?????: *eerrr* you stupid damn wifi.

?????:*eeerr* ok!! thats it i'm gonna buy

some snacks !!.

*thud* *thud* *thud* ????? put his shoes

and to be sure to bring his wallet . inside

his wallet there only 23.00 $ then run he to

the store.

Then goes inside the store and buyed bags of chips and a smoothie.

Casher: hi dear costumer what can i do for

you.

?????: here's what i want to buy.

Casher: it cost 20.24 $.

?????: tch sh*t.

Casher: thank you.

Narrator: Hi im the narrator and that man

your watching is name shawn

he is 37 Year's old and a virgin.

and my job is to explain what

happening because this is

written.

Shawn: *ahh* fuck im almost out. i gotta go

so i can watch mincraft videos and

read some manga after that i gotta

work.

shawn formally walk and about to cross

the road but it turn into a truck-kun

accident.

he was blackout then he woke up all he

see is just void of black after that

moment he saw a very bright orb

and said his name.

??? ??? ??????: shawn shawn shawn.

Shawn: who are you.

god the father: i am god the father.

Shawn: you a god?.

god the father: yes the only one god!!.

Shawn: what!!?? but there lots of god like lot.

god the father: looks like my special creation

are stupid this day.

Shawn: sorry god the father😭😭.

god the father: it's alright do you know god's

word.

Shawn: no.

god the father: then i give it to you.

Shawn: thanks so much.

god the father: you're welcome. please help

the impure heart of other

when u reincarnate.

yes or no.

shawn: yes!!!.

Shawn personalities change all of a sudden.

god the father: alright u will have a new life

then i shall let u grant three

wishes.

Shawn: alright i wish...

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