So there I was... on the roof of my workplace, doing what, sleeping. on the job. them my boss, let's call him mr dick calls me down to organise some work he doesn't want to do . because he's a dick. either way, I am walking down the stairs then Mercy, shit Mercy. that hot babe with her coordinating, round,plumped up Personality, ass, curves, boobs and all that. Anyway, she bumps into me and my pp decides to be an enemy of progress and as I say hi, she says hi back. My pp says hi as well. she looks down. I bust.i run. I trip. my pants disappear. I am ashamed. I hear her say its smol. I run.
I end up on the highway next to the workplace, still being laughed at by the jocks that are the management board chasing for violating work rules and running from work, to which results in a 75% wage drain and 2 week suspension. On the highway, I realise that I'm fucked either way so, I accept my punishment. I proceed to get grabbed by the jocks but something weird happens.
A white truck approaches at the speed of [you are going to die]km/hr and i realise that I am f#%ked, royally. Now here is the weird part. Time slows down and the thing I hear is,