the conversation had gone in circles, I'd gotten nowhere, I was honestly starting to think that killing them would be a thousand percent easier than this bullshit.
everyone had a breaking point, and I was starting to reach my startlingly low one.
"look dude, you're pissing me off and I'm not known for my restraint."(syn)
this is what I have to deal with, nearly losing my shit in a normal conversation, it's a pain in the ass, that's why I'm here, to fix that, to be better.
"this was fun and all but I think it's time for you to go."(human)
good idea, I don't even know why I'm over here anymore, fuck it.
[you barely even did anything]
I'm well aware.
[you walked over here and bullshit, you didn't even ask any questions or anything, you didn't do anything but waste time]
I'm well aware.
I swear I could almost see the faceless female form facepalm out of frustration.
can't say I would blame it, I know I'm not the easiest person to deal with.
"just shoot him!"(human) shouted, breaking my train of thought and yanking me back to reality.
the second my vision focused I saw three archers knocking arrows virtually at the same time, the arrows wouldn't do anything, not to me at least.
the arrows then burst forth from the string, bending amd waving in slow motion as I watched on in boredom, their flight path easy enough to gage, I married an archer after all.
with ease I leaned out of the paths of the arrows as they got close, my slowed vision allowing me to observe the group more carefully as soon as I righted myself.
the archers were weak, barely strong enough to pull the bow string, the human leader was barely stronger than my daughter, and the oddball, a demon, in disguise but still detectable, she wasn't particularly strong, but she did catch my interest.
guess who I went after.
in a mere moment the demon girl was struggling in my hand as her feet hovered inches above the ground, her claws fighting against my hand desperately as her eyes went wide from a mix of in the moment emotions.
"how fascinating, a demon blending so effectively amongst humans, how'd you hide your dark aura so well? I barely saw you."(syn)
the demon didn't answer, I was about to threaten her when I noticed her lips changing colors, adorning a not so beautiful blue.
she's weaker than I thought.
I dropped the demon instantly, coughing, gasping, and sputtering echoed for what seemed like hours, she kept all rage filled glances directed at me.
"in my defense you demons aren't exactly known for your willingness to stay and chat."(syn)
the girl stayed silent, struggling to regain enough oxygen in her body, keeping a cautious eye on me.
"look I get it, demons don't like gods, I figured that one out a while ago, just answer my questions and you won't be harmed."(syn)
this statement would get a reaction, just not the reaction I was expecting.
"you're a god?!"(demon)
I nodded slowly, confused.
"oh my...you're a god.....YOU'RE A GOD!"(demon)
I sighed, annoyed.
"and you're a demon, so what?"(syn)
at this the girl began shaking her head quickly, it looked like she wanted a spider free from her hair but I was guessing she was trying to say no, I don't know which one is right.
"you're definitely a demon, is there something gross in your hair or something?"(syn)
I wasn't even able to say anything else before the girl shouted at me angrily.
"I'm not a demon!"(girl)
interesting.
very interesting.
"I didn't know demons could have children with humans, wait a second...no wonder it was so weak....you don't know, do you?"(syn)
"know what?"(girl) asked angrily, guess demons are a sore subject for her, still gonna tell her though.
"you're most likely half demon."(syn)
the girl had begun reacting like my words alone had ended the world, it looked like something in her mind was shearing, close to breaking, a resolve on the edge of an abyss, she truly had no idea, to top it off her own negative feelings towards it makes the whole revelation that much more impactful.
"well I've done enough damage here."(syn) I said as I turned and began walking back to the angel, sounds of the "chosen one" exiting the lake began echoing in my ears along with a different sound, light footsteps.
before long the two sounds merged, the fugly human and the footsteps coming crashing together in the forest, quick eye contact between the "chosen one" established who was in charge here, his head lowered as I passed him.
a slow turn would deal with the other sound.
"stop following me."(syn) I told the half demon girl.
she shook her head no, a pout stuck on her face.
"whatever."(syn)
I didn't even care, follow me all you like, I'm not saving or protecting you.
"have you dealt with the attackers?"(angel)
I nodded, I wanted this to be over faster.
"why is a half demon girl following you?"(angel)
I shrugged my shoulders, "no idea."(syn)
the angel gave a curious glance that sent shudders up the girls spine, but she didn't do anything, the angel simply turned and began leading us towards the temple looking place, the second I got close I nearly puked.
inside the temple, through my energy eyes, I was forced to view something horrific, something only weirdos on earth would like.
I was momentarily forced, before I shut off my energy visison, to watch a tentacle demon orgy.
fucking.gross.
"I'm not going inside, nor am I looking at it!"(syn) I shouted at the angel.
with a confused look and a cocked head the angel said something I really wish she didn't.
"it's just a demon orgy, you're an adult, stop acting like a child."(angel)
I feel like that sentence should never have been uttered yet here we are, in front of a temple, with an earth animated porn staple, tentacles.
what is my life?!