Chapter 23 - Side Chapter - Interview With Pinkie Pie...
Naruto currently found himself on the floor of the Golden Oaks Library with Pinkie Pie's face half buried into his neck. "Good morning, Twilight."
Pinkie finally greeted him, her face still buried in his neck. "And good morning to you, Narry." She looked up into Naruto's eyes and smiled.
"Pinkie could you please get off of me?"
Naruto pleaded as he mentally concentrated on not reacting to Pinkie's form on top of him.
"What's wrong Narry? Am I not pretty? I thought all the colts liked it when a pretty mare throws themselves at them?" She continued her teasing with a sultry tone.
Naruto suddenly found it difficult to breathe.
Twilight cleared her throat.
"I'm sorry, but could you two please not do anything on my library floor that would result in me having to see a specialist? I like to avoid such oddities if that's possible."
"Okie-dokie," Pinkie Pie rolled backwards into a hand stand and completed the maneuver right side up. As always Pinkie Pie's smile was beautiful and rather infectious. Pinkie Pie skipped her way over to the table and took a seat.
"I'm ready whenever you two are."
"Alright, first we'll start with your full name and any nicknames you may have." Twilight started as a large grin formed on Pinkie Pie's face.
"Well my name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but nopony calls me that, so just Pinkie Pie. I'm also known as the Party Pony or Pinkie." She proudly answered.
Per usual Twilight wrote down the information as they continued on to the next questions.
"Alright now what is your date of birth and age?"
"I was born 2002 AD on July twenty-third and I'm twenty-two years old." She answered as Twilight continued her writing.
"Alright, now we're going to ask you about your height and weight, we can put down the last time you had those measured and for the next interview you can come back with the exact numbers." Naruto told her.
"I'm five foot eight and 158 pounds of F…U…N…Fun!" She answered with her usual warm grin. "So what other questions you got? I'm an open book."
"Well now it's my turn to ask you some questions. I can only assume Celestia has me asking these questions for the sake of gifting you with an outfit or such for your services to the crowd." He began, keeping his face as straight and stoic as possible.
With each interview he was beginning to doubt the validity of the questioning itself.
With her hands on the table Pinkie Pie easily vaulted up and over the table and slid across, plopping onto Naruto's lap.
"If you wanted to see how big they were Narry all you had to do was ask." She teased him with a playful husky purr. Naruto's cheeks darkened and to which Twilight mirrored, but found herself unable to look away. Her top revealed those warm and ample sacks of flesh as the lighting in the room gave her coat a shiny look.
Raising her hands to cup under her breasts she began to motion them up and down. "I would say about 40E. A lot of the other fillies say my boobs are big because of all the sugar I eat."
"That is scientifically and biologically incorrect!" Twilight Sparkle loudly rebuttal as if the notion of Pinkie Pie's statement offended her.
"There are no foods that will help the breasts or buttocks increase in size. The build of your body is determined by genetics and there is no existing diet for ponies that can change that. It is impossible to increase your breast size by anything except breast augmentation surgery. You may, however, be able to increase the size of your buttocks through regular exercise targeted to that area."
Upon seeing Naruto and Pinkie Pie staring at her Twilight averted her eyes and hastily added, "The study of nutrition on the Equine's body was the subject of a paper I did years ago and I like to be rather thorough."
"Right," Naruto added as he cleared his throat and look down at Pinkie. "Pinkie can you please get off me?"
Pinkie pouted but complied to which Naruto was thankful and hoped she didn't notice the thick bulge that had been growing from Pinkie's jostling around.
"Oh, while I'm up why don't I show you my Cutiemark?" Pinkie suggested as she began pulling down the top of her jean skirt. The full display of her cutie mark was presented just above the curve of her ass, three balloons, one yellow while the other two were blue.
"Three balloons, just above the buttocks area, one yellow, the other two blue with the second blue one hanging lower than the other ones." He informed Twilight, quickly averting his eyes once he realized they were lingering a bit longer than necessary.
Twilight couldn't help but wonder what the exact nature of the relationship between her two friends were. Was Pinkie Pie really just teasing or was this her way of showing interest? Such behavior was often more attributed to ponies with loose morals, but seeing as far as she knew Pinkie Pie hadn't presented the blond with a flower; or it wasn't brought up in any of their conversations this was simply some form of foreplay between the two.
"Twilight, you there?" Naruto asked, snapping the mare out of her inquiry.
"Yeah, sorry, sorry." She quickly straightened up her papers and began with the next question.
"What is your occupation?"
"I'm the assistant baker at Sugarcube Corner and I'm also a professional party planner. I handle nearly all of Ponyville's parties. I handle Birthday parties, surprise parties, dinner parties, tea parties, reception, block parties, costume parties, graduation parties, baby showers, welcome parties, house-warming parties, pre-parties, after-parties…" Pinkie excitedly chattered and listed off the kinds of parties.
Then they moved on to the next question.
"Now about your education?"
"I graduated from The Culinary Institute of Equestria in Las Pegasus. Oh I remember all the bright and pretty lights and all the hustling and bustling. Then there were all the games with cards and stuff and all the dressing up…"
"We really need you to focus Pinks." Naruto interrupted her before she could move on another tangent.
"Anyway," He paused and murmured something.
"…We need your measurements..."
"Now why didn't you just ask for my measurements instead of my boob size differently silly?"
Naruto opened his mouth and then promptly closed it upon realizing he had no retort. After another half hour of questioning they finally got around to the last part of the bio, which was questioning her place of birth and her immediate family.
Family – Name – Occupation
Father - Igneous Rock – Rock Farmer
Mother - Cloudy Quartz – Rock Farmer
Grandmother - Granite Rock - Retired
Aunt - Butter Pie – Baker
Older Sister - Maud Pie – Petrologist
Younger Sister - Marble Pie – Student
Younger Sister - Limestone Pie – Student
"Well that was really fun." Pinkie said as she stretched her arms backward in yet the atypical Pinkie Pie manner of flexibility.
"Everything seems to be in order. If nothing comes up in your schedule will one month from now be ideal for the next interview?" Twilight asked as Pinkie nodded.
"Yep," She answered.
"Anyway I have to go. I have to go pick up the stock for the bakery. See you later Twilight, Narry." She bid them farewell with her usual exuberance. Naruto all the while was face planting on the desk and wondering how in Equestria he was going to survive these interviews if they were going to keep going like this.