I thought lunchtime would be fun but....
"Sairu, calm the fuck down." Ikaru is gripping his twin's right shoulder and comforting him in a cold voice.
"Ikaru, how would i calm down, you can hear what i am hearing right? You're so sharp that your anger is redirecting to my shoulder." Sairu is smiling bitterly.
It's because of Taiko and his 7 girls who has separated table.
"Taiko, i made a bento for you." Said by a girl blushing heavily
"No Taiko, how about this shake i made with love?" Another girl teasingly said.
"Haha, le- let me take a bite?" Taiko is embarrassed and cannot look at anyone's eyes because he's been surrounded by girls.
"Hai, here." The cute girl with bento offered her a bite.
Taiko hesitated for a bit before taking a bite, based on his reaction it is delicious.
The twins are in agony looking at the two, are they really that desperate for a girl.
I approached the twins to comfort them.
"Sairu, why are you in pain, your mother possibly did the same to the two of you before, i told you, i will help you find a girl too."
I pat his left shoulder gently to comfort him but it seems like it doesn't have any effect.
"Hahaha, Reika, you don't know anything." He didn't bat an eye to me, he just continue to gaze at him and so i followed.
"The dish is amazing Tanya-san, you would be an amazing housewife." Taiko complimented her with full of appreciation in his face.
But it seems like a critical hit to the girl that blush her hard.
"T- Th- then... Would i be a good wife to you?"
This is what i heard but a cup made of plastic fell down the table.
It was Sairu who did it intentionally.
"What did you say?" Taiko asked genuinely, he didn't hear what she said.
But the other girls won't let her win, another girl drag his neck with her arms.
"You should taste my drinks too!"
Taiko's cheeks were submerge in her chest, but the other girls started to move.
"Don't be too close on him!" As another girl hug him and drag his body away from her.
Another girl held his hand to pull him.
"Haha, what do you think Reika? Should we break all bones in his body to compensate my both arms since you and Ikaru are gripping them so hard." Sairu is still smiling bitterly
"Oh, i'm sorry about that." I loosen my grip since it's been a first time that i subconsciously want to punch someone.
Witnessing a harem in real life seems okay, i think it's wholesome having people genuinely care about you, i have a genuine smile in my face, but for some reason, i feel like i'm having an urge to punch someone.
Harem in fiction is annoying but it shouldn't be in real life even it might felt like illegal-
With how violent the girls is, later, Taiko lost his balance and fell down the ground, like the typical harem accidents
The 5 girls that are pulling him fell down with him in, with weird positions.
Taiko face was soaked down on the girl's chest that offers him a shake, while another chest was pressed in his body by the girl who's hugging him, his hand was in another chest of the girl that drag his hand, another girl was riding his hips and another chest behind his back.
"My shoulders...." I don't know where that weak voice come from.
"KYAAA!"
.....
After they stand up, they are all embarrassed.
"Taiko, you're reaching the place you shouldn't touch, only married people will do that." The girl that held Taiko's hand said while embarrassed.
"I can't believe i rode Taiko-kun's body, kyaa..." Said by the girl who's in Taiko's hips before holding both of her cheeks.
"How's that? Does my chest pillow feels soft?" Said by the girl who offered shake.
"That isn't the case here, are you all okay?" Taiko was concerned.
"My shoulder.... Fuck... Let go...."
This fucker.... Does naive harem protagonist even exist in real life? How dense are you?
"We are okay, but how about you, you're so red, do you have a fever? Do you want us to take care of you? We will make your night warm." Another girl whispered on embarrassed Taiko who's red.
"I'm okay... Ah, since the food got wasted, how about we go to our friends?" Based on his movement, it seems like he wants to change the topic.
The foods are indeed wasted since the bento of the cute girl fell down accidentally by another girl and even the shake was spilled, they didn't even order anything.
"Ohhh, is that so... But, why are your friends smiling creepy?" They looked at us.
Sairu who's pissed and in pain smile, Ikaru smile who's just pissed and my cringing and pissed face.
"Ah, they are just happy to see me." Taiko step back away and clap his hands and closed his eyes implying 'please help me out!'
Oh, look at this little shit...
"AHHHHH, my shoulders you two! I know you are pissed but why are you going to break my shoulders?" I finally realized that it was Sairu who's saying 'my shoulder.' He's whispering at us.
"Oh, i didn't realized it, and who's pissed? You're the one who's pissed." Ikaru is now serving food professionally since the girls are approaching.
"Ohoho, look at this little shit, you're betraying me now? Reika, what about you?" Sairu still keeps his bitter smile.
"Taiko, don't be so petty, at least pay me, these guys ordered food using my name." My fake smile returned.
"Who ordered using your name who? It's my money! How dare you!" Sairu was angrily reasoning.
"I have no recollection, right Ikaru?"
"Yeah, why don't you serve them food? Didn't you almost ate them all." Ikaru supported me.
"Haha, so that's how it is." Sairu smile didn't fade.
Ikaru was serving juice while Sairu called the janitor to clean the mess and apologized to the janitor.
"Wow, your friend bowed down to janitor, he is so polite!"
"Haha, my friends are always been good to me." There are sign of relief in Taiko's face.
"That's right, why don't you eat this cake i bought for you Taiko? Aren't we good friend?" I can feel the ominous intention behind Sairu's laugh approaching him with a cake.
"Really? Thanks!" Taiko appreciated him naively.
In split second, Sairu was about to slap the cake on Taiko's hand but it failed.
"Whoah, easy there Sairu, the cake was about to fall down." I disrupted his plan and held the cake back to stable position in his hand.
"Ohohoho, are you sure about this son?" His voice becoming deeper.
