoke a word. The others are making fun of him for being mute.
They even told me to check the settings to see if I left it on mute!!!!
See! I was right about Ironomon being lame.
I mean it's not even a modern robot knight!
Why a cogwheel shield and a screwdriver sword?
Where did all the lightsabers, missiles and guns go?
There are so many things that a robot knight could have so why a cogwheel shield and screwdriver sword?
It's even a steam powered robot.
Also how is a robot is supposed to evolve in the first place?
The birdman would have laughed at you if he heard that.
Maybe I can make Ironomon evolve if I just change his parts?
Ugh, see you tomorrow diary I have a lot to think about tonight.