"Escape!"
*Whoosh*
Thank God one of the first things that happened was I was put in some kind of outfit, this room was a little warmer, and, bigger, but it felt smaller with all the people around me.
People?
I looked at the folks around me to see some myth people!
"Holy mother of shit."
Elves, orcs, and some beefy humans
Before speaking I just kinda.. Stared, before realizing it'd be useless anyways as they're speaking whatever dialect they have. It wasn't hard to see I was an outlier here, I was only 5'7" as opposed to these seven foot warriors with toned bodies above my wildest dreams, I procrastinated too much when it came to working out...
"Hello? System?"
The myth people weren't paying me any mind, and the system if it was there wasn't answering me.. I just feel lost and nauseous.
*Whoopish*
Some weird myth creature looking similar to a golden snub-nosed monkey appeared out of nowhere, I often look at monkeys on my chromebook in school when I feel bored.
"Welcome! To the Domain Of Dungeons!"
Holy crap
I can understand him and he has the voice of some baritone macho man, actually.. Now that I look closer I can see he is another one of these muscle monsters, those muscles so defined.. That shiny red golden fuzzy fur keeping what would look like an absolute beast looking cute.
"I have brought all of you here to take up the challenge of the great old world, if you give away three years of your life and have a mutual agreement you can go with anyone you may have teamed up with or may know, if you think it will give you a great advantage in the dungeon you're sent to you would be incorrect though."
Holy.. I remembered each and every word he just said. Each one. If I had this memory thing I would be a straight A+ student..
Some of the myth people started crying and hugging eachother, apparently very thankful to lose 1095 days of their life.
"You may yell escape when you feel ready, but you're only allowed to stay here for two more days!"
*Whoopish*
I look around a bit, slowly, nervously.. I should do it.. Just once. Quickly I smack at the myth chicks butt with all the speed I can muster.
My hand was caught and her eyes stare into me knowing every sin I have ever done or thought of doing
I felt my soul and every fibre of my being shrink back into itself
"E-Escape!!"
*Whoosh*
Holy shit, I.. That was so scary.. I look around, Im in a dungeon. Of course I am... Now.. Should I walk left or right?
Eenie.. Meanie.. Minie.. I'll just go left.
The weight of my first step made it obvious, I have a sword!
I take it out from it's holder thingy on my side and attempt to point it forward diagonally in a 'hero' pose
My wrist... My forearms are in dire need of curling some iron.
The tip pointed down due to my lack of strength.. I know where my points will go.
I venture forth at a nice medium pace, keeping my right hand on the sword handle and my left on the case thingy its in to help with the weight.
I hear a chittering..
Ahhhhhhh....
I'm scared, I'll try my best to sneak attack this goblin...
Please.. Please don't miss..
I pull out my sword gently and quietly walk up to the goblin hunched over the carcass of some animal, it's spear is a good two feet away from it..
Step...
Step....
Step.....
SPRINT!
The Goblin monster quickly grabs at his spear, luckily I figured that's what he'd do. His neck is perfectly aligned with my sword chop!
"SLICE!!"
[Unlocked new skill! Chef's Class
The goblin was just as surprised as me. When the sword, Didnt! Fucking! Cut!!
He stopped reaching for his spear, looked at me and rubbed his neck.
"Chuu Flak?"
"Uhh.."
He holds out his arm, points to my sword and then to his arm.
"Klum!"
I raise my sword and raise my eyebrows at him
He nods
"Slice!!"
[Used Chef's Class
[
Fuck.
The Goblin looked at me, and then at himself in awe.
"Klum!"
"Chop!!"
[Used Chef's Class
[
Shit.
Again!
Again!
Again!
___
[Leveled Up!]
"Status"
*Bloop*
Name:
Title:
Race:
Level: <2>
Strength: <8>
Agility: <7>
MP:
Vitality: <10>
Stat Points: <10>
Skills:
The Goblin has been sitting down meditating while telling me to chop him whenever I stop
These points.. This goblin is a good source of xp considering I'm not in any danger right now so I'll save these stat points
"Dice!"
Again!
Again!
Again!
___
After a while, I began to slow down, my muscles sore, I'm so dang hungry
The goblin looked at me like a sort of God bestowing his graceful pity upon me and beckons me to follow while grabbing his spear
We walk quietly.. But quickly, I copy Goblin's footsteps and my wary eyes are moving a mile a minute
[Learned Assassin's Class
Now that I look at Goblin's skin, it looks calloused, and like it has scales, his back muscles look so compact..
*Growl*
Two wolves! Theyre... Big!
Goblin starts to stab at one and is doing pretty well, the other one leaps to the side then at me, holy fuck
"Dice!"
The whimper and sound of wet meat hitting the ground sent shivers down my spine, but what really got me was the sight of the damned middle of the wolf getting sliced into six
[Leveled Up!!!]
[
The adrenaline pumping through my being, I leap at the wolf being fended off by Goblin
"Dice!"
[Leveled Up!!!]
"Status"
*Bloop*
Name:
Title:
Race:
Level: <4>
Strength: <9>
Agility: <8>
MP:
Vitality: <10>
Stat Points: <30>
Skills:
Killing things is much better for me..
Ah fuck more fine print..