AN: Before you read. I want you to know this is purely for fun. You can hate on it if you want, but this isn't meant to be serious. Some events might, but other than that. Nah
Also, he can break the fourth wall.. 😐
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I run across the barren wasteland, sweat dripping from my face. I hear the intense gunfire west from me, and run the other way.
Running through the field, I keep a determined look on my face... I need to win this.
*BANG!*
A bullet grazes my cheek, blood drips down my face, as I quickly hide behind the nearest object. Taking a look at my stuff, I see only a Pistol. I click my tongue.
I reload the gun with the last of it's Ammo. If I don't kill this guy... I'm dead. Bracing my self, I roll out from behind my hiding spot, and rushed towards the enemy.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
As he fires the gun, I start to zig-zag across the field, trying to dodge the shots. Some graze my body, but I ignore it. My only goal is to survive.
I aim my Pistol at him, trying to find the best time.
*BANG*
*BAng*
*bang*
The noises die down, as my sole focus is getting a headshot.
I aim....
*BOOM!*
A explosion.
I get blown away, I see my arm, gone. But it doesn't matter, the enemy is already aiming at me...
I lost.
*BANG*
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..
..
[Game Over]
[4th Place!]
"FUCK!"
I throw the controller at my screen in frustration.
"I WAS SO CLOSE"
I punch the ground, making it crack slightly at the force of my fist. My hand not even suffering a scratch.
I release a sigh, and drop to the floor.
"I'm sure I woke up the neighbors... any more complaints, and I'm out of here"
I sigh again, why does life have to be so hard sometimes.
*Ring Ring!*
"There it is..."
I pick up my phone, as I look at the caller.
Shizu.
I hesitantly answered the call, and was greeted with a loud female voice, booming in my ear.
{"WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAYING UP THIS LATE! YOU HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING!"}
I groan as she continues to scold me. I guess I should explain to the people reading this.
The person ear-raping me is Shizu Aramaka. The reason the last name is weird. Is cause the author just made it up.
*Cough* Anyways. She around 21, and runs the apartments I live in. Since I don't have parents. Well, I do, but their just on a loooooong vacation... Somewhere. Y'know, typical anime shit.
She takes care of me, since I don't try to myself. She is pretty beautiful. With light blue hair, heading down to her waist. And her magenta eyes. It's surprising she doesn't have a boyfriend.
{"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!"}
{"What?"}
{"Hitoriiiii"}
Oh, shit. She's getting slightly more angrier. Time to guess.
{"You said something about my health, and how it's bad to stay up late?"}
If she didn't say that, I'm gonna be in a pickle... Hehe.
{"haaa. Hitori"}
Her tone change to a gentle one, as I hear some movement from the phone. She's probably sitting down.
{"I know you don't really care about much. But... Please... Atleast try for me?"}
She's getting sappy. Must... RESIST!
{"...fine"}
DAMMIT MOUTH!
I hear a small sigh of relief over the phone.
{"Thank you... Goodbye"}
*Beep Beep*
Hearing the beep, indicating the end of the call. I toss my phone on the bed. How does that woman do it? No matter what, i can't seem to say no to her. Is it her 'Feminine Charms.' It does seem like something alot of women have.
I take a quick glance at the clock.
[6:12 AM]
"I could've sworn it was 2..." I said to myself in a mutter. I groan, as I get up from my bed.
"Do I take a shower?" I take a small sniff of myself. "Yep," I head to the shower. I take off my clothes, and step into the shower.
Turning the knob, I feel the cold water start flowing on my skin, making me take a sharp breath of air, through my teeth. Eventually, it starts to get warmer, making me relax my body a bit.
"How do people even take cold showers?" I wonder. I grab a sponge, and start scrubbing.
(Timeskip)
As I check over if I have everything, which I do, I exit the apartment, and began walking towards school. Now that I think about it, didn't tell the readers about me.
"That's even if their still here..."
(STOP!)
"You're writing this... You stop."
(....)
Now about my self... I guess I look like Shirou Emiya, but remove that... Color, and replace it with black... I look like a person.
Speaking of Shirou. Did you know I have his powers? Now, before you get angry. I'm not a reincarnator. I was just... Born this way. 10 months ago, I tried doing random anime powers, and it worked with his.
So, for 10 hard months, I trained to the best of my ability. I didn't get arrogant, considering that any time someone has a power, others will also have powers. So I'm probably not the only one.
"I made it... yayyyy" With a dull voice, I look up at the decent sized school.
-Creston High-
I shake my head in disappointment, over the bad name. It seems the author has really bad naming sense. Speaking of him. I'm sure your wondering how I know I'm a lousy fanfic....
We both don't know.
(It's weird)
'And that's final. I'm getting out this conversation, I'm at my... class.'
I head to the door, and slide it open. The people who decided to look who entered, stop talking, and just stared at me. Then the others did. Now I have a whole class staring at me.
I silently walk to my desk, ignoring the whispers about me.
'The girls are blushing again.."
I glanced at some of the girls, as they blushed when they met my eyes. I never knew why they blushed. After some tries of figuring it out, I just chalked it up as the Emiya charm.
