I finished the food and i am surprised, not only me but also the two couples and other people.
First is that, i can't believe that the skill i've acquired gave me an quasi realistic skin that even when i lick on it, there's no powder and it still connects on my nerves, if i decided to take it off, it will disintegrate like carcass and vanish into air if burned without any smell nor chemical released.
Second, i'm surprised i actually finished the whole dishes, this is the first time i ate huge quantities, and later, i need to worry about the calorie i've taken, even sea foods are low on calorie, it's a huge servings, i need to work out.
Third, the couple has different surprise, based on her husband face, he's in disbelief that i actually ordered huge amount of food alone in this supposed to be popular restaurant, while the lady is surprised that the gangster looking in disguise like me ate their foods with enjoyment.
When i looked at their direction, the couple looked at each other and approached me.
"Uhh, sir, is the food great?" Her husband changed his face from shocked to warmly curious.
"Ahemm, the food is great, the ingredients and the meat of the dish retain it's flavor, fresh food it is... Where's your supplier?" I asked.
"Ah, there's a port near restaurant just kilometers away, there's also a organized and well cleaned wet market there nearby just 3 kilometers away."
"Hmm, it's near... I am impressed." I kept my calm yet strict judge act.
"Anyway, i have something to offer to you, i am impressed of what your restaurant offered to me, can i know both your names? I'm just lucky to found your wife and be brought here."
"Ah- I am Osomi Hakai, my wife's name is Furuwari Hakai."
"Nice to meet you both, i already gave your wife the card number of my friend's father, they are finding nearby restaurant to collaborate with them for the upcoming summer event they have sponsored, and meeting your wife is a huge blessing since the foods here are not just perfect for summer but also delicious."
Osomi's mouth just dropped as if he can't believe what's hearing right now.
"But we don't have enough employees and we are getting low ratings because of people complaints, wouldn't that be a problem? Base on what you said, your friend's restaurant is pretty big." He reasoned
"Gah, mister, too bad, i already pick you up, your food is delicious, your place are well maintained even your kitchen since i can't taste any residues of previous dishes you've served so i don't care about that, and i'm just a brat, i don't want to speak too much, just talk to the adults, i promised you, his father is a good man."
Even Furuwari is just jaw drop after hearing my words.
Osomi remains in disbelief but slowly showing a glint of emotional and happiness.
"Oi oi, don't stare at me like that, it's just a recommendation, but at least based on what i've tasted here, you will definitely be their partner, is that okay to you?"
"Ah... Ah yes, it's okay for me!" He's hyped up to answer me.
"Good, does the two of you free tomorrow?"
"Ah yes, it's sunday."
"Good, then give me your numbers, i will call you tomorrow."
"Wait, tomorrow?!"
"Yes."
"Ah...."
"Oh, you can also try their date services, it's for free since it's still in trial, you would be the 6th client to experience their free trial, your face is stressed, you must be in working a lot."
He's surprised about what i said but he also solemnly admit.
"Yes, i guess we will try it, what do you say dear?" He looked at her
"It's okay for me." She just lower her head
His face has glint of sadness and worry.
Too bad, your woman isn't as brave to say it, it's easy to say it, but not courage, that's what she lack, and a resolve to fight her problems.
"Un, then, it's decided, good luck, you can now go back to your work Sir Osama, Miss Furuwari, i'm just going to rest here, i don't think i can lift myself up."
"Ahaha, then, thank you....?"
"It's Takumi."
"Thank you, young Sir Takumi."
"Un, enough with formalities, you've got a lot to do."
"Yes, let's go dear."
He was about to leave until a chaos happened.
"GAHHHH, A FUCKING COCKROACH!"
This line is enough to know it's a lie however, Osami's reaction says otherwise.
"Oh no, not again...."
It means, it's a harassment that already endured by this couple, they know it's a blatant lie but it must be because of certain power that restrict them from reporting.
Looks like i'm going to use an act similar to Erisa-san case.
I approached the table where the conflict was brewer together with the couple.
"You! Are you even trying to cook?! Why did you even open this garbage place in the first place! This place is absolute dirty! Trying to make your place look clean while your kitchen are rotting garbage?! Just close your restaurant, i would even hire a demolition man to destroy this dirty place!" Said by a middle age woman who definitely have a old skin yet must be smooth since maybe they are a middle class.
