——Congratulations You Have Been Chosen,
Champion of the Goddess—-
——First Quest: Escape the confines of the womb.
Rewards: You get to breathe your first breath! What else did you think it would be?——
"Huh what" I opened my eyes and it seemed like I was in some type of dark tunnel. I can see light in the distance, but wait I can't move my body, and something is pushing me towards the light. Why can't I move and why is it so tight in here!
——Ah, Common sense seems to have eluded you. You must have been in the shallow end of the wisdom gene pool. Worry not you are exiting through the birth canal, and if you think you're in pain, just think about what your mother is going through.———
What, what the hell is this thing, and why is it talking trash. As I was basking in my confusion I exited through the light. Everything turned white at that moment and I had to squint his eyes as I tried regaining my sight. "Ah Sh$t, and I thought looking at the sun was painful"
—-Congratulations. You were just born. As you may be drawing breath now, don't assume it will last.—-
—-Quest:—-
—-Escape the Womb Completed
Reward first breath.——-
—-Congratulations your status screen is unlocked, and now you can see how weak you really are!—-
"Status screen, what, oh hell yeah it's just like being in a game, except for this prick talking through the system"
—-Congratulations—-
—-You've just unlocked the title bitter cub. View the status screen for further details.——
"Bitter Cub? Ugh I'm going to really hate this AI"
—Congratulations—
—-your bitterness has reached new heights. The title Bitter Cub. Has evolved to Hateful Cub. Bitterness so sour that hatred wasn't far behind. But this can be evolved even further as Jack A&$ isn't far behind.——
" I get it, don't badmouth the system. Wait a minute, did you just say "Cub?" This can't be what I think it is." Looking at my hands I found black paws instead. "What the hell I'm not even human then what the hell am I."
—Response—
——The host just asked a question about himself. Any intelligent being would know, all personal info can be found on the status page . Would like to open the status page now (Y/N)—-
Aggravated, and yet fearing another title retribution, I mentally tapped Y.