I mean, if he can get THE King of fucking Britannia, to fall in love with him. Why can't I get some normal girls to. Funny thing is, Shizu never blushes around me. So I just guessed she's immune. Or she's not a weirdo... I'm only 17.
Forgetting that, I head to my seat, which is conveniently is the Protagonist seat. So yeah. I rest my head on my hand, and look out the window.
.
.
'This is boring'
'Author, I request a time skip, until something important happens'
(No)
I blink. I blink again... Bro.
'Why?'
(Because if I do this, then you'll start asking for more stuff. And then soon, I'll hear you asking me to make you a god)
I click my tongue. He figured me out.
(STOP!)
I start ignoring the Author's bitching, as the door opens and the Teacher walks in. He doesn't need much of a description, since he is pretty much useless. But I'll tell you a little about him.
He likes little girls... That's all. There's nothing else I can tell you. People should be glad he got a job at a high school, otherwise... Those poor children.
The teacher took a look around the classroom, before spotting me. With a strained smile, he spoke to me.
"Hitori... It's good to see you back here."
I just stare at him. Menacingly. And it worked. He started to shiver under my stare, before looking the opposite way. I smiled slightly, before returning to my neutral face.
"Ahem. Anyways, let's start off with what we did yesterday. Take out your textbooks, and turn to page 492. And solve the ten questions."
With that, he goes to his desk. He's probably jacking it.
Absolutely Pathetic.
Meanwhile, the other students started to groan, as they took out their textbooks, before trying to find the page. I also take my textbook out, as I try to convince the Author to let me have a timeskip.
'What can I give you?'
(I don't think you can reach me...)
'Hmmm. I got nothing'
(That makes alot of sense)
'Cmonnnnn. Just timeskip to the end of school.'
(Then what. Tomorrow is Tuesday. Are you going to ask me to do it again? Then what about the day after tomorrow?)
I let out a grumble, as I look at the textbook questions.. What the hell is this?
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1. Two large and 1 small pumps can fill a swimming pool in 4 hours. One large and 3 small pumps can also fill the same swimming pool in 4 hours. How many hours will it take 4 large and 4 small pumps to fill the swimming pool.(We assume that all large pumps are similar and all small pumps are also similar.)
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"...Fuck this" I close my book, as I put my head down, ready to take a nap.
I'm positive the teacher won't realize, he's still busy with the computer. So, I'll just close my eyes and take a small nap. Hopefully school will be over by then. I let my eyes close, as I let sleep take over me.
(Hm...)
(Timeskip?)
.
.
(Oi...)
"zzz"
(...Hello?)
"zzzzZz"
(Ugh... WAKE THE FUCK UP, SAMURAI!)
"HOLY!"
I jolt awake from my sleep, as I hear the author screaming in my ear. I glare in the air.
"What the hell, asshole!"
(You weren't waking up. And school is over)
I look around to see that school was indeed, over. I stretch my arm out, feeling some bones pop. I let out a small yawn, before picking my bag up.
I walk across the schools halls. it's never been this silent before... it's nice. While walking, I hear a keyboard being tapped. It's probably the Author.
"What're you working on?" I curiously ask him. He doesn't stop typing, but he does reply to me.
(Story)
"I see," I pursed my lips in thought about when I first found out about the Author.
The first time I realized I was just a character in a book. I had a small mental breakdown. But then, as the time went on, I didn't really care. Nothing changed much, just the fact that I had kind of link to the Author.
We talked about alot of stuff, mainly what kind of story I was. He said I was a fanfiction one. Other than that, he doesn't really talk about it.
"I should probably buy a new controller" I mutter to myself, remembering how I threw mine. "I'll text Shizu, to make her not worry-"
*BooooM!*
I hear large explosion, far off in the distance. I quickly look there, and see a large dust cloud.
"...Really?"
(Really)
Is he finally giving me a chance to do something, after 10 long months of boredom. FINALLY!
I stuff my phone in my pocket, and activate my Magic Circuits. Another thing, I got alot more than Shirou. By how much? Alot, but I don't want to get into it. All I can say is that I'm OP.
Activating my Reinforcement Magic on my legs, I quickly start rushing towards the explosion.
As I got closer, my excitement only grew. I've been bored for so long, and now I can finally have some fun, instead of playing games all day.
I reach the place, I deactivate Reinforcement, and look around for something.
"Mh... Trees, plants, Dragon, fruits... Wait."
I slowly glance at the dragon in front of me. I close my eyes, wait a few minutes, then open them. But the dragon is still there.
I try rubbing my eyes, but it's still there. So, I just stare at it. The pressure it emitted, was terrifying. I could barely stand, as my legs shook from fear. My breathing got ragged, my throat felt dry.
I felt like passing out, but then... It spoke, or more like, spoke in my head
'Human'
The voice sounded weird, but is was easy to tell it was female. The eyes that looked down on me, glinted with dominance.
'AUTHOR!'
(What?... HOLY SHIT!)
I heard a frantic sound of someone running before hearing a door slam shut.
"....That fucker"
'What is thee, doing here."
Hearing the voice, it didn't sound like someone who would take no for an answer.
'Fuck'
(End of Part 1)
AN: I don't really know what to say so....
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