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My wife is a Cat Burglar

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My Grammar is worse than Google translation, so read at your own risk and the safety of your eyes are your own responsibility. Alexander a Mechanical Engineer from Earth lost his life because of an accident before long discovering himself on the Straw Hat Pirate Ship and there is a System Panel at the corner of his eye.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1 I am a criminal

Ummmmm~ 

'So beautiful!!! ' exclaims a dark hair teenager with amazement as he looks at the short orange hair beauty who is kissing his lips before he closes his eyes to enjoy the kiss but never forgets to pull the girl's head using both hands for a deep kiss.

"Damn it Pervert let me go if you retained your consciousness. " cried out the orange hair girl in anger before she freed herself from the teenager's entanglement and punching him on the face and making him unconscious once more.

"Nami you killed him. " says Zoro with an indifferent face before he returned to whatever he was doing.

"Damn it's all your fault Usopp. " cried out Nami in anger before shaking Usopp furiously.

"Hey~ stop shaking me and when did I ask you to kill him. " asks Usopp with a dizzy head from the aggressive of Nami.

"If it wasn't you who suggested the CPR how would he steal my first kiss? " asks Nami with anger before she punches Usopp on the head.

"Look he is moving. " while Nami and Usopp are arguing the Captain of the ship Straw hat Luffy says after keeping silent for all this time as he points at the unconscious teenager.

"I thought he would be out for a while longer. " says Zoro with a smile on his face as he stops practicing with his swords.

"Aaaaa~ why do I feel dizzy all of a sudden? " asked the teenager with surprise as he opens his eyes and looks around in confusion "!!!"

"Hi my name is Luffy and I am going to become the King of the Pirates. " says Luffy with a smile as he extended his hand towards the surprised young man in front of him.

"A a a.Al.a .a Alex… Alexander… " says Alex with amazement while shaking Luffy's hand before he turns to look around himself for a second time while exclaiming to himself 'Wait that's not my name and it looks like I am on the Going Marry but more importantly how the hell did I arrive here? '

"Alexander. " says Luffy with a smile remembering how he escaped from tornado while looking at the confused Alex before asking "Do you know a few days age I was also in a similar situation like you and do you want to become a Pirate, alright it's decided I want you to join my Crew, Alex. "

"What? " exclaims Alex with surprise not understanding why would he be invited to he joined the crew out of no where.

⟦Ding!

You have been invited to join the Straw Hat Pirates.

Do you want to join…

⟦Yes⟧ ⟦No⟧ ⟧

'No.' thought Alex without hesitation since he doesn't want to become a criminal and the public enemy out of the blue.

"Why? " asks Alex with confusion looking at the smiling face of Luffy as he is not sure how to process everything but more importantly 'What is this notification panel in front of me? '

"Alright welcome to the crew. " says Luffy with a wide smile on his face as he shakes Alex's hand.

⟦Ding!

You have joined the Straw Hat Pirates by default.⟧

"You must be kidding me? " says Alex in amazement come on I don't want to.

"Don't sweat, buddy cause once he decides you are doomed to be a part of the crew. " says Zoro with a smile on his face.

"Return my first kiss you bastard. " while Alex is busy and confused about everything a hand grabs his neck from the back before choking him and asking in anger.

"Help~… h~e~l~p~ can't… " from the unexpected assault from his back Alex lost his calm before he starts choking for breath before his face went purple and lost consciousness for the second time.

"Come on Nami get off of him, you are killing him. " looking at Alex who has a pale completion Usopp quickly pulls Nami from him before yelling in excitement.

"shishishishi~ " laughs Luffy before placing his hat on his head and extending his hand then moving on his favorite seat which is Marry's head after announcing "Let me know when he wakes up from his sleep. "

"Take care of him Usopp, maybe he can help you cleaning the ship. " says Zoro with a smile since he doesn't have much expectation from someone who lost consciousness twice in such a short time.

By the time Alex regained his consciousness, he is moved into a cabin and Usopp is writing something by the bedside and opening his eyes he can see the holographic panel once more at the corner of his eye before.

⟦Name: Alexander.

Helth:5

Strength: 5.

Speed:5. 

Stamina:5.

Indurance:5

Intelligence:139

Occupation: Fisherman, Mechanical Engineer, Teacher, Writer, Pirate (Straw-Hat Pirates)

Title:None.

Skills: Fishing.

Ability: None.

Devil Fruit: None.

Bloodline: Mink (?)

Storage: Memory Fragment, Unidentified Paramecia Devil Fruit.

Free Attributes:0.⟧

'Is this my status? ' thought Alex with a serious face before accepting the memory fragment and understanding why he called himself Alexander instead of his name from Earth.

It turns out Alexander is an orphan from a random fishing village and has no relative as much as he can remember so he had no choice but to join the fishermen from a young age however this time when they went into the sea a huge storm destroyed their boat and the rest is history.

'It turns out I have lost my life in the experiment while working for the reusable energy and transmigrating into the body of this Alexander. Sigh~ ' thought Alex with a deep sigh before he reads more information and understood his status is only that of an average adult male nothing special, which explains the reason for him losing consciousness so easily after receiving the attacks from Nami.

"Have you regained your consciousness finally? " noticing the movement from Alex asks Usopp with a smile.

"Tell me that violent girl is not around? " as much as he wants to appreciate the beauty of Nami, he cares about his own safety more and asks with fear in his eye since no one wants to be punched unconscious repeatedly.

"Don't worry she is busy with the Navigation of the Ship. " assured Usopp with a smile.

"Thank God. " said Alex with a smile before asking "Do you have something to drink? "

"Sure drink as much as you want. " says Usopp with a smile before handing Alex a water bottle.

"Ah! This was great thanks man. " after drinking some water Alex says in satisfaction before handing Usopp the water bottle before asking "By the way can you tell me how did I end up in this Pirate Ship? "