(AN - decided to finish the first volume and move the hiatus just before the second volume)
As I made my way to the training ground, I made it just in time
"Hey is the training going to start now?"
"Yes it is, in fact, would you like to join?"
Said the old man
"Don't mind if I do"
"by the way you are not using that strange sword?"
he asked
"Nah, that is just an oversized throwing knife, what I use is this"
I said as I took a stance, I put the shortsword in front of me with my left hand and the longsword above my head,
as the training began I rushed at the old man and slashed with my shortsword, completely ignoring the goblins
"Not bad, you have potential"
the old man said as he deflected my sword, and I returned with the longsword
"an intriguing way of using those sword, to use the short sword is a deadly distraction, while the long sword is the main weapon, even if I dodged or blocked it you can still continue to attack"
And so the training continued daily and as such
==============Three days later==============
Rimuru awoke and the six ogers have introduced themselves apparently the assassin got named Souei, and father decided to join our training sessions he was talking about something with Benimaru and then the cunning old geezer said
"Ho, you real dare to talk in the middle of training, it was you who requested me to provide guidance"
to that Rimuru said
"I shall take a break for a while"
"Since there's no other way"
Said the old man because he cannot disagree with Rimuru, but me and the goblins had to continue, then Benimaru and father were talking about something and then Shion arrived, announcing lunch, apparently she helped with the cooking, Rimuru invited us saying
"You should come too"
Benimaru evaded it saying
"No, I shall not today"
And I said
"I already had lunch, but I'll take some tea"
though I noticed that Benimaru had a somewhat forced expression I paid it no mind, And I followed Benimaru and Hakuro to the dining hall as Rimuru took a detour, when we got there we were sipping our tea quietly and I decided to do something since I have Air Control what if I manipulate it to reflect the stuff behind me...
soon after, Rimuru and Shion arrived and Shion went into the back to get some food, and I was shocked the food was some kind of black and purple mush that looked alive, I felt like throwing up just looking at it, and he had to eat it, I almost didn't notice but gobuta just arrived and as he was behind Rimuru, Rimuru closed his eyes and shoved it behind him, making Gobuta eat it, I was so shocked I actually spit out my tea, accidentally disabling my invisibility, and then the slime said
"Shion from now on you are going to be supervised by Benimaru when cooking"
and then Benimaru spat out his tea
"How about having Shion taste her cooking before serving it"
I tried saving Benimaru
"Then how about you join Benimaru in this"
"Well her problem is she's a bad cook, the food smells like rotten fish, it looks like coloured mud, and from that goblins reaction it probably is fast acting poison!"
I retorted
"How dare you talk about my food like that!"
She said
"Then how am I supposed to talk about it! Are you telling me to praise heated garbage?"
"If that's what you call it, I challenge you to a battle!"
"I accept, be it cooking or fighting I will defeat you!"
"As the challenged I shall set the rules, the two cooks have thirty minutes to prepare their equipment and ingredients, after that the contestants shall cook for one hour, the judges will be the three other people here, Rimuru, Benimaru! If there is a tie between us, Hakuro will be the tie braker!"
