Kevin was slightly stunned, why was he called male god? I-ish he so awesome now? His eyes brightened and told his system,
"111 did you read that? He called me male god, does that mean we will easily be able to achieve brotherhood fast?" Kevin squealed manly, if that can really be done in a quite manly way
[I see that too! Go, go, gooo tell him your intentions!]
"Yess," Kevin hummed softly and then typed his questions concerning the other if they would mind being friends with him. Manager Long on the other side, with a girl biting his shoulders showing a creepy expression like in horror movies stopped their fight as they were then frozen in place..
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"Did you do something Uncle? Tell me your technique pretty please? I'm your favorite niece right?" After five seconds of loading, An Jishi's mind finally got the connection as her attitude became a complete 180, she didn't forgot to take out her shark teeth from it's meat-- from the skin of her beloved and most lovable uncle, sit properly on the couch and spoke in a very soft and childish voice as she did her killer move, puppy eyes.
Manager Long really wanna smack his niece who suddenly had a second personality but unfortunately, he have no such time and just gave an eye roll, he excitedly chatted back
[[Yes! Of course!!]]
"That sounds like a weirdo," An Jishi commented, absolutely contemptuous towards this ugly uncle of hers that just ignored her who specially showed her rarely seen cute act
"..." Manager Long glanced back and forth from his phone screen and then to the stupid girl beside him
Alright, it does sound too enthusiastic.
[[Sure, I don't mind at all]] Manager Long is quite glad that he still haven't pressed the enter button and there is still time for remedies
Kevin cheered with the system, finally! Now, how to be friends with a fellow human..
System 111 went and did a research from different resources, it reported everything it read aloud as Kevin listens seriously
1. To befriend someone long who is completely once a stranger, you should first say the basic formality; How are you?; With this, you can know how they might possibly act in the future and who you will be compatible with! Be aware that this all are only for chat conversations and not face to face interactions~
2. In this question, you will know what type of person they are currently showing, examples are,
¹ If they said 'I'm alright' in reply then be prepared of the following topics, do not worry since they are also very conscious and will try to give some topics too
² If they replied with 'I'm fine' then expect them to be the restrained type, be warned that you must have topics or it will end up with a dead end with them expecting you to chat them again and do the first move for five hours to a day wait till they take the initiative
³ Cheerful replies like 'I'm alright!' or 'My day has been great etc etc etc,' Then congratulations, you met a capricious one, pei, people who replies like that should just go to Mars! They will treat you sincerely but they are also very fast to stop, not to worry since you will be in their mind for at least a month long if you both chatted while having fun, getting the timing I tell you will lead to a great friendship with them, I suggest not talking to them anymore if you're looking for someone who will empathize with you at everything
3. I wish you good luck, and I hope you won't base all the interactions you have with people to the examples given above, all of them aren't the same, all this are only based to my personal experience, bye babies~ <3
"It'll be much better if you didn't said the last part 111," Kevin earnestly corrected with a well behaved expression
[It cannot be undone regrettably] System 111 made a face that says regret all over, not meaning it at all
Kevin vs. System 111, Kevin lost
He pouted and just did as what the instructions says, [[How are you--]] He contemplated and raised a question, "Should I use one question mark or should I add another one?"
[Just one?] System 111 don't know either, but since the instructions used only one then it's better to use one only
"Got ittt!"
[[How are you?]]
[[Ah? I've been well, how about you?]]
....
"..111, what type do you think is this?" Kevin was confound, he is kinda dazed, it was comical since the two pair have the same similar thoughts and look
[I don't know either Kevin]
[M-maybe we should just answer his question first??]
"Ah? R-right!"
[[Yes! I've been well]] Kevin tapped the enter button and reread everything and finally came to the conclusion that the conversation is as dead as it can be
"Now what.. my reply literally have an imaginary dot punctuation.." Kevin's energy dropped as he was dispirited
[What are you sulking about, why not say a follow up topic when it's not too late yet?] System 111 elbowed it's host
He blinked and then smiled softly, "That's true, it's not even the end yet, this is just a small matter!" He was pumped and then searched for a nice topic on a new tab
System 111 quietly thought that it really isn't a small matter qaq, half of their lives are basically in the hands of that man but it shouldn't make it's host know of such fact too fast, it's host still isn't ready to carry the real pressure the mission have, it must do it's best to slowly and safely open up it's host very limit without black lash...
System 111 hid it's expression and then did an eye roll, [Realize that sooner you idiot]
"I'm not an idiot," With a silly smile on his face, he typed the topic he thought of cheerfully, luckily,
[[Um, was I too nosy last time? I'm sorry if that's the case, I didn't mean to!]] Kevin added an emoji of grievance after [[(｡•́︿•̀｡)]]
Kevin didn't know that his series of action made the person he's currently conversing with very shocked and disbelieving..
'Is this really the cold and indifferent male god???'