*MC's POV*
"You fucking idiot that was your job to handle I mean we barely do much of anything but you just needed to make sure one human stayed alive till they were 30 years old." A decidedly feminine voice rang out. "ugh... well whatever we'll take his soul for the God creation program but when the boss hears about this you're gonna get demoted since you might just have doomed this planet's population." A high-pitched male voice started shouting "But you can't do tha-" *slap*. "Put him in the facility till he calms down."
A door or whatever opens and a woman looking decidedly pissed walks in. I would describe her but why go so far when she just looks like a young Angelina Jolie with blond hair(A.N Search up how she looks in Eternals).
She puts on a big bright smile "Hello there you have been selected for our God creation program for which a few souls are chosen and given 3 wishes every few millennia. For the mistake, a colleague made in your life that will be adjusted to 4 wishes at the cost of his energy. Do you have any questions?"
"Yes, what are the limitations to these wishes, do I have to use a wish for multiversal travel, and do I lose anything in exchange?"
"You cannot wish for any big Os, anything overpowered like instant mastery or whatnot this includes systems. On the other hand, the ability to travel the multiverse is given to you automatically the method though is something you need to wish for and you only lose any hope of an eternal afterlife."
"What world will I be reincarnated in at the start and if I leave a world what happens to it?"
"Harry Potter right after being hit with the killing curse and any world you leave will move at about the rate of an hour to every year you spend in another universe."
"hmm... for my first wish I would like to have a large mansion that will act as my nexus point to travel worlds that can allow me to see how I rank against others in that universe. it'll have a training room that can simulate opponents for me to fight, being in my mansion will make me heal faster, the mansion will grow all herbs brought into it when I touch and say a certain phrase, it'll be able to make food and potions with me or my subordinates needing to only do it once, and no one, not even you guys, can hurt me when I am in that mansion."
"Not even us huh. You're a paranoid little guy, aren't you? Done I've even given you the ability to move it to different places."
"For my second wish, I would like a million times my current comprehension speed and for my third, I want to have unlimited potential so that I don't ever feel like I'm stagnating with a body capable of absorbing anything from legendary metals to bloodlines."
"Easy but you'll have to train your body if you want it not to explode when absorbing stuff though."
"That's fine. I just have a few questions before I go. Is Dumbeldore good? Do I have to attend Hogwarts if I pass my OWLS not to lose my magic? and what would happen if I were to combine the deathly hallows?"
"Yes he is good but manipulative and a politician so I would suggest having as little involvement with him as possible. No, you do not have to attend Hogwarts if you've already passed your OWLS and you can claim Lordship of your house to make sure he can't force you into the place. As for the hallows, you would gain immortality similar to Riddles Horcruxes paired with Wolverine's regenerative capabilities. Automatic invisibility and customizable clothes from the invisibility cloak with the ability to summon an army of the dead and command them to do what you want or need them to do. With them, you literally cannot be killed but you can attract another universe's Deaths attention if you die or kill yourself too many times within a small timeframe."
"Why would I do that?"
"Because the hallows will instantly repair your body making you stronger each time you die. If death is bested then it shall evolve till it can no longer be bested."
"For my last wish, I want to have a way in which my magic or whatever energy I gain will allow me to strengthen my body without me even needing to workout. Also, make it so that if I use it while working out it's far more effective"
"Done. Good luck in your journey."
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"Avada Kadavra"
All I could see was green before everything went red for a moment 'the...pain oh god it burns' "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh."
I continued for what felt like minutes until the pain was nothing more than an aching throb every few seconds. "Pottah elwves two me," I said with a rather pompous look on my face. 'Nothing happened fuck okay next one please fucking work' "Are there any free elwves looking fur a master," again nothing '...at least my vocal cords are improving' **pop**. Then came two elves, two younger-looking elves.
"A baby?" said one.
"Well yesh I am. I want an elf or elves 'finally managed to say it' two work fur da most ancient and noble house uf Potter. Do u accept?" The elves looked at one another for a second.
"We house-elves accept."
"Then do we have two do anything fur da bond two happen?"
"It already has."
"hmm...Well then take out anything uf value en this house and move us two ay deserted place with no one around fur miles on end."
""Yes Master, Hobby/Tipsy will do that"" they said.
I appeared on a hilltop area looking at what would surely be a beautiful sunset spot. I raised my hand knowing exactly what to do "Set house." A mansion with at least 4 floors suddenly kicking up a rather large dust cloud and this is where I will spend the rest of my weak childhood days.
"But...how...that's...impossible...how?"
"Can u please move me inside I'm cold and tired?" I complained."Yes, Master!!" the elf said still clearly shaken, fearful, and awed. From there I let the sweet embrace of sleep take me.
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I woke up late the next morning hungry and grumpy. "Elves" **pop**. "Yes, master. What do you require of Hobby and Tipsy?" Hobby said.
"Did u manage two get everything from da house? Did anyone see u?"
"Yes master, we got the furniture, the kitchen things, and two vault keys, and no one saw Hobby and Tipsy." Hobby said.
"Good can you search this house for any books?"
"There only be three books for yah," Tipsy said giving me a book on legilimency, occlumency, and the little body strengthening stuff with instructions.
'these next few years are gonna be hell...wait a minute I need to deal with being a teenager with raging hormones AGAIN!'