(AN - I will not go into detail on how Shion cooks)
After a few moments the coundown started, announced by Rimuru
"3"
"2"
"1"
"GO"
As soon as he finished I disappeared collecting Precisely 3 eggs, some mushrooms, ham, rice, steak, salt, pepper, spice and everything nice, I had planned to make two dishes, some breakfast seasoned omelette with mushrooms and ham, because I heard Benimarus stomach growling,
And Prime seasoned stake with the rice for Rimuru, I also added some yoke to the rice to season it, I also got two frying pans, and went to the kitchen as I prepared the meat, soon the time was up, and I started cooking and multitasking, cooking two dishes at the same time while using Though Acceleration to check on my dishes making sure not to undercooke or overcook it
==============Some time later==============
"I'll let you go first Shion"
"I might as well"
and so she presented her cooking in front of the two of them I noticed that it was different from what she previously made, but it was similar to here previous dish when they ate it with disgust and pain
Then when I took out my dishes they shined with hope
"For Benimaru"
I said as I gave him his breakfast
"And for Rimuru, a specialty"
I gave him his meal, and as I saw their face of happiness and satisfaction, I was assured of my victory
"I vote for Feru"
Said Benimaru as he finished
Then taking a moment to process the food Rimuru Said
"I too, vote for Feru"
"This is what you get for challenging a master chef"
(AN - Feru always used to cook for himself since he was young, that's the reason he calls himself master chef)
I said as smug as I can be
==============Some time later==============
Apparently a group of lizard men arrived at our village, and so me Shion, Benimaru, Hakuro, Rigurudo and Rimuru went to where they will be entering from, there appeared a group of lizard men banging the butt end of their spears and someone who appeared to be their leader, walked in on some weird looking dinosaur, and then he flipped of of it landing on his legs, I was already confused when he did such a useless stunt, but I was even more confused by the words of his follower
"Everyone, please remember this honourable fact that you guys will be working for, this person is the next leader of the Lizard men and is also the world's strongest warrior"
(Strongest? Strongest my ass! he doesn't even come close to a tenth of my magicules!)
"My name is Gabiru, I specifically came here to give you guys the chance to become my subordinates!"
"Haah?"
(What the f#@k is wrong with his head? Does he have his head shoved up his ass so deep that he reached his throat!?)
"Must I explain it to everyone here? I thought that everyone has heard, the orc army is advancing into the forest, hence only by becoming my subordinates will I be able to ensure your safety against the orc army!"
I was completely stunned at the stupidity
"I heard there is someone among you who has managed to tame a fanged wolf, bring him to me, I'll make him into an officer"
That was when I cracked, I always hated fools who acted as if they owned the world
"Haah? Us becoming your underlings? You can dream about that when I knock you out, you ignorant f#@k"
"Shut up brat the adults are talk-"
"The f#@k do you know about me huh!? I'm at least more mentally matured then you, you daft c#@t who thinks they are above the world, I'll have you know that I'm a Fenrir, and if you still think you're tough s#@t, I'll have to say that you are a f#@cking moron!"
[Acquired new skill
Everyone was stunned by my outrage, and I made the lizard man unconscious just by the sheer amount of killing intent I was leaking
"Hey now, calm down"
Rimuru was the first to speak up, and I just responded
"Sorry about that, but that is the easiest way to deal with guys like him"
"Well at least it's fast..."
Benimaru commented, still shocked, because the only other time I acted like this was when Rimuru used up his magicules
"Yea and it also makes them know their place so it's useful like that as well"
I noted
"but still, there were other ways to deal with him"
Rimuru said
"Not everyone has the patience of a Saint like you do father, even Benimaru had a [Can I kill this idiot] look
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Name: Feru Tempest
Race: Tempest Fenrir
Title: The last Fenrir, Street Magician
Disaster rank human form: A rank
Disaster rank true form: S rank
Class: None
Blessing: Tempest blessing
Equipment:
White shirt
Denim pants
Throwing sword
Chained Dual Swords
Healing potions (Regeneration class)
Special Skills:
Plague Control
Status
Intention reading
Skills:
Intimidation (when active makes the targets Intimidated)
Transform (race intrinsic skill)
Bite (race intrinsic skill)
Slash (race intrinsic skill)
Long Ranged Slash (Lerned Skill)
Wind Magic (race intrinsic skill)
Lighting Magic (race intrinsic skill) (Evolution gained skill)
Thought Acceleration
Unique Skills:
Air Walk
Air Control
Multilayered Barrier (Evolution gained skill)
Shadow Movement (Evolution gained skill)
Black Lightning (Evolution gained skill)
Magic eyes
Impenetrable Skin
Unbreakable Bones
Ultimate Skills: NONE
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(AN - NSFW warning, what are the similarities between sand and my girlfriend's dildo, it's rough coarse and it gets everywhere)