" I would be interested in participating in this secondary class."
" Perfect, the first class will be tomorrow after school, if you can bring some training clothes and notebooks with you." The principal said
" Is this all or I can go?"
"It's not all, I was asked by your father if he would be able to contact you through me."
' Ok motherfucker, you want to see my weakness? Get ready for the best acting of your whole life.'
" I am eighteen and I have already emancipated myself from...him." From my previous excited tone, it suddenly shifts to disgust and hate.
Don't get me wrong I hate the fucker, but falling in a trap because of him? Nah, man, I am not that petty, he can die however he wishes to.
"I am aware of that, this is why I am asking you and not directly letting him contact you."
" Thank you also should be aware of the restraining order I have on him, isn't that enough to make you guess that I don't want any type of relationship with the fucker, sorry for the bad language."
He nods and doesn't say anything for 5 seconds his eyes trying to get every detail of my face and body, trying to understand if I was lying or not, good luck with that.
" I will then be the first to stop from any further research, if I were to see him on school grounds while you are here he will be immediately restrained and brought to the police."
' And when I am not here? You two are going to get a cup of tea together to get any secrets from him? He stopped knowing me years ago.'
I simply nodded and got up from the chair, my facial muscles converted to fake annoyance.
" Can I go now?"
" Of course, I will be waiting for you tomorrow." He said while smiling, the slimy fucker thinks he gets me.
'But no one does.'
* STOP WITH THE EDGY BULLSHIT FUCKER.*
And as usual, Bastet busted my serious moment, can I stay cool once in a while?
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" Tell me once more, why are we here?" I said while looking at the enormous structure in front of me.
" Cause I need new shoes and I have two burly arms ready to carry whatever I buy." She said while smiling and walking towards the structure.
Also known as a mall.
" I am going back to the car," I said while turning back.
" Oh come on, I was joking, we both know I was."
" Talk about yourself, I am quite sure you were serious."
"...maybe." She said while hugging my arm and "dragging" me inside the mall.
We continued the day visiting every store she wished, she didn't buy much so she didn't need my help to carry it, we also stopped by several food shops, I didn't get anything though, I didn't want to ruin my tastebuds with the taste of chemicals and who knows what.
" You sure you want this?" She said while pointing at the sweetest pancake I have ever seen, like seriously, strawberries, chocolate, whipped cream, more chocolate, and several other things that only made the thing filled with more sugar.
" No thanks, I got diabetes just from looking at it."
" It's now that sweet."
I stared at her with my most " Are you for real" stare making her laugh.
" And even if it is, all the calories go in the good places." She says while pointing at her boobs and down the table.
" I am sure they do."
" What do mean by that asshole?"
" To have such a fat ass you need that many calories."
A kick lands in my right leg, I feel nothing, but Felicia did and I think something might have broken.
" Are you okay?" I asked while getting out and sitting beside her.
" I don't think I am," She said while holding her foot.
Ignoring the crybaby and grabs her leg and starts removing her shoe.
" What are you doing?" She asked me quite surprised by the turn of events
" I know some basic first aid, I am trying to see if your foot is broken or you are just a crybaby."
She didn't say anything but my actions attracted some stares, mostly from girls crying because it wasn't happening to them.
After removing the sock I press my hand on the foot, making Felicia tremble for a second.
" Are your hands made of ice? How are you not cold?"
I ignored her and instead activated my X-ray vision, I never needed to do all this, but I couldn't just say if it was broken without actually looking.
' Two cracked metatarsal bones and 4 nearly broken phalanges.' I thought while casting a quick heal invisible to everyone watching because of how fast my spell casting had gotten.
" Oh, it doesn't hurt anymore." She said while looking at me with surprised eyes.
" Yeah, 'cause it's not broken you crybaby."
" Hey, it's your fault this happened, what even is your leg made of?"
" You do remember I was experimented on by aliens right?"
" That doesn't change the question."
We continued staring at each other, from the smell she was emanating she seemed quite horny for some reason, only now did I remember that Heal uses mana to accelerate the internal chemicals of being, and considering how she usually is a normal level of horny, I had just made her hornier by making her produce more hormones.
I release the foot and get back to my chair.
" You are leaving a woman like this?"
I looked at her with a smile plastered on my face.
" You are going to need much more naked for me to do something for you."
Her cheeks become a tint of red I had never seen on her.
" You just had to ask."
She quickly puts her shoe back on and drags me to the car.
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Touch Grass Has been completed
Bonus Goal achieved
The whole squad is both proud and envious of you.
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'... AM I ABOUT TO HAVE SEX?'
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A.N. For the horny fuckers that read my fic, because I am sure 45% are horny, there won't be any sex scene, I can't it very well, and considering I would define a chapter all about sex a wasted chapter, you won't get one, Nuke you later bitches.