Noah exited the bathroom, face red as an apple. 'I have been defiled... I won't be able to marry anyone anymore...' Noah lamented quietly, thinking back about the harrowing experience.
A Hero wouldn't have this happen to him right? Never heard of a hero that had to be washed in their privates by two old maids! If he was indeed bathing with someone, it would be with his beautiful princess or his bevy hot and sexy girls! Not-not some frumpy maids!
As Noah daydreamed, his maids were already busy arranging his evening outfit, one moving a tall full body standing mirror in front of him while the other taking out a clean shirt and various accoutrements for his evening dress.
With a low boom, the mirror was placed in front of Noah, snapping out of his reverie. It was then that he took notice of the skinny reflection that stood before him.
The first thing that caught Noah's attention was the two cold blue eyes that stared back at him. Those ice blue eyes were like sapphires that glittered in the low evening light. Like his father, Noah sported golden blonde hair, tousled, which hung down naturally at around his shoulders. Noah had a delicate face, with high cheekbones and a chiseled jaw. He would have looked rather delicate and handsome, if he was not so thin. His defined jawline made way to a body that was practically skin and bones. The skin on his body was pale and sallow, like a cadaver. His limbs were frail and thin, with thickness no wider than the length of a thumb. His ribs were clearly visible, outlining his smaller than usual stature. Looking at his body as a whole, Noah reasoned that he was around 15 years old. Old enough that there were a few wisps of blonde hair below his nose, but young enough that the rest of his body was hairless, like a newborn babe. Even so Noah Bevier was a short youth, being only slightly taller than the two old maids. As he looked down, Noah saw his crown jewels....
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(Noah POV)
Wait... Is that what I think it is? Is that my little brother? Why is it so goddamn small?! What happened to my beautiful banana??? Although I was fat, unattractive virgin that was shunned by even during my schooling years, although I was an unsociable geek that kept to myself mostly, at least, AT LEAST I took pride in the fact that I had a functional wiener. Every night I even took the time to 'polish my horn'!!! What kind of crappy body did I take over???
I thought that a Hero was supposed to be handsome and muscular, with large rippling abs and a manly face?! A Hero would be well endowed, with a massive sausage that would put others to shame. Only then would he have the 'equipment' to satisfy his lovely princess!! Looking down at my peanuts and baby carrot combo, I despaired.
Sure, I was no longer a fat slob, but now a rather skinny fellow.
Sure, I was no longer ugly and unattractive, looking rather handsome.
Sure, I was no longer a poor plebian living at the bottom of society, but a scion of a noble.
and yet!!!
My tall mast has shriveled into a tiny toothpick.... I-I want a refund!!
Give me back old donger! I declare this an unfair trade! Its fine, I don't mind being fat and ugly again. I won't complain anymore, I swear! So please God Almighty, I am begging you, give me back my beautiful banana!