In a stormy night, a guy was seen walking along the street. He was tall and has some good looks but was overshadowed by his lousy and dirty appearance.
"Just what kind of shityy things I've done in my past life to give me this suffering dammnnn? Did I destroy a country and cause some massacre or maybe impregnated thousands of woman and abandoned them all?"
"To think that I have a face that would make every woman go crazy and instantly wet there cunt yet my dick would never wake up for even just a few minutes to let me taste them."
"I got even abandoned by my family just because they're afraid of their reputation would get ruined just because they're first son was a hopeless incurable impotent. tskkkkkk"
"I think it should be better if I will just free myself from this suffering and end this shity life, maybe I could get atleast a useful dick in my next life"
While he was cursing his own shity fate, a truck was seen approaching in the distance he noticed it yet instead of trying to move further away so that he won't be grazed nor get hit by it, he suddenly run and more like sprinted towards it and welcome it in full arms like a hopeless idiot.
He shouted...."Truck-channnn... give me a good and useful dick in my next life!!! "
It was so loud that even the noise of the burst of rain and the truck engine wasn't able to hinder nor obstruct his voice making it really audible and clear.
"You bastard!! Get away from here." the old truck driver shouted as he can't immediately stop the car since the wheels won't be easily stopped by the brake because of the slippery road.
Sssscreeeeechhhh!!!!! bammmmm!!!
A suddenly crashing hitting and bumping sound could be heard in the street right after .
As the truck stopped the old driver immediately went down to check the guys situation whether his dead or alive.
"Just what kind of drugs did he take to make him act like that, as far as I know there ain't many who could make you hallucinate like that maybe he also got hit himself so hard losing all his screws, but... truck-chan??who the heck was that??!
If I know this would happened I should have followed my wife to visit our nephew instead of working here right now. "
As the driver was cursing his bad luck while at the same time checking and looking around the area, he noticed something really peculiar.
"Why is there even no scratches in the bumper?" He said to himself and continue checking under the truck for the guys body.
"Huh? Where did that brat go?"The old truck driver continue checking the whole area and even double checked every part that could be possible spots the guy may have flown into.
"I'm not the one who's on drugs now right? Did I just hallucinate just now or am I daydreaming just now..?
Wait it's night already I can't possibly daydream anymore maybe my eyes are just playing tricks on me right now,
yes... yes I'm just seeing things now." the old truck driver muttered to himself as he was trying to convince himself that there's nothing wrong about what happened just earlier yet the truth he was actually feeling some weird chills on his back.
He immediately rushed away and drove the truck as fast as possible trying to go home fast and forget what weird things just happened tonight.
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In a dark alley near the scene of supposed to be someone's incident earlier. The guy who was also supposed to be dead right now could be seen lying near the garbages and an old man with white hair and beard wearing weird light colored occult robes was standing near him.
A few minutes latter, the guy woke up though he was still feeling light headed and dizzy because of what happened earlier.
"Shitt.. where am I?"
He tried to scan his surroundings yet a bearded old man suddenly popped out in his front view .
Even though he was clueless and somewhat disoriented on what's going on, Alina immediately bombarded the old man with some series of weird questions
"Hey... Your Yama right? So will you give me chance to get reincarnated? How long will I wait to start to reincarnate? If you'll give me a useful stick in my next life. I promised I'll do your bidding after I reincarnated... and even save the world from evil demon kings just like those on cringe novels online. "
The old man was quite confused what was this brat in front of him talking about and just ignore all of those bullshits so he just...
"Bratt.. I'm not the guy your talking about besides your still alive just look behind...you can still see the street where you tried
jumping right in front of a truck."
After hearing those, Alian immediately looked behind to confirm it..
Wwww..wwwaaiittt?? HOOOWWWW??!!!
The expression on his face was nothing but utter shock...
The old man just simply smirked and told him his reasons for saving the bratt in front of him "Hey brat stop freaking out like that..I saved you because your the right basta..ahemm disciple I'm looking for."
"Ehhh... I don't even know who are you yet, you want me to be your disciple just who do you think I am? "Alian's current expression seems totally contorted with shock confusion and many more
"Hmmmmm.. How about this I can help you have a chance to solve your problems if you accept me as your master and..."
The old man wasn't able to finish his words as Alian immediately said....
"I accept"
Even though he was sure that he just jumped into some large pit full of unknowns after he heard what the old man said especially the the possible cure for his life time problem his dick he immediately jumped into the old man's large hole pit even though he know that it was really full of unknowns even some possible danger.
"Good..good... Hahaahahahaha.. looks like I didn't choose the wrong one this time..Hehehehehehehe" He secretly muttered this to himself seemingly plotting something.
"well well.. I like that attitude of yours just like when I was at my prime...Hahahahahahaha well then kowtow to me three times and I'll officially accept you as my disciple."
Alian immediately kowtow in front of the old man not getting baffled by the smell of shitt just right in front of his face because of the dumped garbages .
"Well then, now that you're my desciple I'll give you some useful gifts for this meeting this are my martial art techniques which you could use and train immediately to officially become a martial arts cultivator and this one is a special box that contain various things which contains wonders of the universe that I accidentally came across though, every time you open that box you could get something useful in random but once you obtain the special jackpot the whole box would vanish.
You might get something out from that box that might help you fix your dick.
Alian was already getting suspicious about the old man since he was giving him too much favors for literally nothing though he doesn't mind dying right now but he might tragically suffer first, which he isn't really fond of...
"Are you really sure master that I deserve all this.?"
"Of course... Though to be honest I did all this because I want you to do something for me which is...after your dick was back to normal I want you to fuck every girl you meet named Celine because that was the name of the girl
that screwed my life."
"Oh right before I forgot.. don't let other people open the box or misfortune will befall to you."
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After saying those words the old man suddenly vanished from the alley and appeared on the top of a building after a few minutes..
"Looks like I'll finally be able to overturn the curse of Deathly luck that I got from that box since it would automatically transfer to another person with much higher bad luck so it's impossible for that brat to get a jackpot on his first try Hehehehehehehe...but if he got maybe something really bad would happen to me and even die? ...
Nahhh I better not think like that I should start celebrating for the curse to be lifted and start looking for the bitch who gaved me that box.."
Suddenly something unexpected really happened...
"Wait... what's happening ...??Ahhhhhhh"
Weird rashes immediately pop out from every part of his skin..
"Did I.. just... gott...poi...soned...Howww???"
„I'm already a grandmaster only few could possibly work on me.. "
"Is it because of the box??
No..I'm really sure the box doesn't contain poisons."
"Shiitttt... don't tell me... it was really because of that slut I slept with earlier..damnnn ittt... looks like she's one of that bitch's associate fuckk... looks like she's still holding grudge against me for stealing that box from her. !!"
"Siggh.. so the perks of the deathly luck is really true huhhh.. so if I die of the poison that means that brat got a jackpot and if not I'll probably live... but the only cure for it is immediately expelling it out of the body that only few can do" because of those points he was able to conclude that someone out here has the ability that could have save him.
"Maybe I should try finding that someone...butt howww??
I... can't... moveee.. "
The poison now fully circulated to his entire body and start to affect his brain.. He can only last for 30 minutes even with his tough physical body because of his high cultivation , so basically the potency could kill a man in seconds ..
At that night... The old man's shouts reverberated throughout the building..