"Haha, i am, how about a taste test of lady right there." I pointed the girl that offered Taiko a shake drink.
She approached us and took a fork to slice part of a cake.
She won't be weirded out since her shake failed so this is a chance for her to have a chance.
Sairu was embarrassed as this beautiful girl and happy that she will taste it, he used another fork to hold the cake from being dragged since it's thick.
But...
"Here, have a taste Taiko-kun, your friend offered." She's teasing him.
Taiko was about to bite but the girl kept the fork moving to tease him, Taiko didn't tolerate it anymore and held her hand to get the cake.
The girl was embarrassed once again.
"Holding a girl like that... Taiko-kun is sure bad boy..." She blushed again.
Fuck, can't you stop for a bit? Shit...
The other girls got jealous and spoke.
"How about another bite Taiko-kun? I'm sure you will appreciate it better in my hands!"
"No! It will be mine!"
"No it's for his friend!"
Different voices argued but everyone looked at the cake.
"Umm, why is the cake disfigured?" One of the girl asked.
"Ah? This? Ohoho, my hands slipped and i accidentally crushed the cake." Sairu has still the smile but his veins are popping out.
Bullshit. You slipped your hand and crushed the cake to pieces? You used the fork to press them flat down.
"Why don't you girls try this drink i made?" Ikaru finally made moved.
There are 2 glass of juices and based on the color of juice, it was a mixed juices.
The one of the girls raced and get the glass.
"Thank you so much!" She smiled.
"You're welcome girl, why don't you taste my masterpi-" He didn't finished his line when the girl came back to Taiko again.
"Take a drink Taiko-kun!" She said
Taiko took a drink and was surprised, possibly on how tasty it is.
"Wow, Ikaru, i didn't know you're good at this! Thanks!"
"Hahaha, no problem." This is the first time i heard Ikaru laugh yet it is so dry, not only that, the glass in his right hand shattered.
"Kyaa! What happened?" The girl asked after the glass broke and spilled the juice.
"Oh? My hands slipped."
Bullshit, you literally clenched your hand so tight that it broke down.
The twins are really unlucky at these kinds huh.
When i looked at Taiko, it looks like he's pressured on how chaotic right now.
It seems like Taiko is pressured, if these 7 girls are enough for him to be pressured, what about every other girls that like him? They might have different motives but he is definitely living in fear of not being able to take care of them.
I approached him and pat his back.
"Girls, my friend here is embarrassed, please mind it, you are distracting other people."
"We don't care." A girl narrowed his eyes on me.
Well i'm still wearing a mask so they seems a bit vigilant.
"You may not care but my friend does, he is having a hard time to deal with you girls, he just wants to accompany you but he also want to cause no troubles to others. Disregarding and ignoring your partner's feelings isn't really a healthy relationship, moreover, teasing him in public will only increase the negativity and burden on him, he is having a hard time to deal with just the 7 of you, so how will he deal with other problems?...."
It looks like they all listened to what i said, even Anria and her friends stopped their chat to look at me.
"....Please, don't give him burden too much, don't be selfish and think for yourself that you finally score on him, understand others, my friend Sairu and Ikaru didn't like what you did since you became rude for giving the food they offer to you, only to give it to other without even tasting it, you're wasting their directing goodwill."
Sairu and Ikaru smiley face are gone but they are definitely cursing me inside.
'This fucker not only betrayed us but also sold us out.' These are the twins words in their mind.
It took 7 seconds before someone respond.
Amd 7 seconds is long enough to cause unsettling silence
"I... I apologize..." One of the girls bowed down
"I apologize as well." Another one.
"Sorry." Another one.
Even the cute girl bowed down and soon the 7 of them bowed.
I smiled with relief, at least they are easy to reason with.
"If you girls want to have a great time and enjoyable moments with Taiko, why don't you come at this restaurant? They offer date service too..." I took out 8 of cards in my pocket which actually came from storage and gave them each.
"... That's only if Taiko approved." I gave him the last one and winked at him.
He understand what it is and smile with relief and whisper a thank you.
"These motherfucker just advertise in front of us! Sly bastard." Ikaru and Sairu was pissed at me but it felt like they are also in better mood now since i protected them too.
Anria however rushed and hugged me again.
"That was so cool babe!..." She hug me tight as she intentionally pressed her chest on me.
"...But how about me? Am i selfish and causing trouble for doing this?" She smuggly asked.
Anria is notorious on using many boys for her own fun, other people looking at me might pity me for being preyed by her.
"You always cause me one." I flicked her forehead gently with monotone voice.
"What's wrong with that? We are couple right?"
"It will expire tomorrow." I kept the monotone voice.
"But you don't want to extend it?" She's acting pitiful
"No."
"Jeez, not only you left me behind you are also breaking up with me, i'm sad." Now she's trying to cry and causing a drama in public to gain attention.
Troublesome girl, since we are in a scholar cafeteria, this news might even attract more attention to me and approached me easily if i push her even more.
I hug her back and pat her head as an response to her acting.
"I'm sorry but it has to be done." I said.
But then i whispered.
"You're not letting me off even after this right, such a troublesome girl." My cold voice eminated on her ears
I can feel some of her muscle in her jaw moving in my shoulder, she's possibly smiling.
"Hehe~" That's her response.
"Haa, i hope i took a picture at your beautiful face so that i can blackmail you to leave me alone."
But a silence only answered back.
I stopped hugging her and pat her head one more time, i can now saw her proud arrogant face smirking behind.
She let go off me and later on, i bid farewell to them.
I quickly ran away and planning to go in student council.
I realized that i didn't even ate anything.
Shit.