Day. The round sun was hanging high and stars still filled the sky but they were not visible because the sun was hanging high.

However, within the river of stars(which were not visible), there were 9-coloured lights lingering amongst them and they were especially dazzling.

"Abnormal signs appear in the sky, which means a Divine Body will descend."

At the bottom of the Chutiya City in the Nine Provinces. An old man wearing no clothes stood with his hand behind his back and he was looking up into the brightly lit sky.

This was, in fact, an incorrect deduction. The reason for the 9-coloured lights wasn't the appearance of a divine body but instead the LSD Pills™ he had just consumed.

Behind him were tens of thousands of Chutiya City experts. All of them were half-kneeled as if waiting for some Top Quality LSD Pills™.

*bzz*

Suddenly, the lights condensed and formed into 9-coloured lightning. It came striking down from above due to the laws of electrostatics.

At that instant, the white day became a black night (This was a result of the old man overdosing on his LSD Pills™ causing him to go blind.). Even before the strike of the lightning, the ground was already rumbling and fiercely trembling because the tens of thousands of kneeling men started going into withdrawal.

The old man's eyes were abnormally bright and his excited body was even trembling, showing his pill concocting ability. He pointed towards the location in which the lightning had landed, "Within the borders of the Gandu Province, bring all the infants that were born tonight back to the Chutiya City. In addition to being an addict, the naked old man was also a pedophile.

"Yes sir!"

The thunder-like response resonated past the horizon. This resonance occured due to the matching frequencies of the ten thousand addicts voices. In addition to being addicts, they were all opera singers too. Tens of thousand Chutiya City addicts headed towards the Gandu Province. They swore to look for the Divine Body and give it to the old man for his personal "use". They were promised 1 pill for each baby they retrieved.

Time passed, and it had already been 5 years since the breakout of the addict horde.

Within the borders of the Gandu Province of the Nine Provinces. Amongst the countless of schools, the Chutiya Lizard School was one of them.

Today, once again, it was the annual recruitment of disciples for the Chutiya Lizard School. There were oceans of people outside of the school. This was a direct result of overpopulation caused by poor family planning and corruption of the imperial officials who did not build more high tier schools.

Every time, the busiest people were the outer court disciples. All the responsibilities of the admittance for the school were all pushed onto their heads. They had to work from 9 am to 9 pm for 6 days a week. Even Chutiya Lizard School had a toxic work environment.

Outer court disciples. Not only were their position lowest in the school, they were also cannon fodder made for slaughter.

"Oi, what's with this attitude? Do you know who I am?" A lady who wore gorgeous clothes (created from child labour) had a boy(Gandu Province was full of pedos) with her as she pointed and loudly yelled at a young man, teaching him about the woes of customer service and the cancer that is entitlement.

"I am very sorry. It is already late now and the school will close soon. Please come back tomorrow." The young man said, calmly. He was trying his level best not to slap the woman in front of him.

Sadly for the woman though, she never got to complete her admission process, as just after the young man replied, the entirety of Gandu Province was crushed by a meteor.

The meteor was actually an LSD Pill™ crafted by the old man from Chutiya City.

"Oh no! My province, it's broken!", he cried, before popping another pill.

The End.