Why is it that the broom closets in movies and tv shows are shown to be spacious, clean, and tidy? I was barely able to fit myself in one under the stairs and even then I would have preferred to meet the intruders face to face, I might lack in muscle and body weight but I am quick on my feet and agile, I could have outrun them, but no I choose not to, because I have something very important on me, the file needs to be delivered safely to the police or else all my efforts would go downhill.