Less than zero and five seconds, a familiar answer came quickly from the other side of the phone:
"Fuck You!"
From these two brief and incisive words, Leon can even make up his mind. When the other party said this sentence, he did not forget to raise his middle finger and send him a cordial greeting over the phone.
Can let Leon, who has always been more civilized, start with "B" when he speaks, who else is there except the king of mouthpieces, the cheapest buddy?
It was "Deadpool" Wade Wilson who called!
"Find me for what…"
After joking, Leon was interrupted by Deadpool's extremely fast speech when he was about to ask him where he came from.
"Listen, follower, don't talk, just listen to me!"
"The thing is like this, life is like an endless disaster movie, and happiness is like an advertisement in it, so short. So, yesterday I was walking on the way home, always thinking about whether or not to take advantage of the last During the commercial break, do something interesting. Then, I suddenly thought of something, something that I should have done a long time ago."
"So, I immediately ran to the jewelry store and bought a diamond ring with two months of income. The girl who looked like Kardashian said that the ring is a five-carat Bulgari diamond ring. ! It is a treasure that every woman dreams of…"
In the next three minutes, Leon regretted countless times, why on earth should he listen to this rant? !
Deadpool talked about a lot of Bull crap words, and even crooked to the point where he didn't know where he was, and just refused to focus on the point.
And just when Leon was about to be unable to bear it and wanted to interrupt him aloud, he had a sudden stop, and then in Leon's heart, he dropped a blockbuster!
"So, today I proposed to Vanessa, and then she promised me, and then, we are getting married!"
As soon as the voice fell, Deadpool, who was holding the phone on the other side, began to count silently in her heart:
1…
2…
As soon as "3" was counted, Leon's shocked voice came from the other side of the phone:
"What The Fuck?!!!"
"Can't you just start talking about such a big thing?!"
As if he had already guessed Leon's reaction, Deadpool's calm voice sounded again:
"Relax, buddy… I got married, not you, don't make a fuss."
Upon hearing this, Leon couldn't help rolling his eyes, resisting the urge to return, and then asked:
"Then why are you calling?"
"Speaking of which, this is also closely related to you."
Hearing this sentence, Leon suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Uh? What do you mean?"
"I discussed with Vanessa, I plan to have a simpler wedding, I plan to let you, David Beckham, and Tom Cruise to be the best man. But they should not have time. So, You and Weasel will be my best man…"
"Also, Vanessa intends to let her colleague who works with YI dance shop as bridesmaids… Beep! Warm reminder, their figures are super spicy!"
Hearing this, Leon directly ignored Deadpool's sudden wretched voice, and suddenly asked:
"Stop talking nonsense, you mean you want me to be your best man?"
"Let me guess, your answer is…"
Before Leon could react, Deadpool on the other side of the phone pinched his throat, pretending to have a voice that was completely different from Leon, and replied:
"Oh! Is it really possible? Can I really bear such a heavy responsibility? Thank you so much, Wade!"
As soon as the voice fell, Deadpool put on a very sincere voice again, and said in a deep and profound voice:
"Let me tell you, child, you are the one I chose, and you will be an important part of this grand event…"
Switching the phone to the other ear, Leon said in a very sincere tone:
"Do you know? The Oscar Organizing Committee really owes you a golden man, really!"
"Thank you for your approval, but, I think, I am still so much worse than super handsome Ryan Reynolds."
After each other's words, Deadpool did not forget to add before hanging up the phone:
"The wedding time is two weeks later. Before that, you'd better buy a suit that is more handsome than the white suit of Bradley Cooper at the Golden Globe Awards. It is best not to be white. You look fat in white…"
Deadpool came gently, just as he walked gently, a mouthful, and left a message that surprised Leon a little.
In fact, this news is not too unexpected.
As far as Leon knows, Wade and his girlfriend Vanessa have been together for more than two years.
The two are like a match made in heaven and love each other too much.
Had it not been for cancer and Francis, he would have married Vanessa a long time ago and would not have waited until now.
What makes Leon a little uncomfortable is that Deadpool is ready to get married, and he is still a single dog.
Although there is no shortage of women around, but those are just some adjustments to cope with the lonely night.
It's like Wade and Vanessa, they both give true love…
Thinking of this, Leon, who was holding the steering wheel in his hand and driving towards Long Island, couldn't help but slammed on the accelerator.
Booming…
Accompanied by the roar of the engine, from the Chevrolet passing by the highway, an angry cursing came:
"Damn it!"
. . . . . .
Time, like a white horse passing by.
Two weeks later, wearing a slim-fitting black suit, Leon, who had his brown hair combed into a greasy head, drove his black Ferrari California and arrived at the wedding scene.
That is a seaside resort on the outskirts of New York.
The scenery here is beautiful, beside the beach full of palm trees, the sound of the waves plays a melodious melody in the ears from time to time, making the guests feel comfortable.
In order to hold the wedding, Wade was very generous and directly packaged the entire resort.
As an internationally renowned mercenary, Wade's mercenary income is much higher than imagined.
Millions of dollars a year, just a trivial…
As Deadpool said, his wedding with Vanessa was not complicated.
The simple venue layout and not too many guests make the entire wedding venue look a bit minimalist.
When Leon arrived at the wedding venue by the beach, he saw Weasel, who was also wearing a black suit and tie.
When he came to Weasel, Leon looked around and found that most of the guests were Wade's mercenary friends and some women they didn't know.
According to Leon's guess, these hot-dressed women should be Vanessa's friends.
Just when Leon didn't know what his best man should do, a familiar smoky voice sounded behind him:
"Hey! Handsome guy!"