Random Secret Realm.
"HA!!! I FRICKING DID IT!! I HAVE BECOME GOD!!!!!" says a banana with eyes, mouth, and even facial hair.
"M'lord, this is not the time for celebration for THEY are coming soon" says bananaman also known as the author of this journal of random stuff.
*Shake* *Crumble*
"Ho, they actually dare come, I was able to defeat them when I were a mere mortal and now that I'm a god so they shall DIE!" says the god.
"Your rein of terror will end here BananaGod, I the OrangeGod will kill you once and for all!"
"Did you not hear what I just said? I am now stronger than you, unless you sacrifice your life, but you have your own cult to run, where the frick did you get a successor? HMMM?"
"I have found a inheritor worthy of my title, so I shall use my juices along with my subordinates' juice to annihilate your stupid cult"
'bananaman take my teachings and go revive the cult in a mortal realm hidden away, once you are strong take revenge for me' BananaGod telepathically says to bananaman.
'I will even if I shall die, for they dare go against you' bananaman telepathically says to BananaGod.
*100 Years Later*
"Son, I have told you my story so continue the legacy of the banana cult, conquer realms until you become the overlord of the omniverse, and finally take revenge for the founder" says bananaman dejectedly for he failed his mission.