"Yeah, the salt are like sands, it crunches in my teeth!" Replied by another middle age man,
Both of them must be 31 above.
I looked at Furuwari who's unmasked and signal her to put it back.
Osami also look at me.
"Sir Osami, i think we should let your wife stay away from this trouble."
"Un-"
"You!- Who are you trying to excuse? Are you escaping the criticism? Huh, fucking hypocrites!" The woman continue to rant and other customers that are eating are disturb now.
"That isn't the case here! Our-"
I paused Osami's word by tapping him.
"Calm down, i will deal with it."
I stepped forward in front.
People who ruin other lives in unreasonable ways just to make their life easier and gain acknowledgment to the person they are leeching, is the most thing i hate, pathetic person, pathetic kind of ways to preserve life.
I trampled many people dreams but it has a reason that i convinced to myself to stop me from being guilty, it's because for the sake of preserving other people happiness that i need to ruin theirs, because those happiness they are receiving isn't something they deserved, it's something those people i saved that deserve those happiness
I'm a hypocrite, that's because, it is...my, own... judgement.
People can also judge me and they are free though, but they won't be able to restrain me because i have my own way of living a life, and it doesn't mean that i will accept all kinds of way of living a life.
Justice is blind, truly.
And i'm about to execute my justice again.
I smiled so fakely that one will be annoyed and thought i am a narcissist.
"Calm down woman calm down, that cockroach looks like something that comes out in your mouth, are you sure about that it just appear out of nowhere after digging your food? That poor cockroach must be hiding from your breath."
"Ha, you resorted to mocking huh? How pathetic this place is! I'm going to report you."
"Yeah yeah, blah blah shut the fuck up will you Karen?"
Typical Karen.
"Karen? Huh, you also name call, you thug bastard, your parents must be illiterate to make you enter this place."
"Nah, it's just a namecall for a girls like you who spout nonsense with solid evidence, i can also just put my sock on the corner where i ate and shout too and ask for the manager on why there is a sock on my lemon honey garlic butter lobster shrimp..."
I steered the conversation
"See that woman? That's how unreasonable you are, anyone can put a small piece of shit in this amazing food and shout at the manager why the food is dirty, i can also just put some rock salt in the perfect food and complain why my food is salty..."
Everyone was speechless on how calm yet low my voice is, teens nearby focused on me while some adult father's are enjoying the scene, mother's are worried.
".... Everyone has the ability to ruin food, you can just throw your food all around and blame the manager, don't think your something special you narcissist bitch and your fucktard partner."
"AHHHHHH- SHUT UP! WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE-"
"Oooh, oohhh, oooh, im scared, ooh mommy pick me up."
I kept interrupting her voice and she can't say what she want or scripted, that she burst into fury and about to cry.
"Oooh, scary, i just ate a little cockroach, now i'm going to suffer a diarrhea in my mouth and speak shit, oh no, a rock salt, calcium in my body can't beat sodium chloride."
"Oi you motherfucker, meet me outside." Finally, the man behind finally speak.
The woman kind of felt relief.
"What are you going to do, picnic, no thanks my stomach will hurt."
"Ho, look at this fucker, look, our health was threatened, the lack of hygiene in this place is the problem, and we are here to criticize it, it is not safe and people that will experience this won't take it as a friendly reminder."
"Oh, what a well written script, it's as if you coming here is an intentional, but seriously, after what that bitch did, no one would take your bullfuck words seriously, ask the people around if they would trust the word of someone like you who's causing an overreacting commotion and trying to be good samaritan..."
The people around me starting to have smile in their face and gossips.
"... The employees must hate your ugly faces that they decided to put cockroach and rock salt in your dishes, ask every customer here if they have any problem, why don't you ask me who've finished a big servings of their foods, ask me where did those unhygienic variables goes?..."
His face is slightly distorting and breathing deeply, he's pissed now.
"Oh, not only you have bad face but also a bad luck huh, do you know in bible? It is said that every man are beautiful. But it looks like the god hated you both that they depraved you those beauty, can we confirm the two of you are human?"
And then, the joke cracked the tension.
They just shot their own foot(1)