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Chapter 1 - Ch 1 The Great Tuna Fish

"Last Tuna for today! Last Tuna for today!!" shout the store seller of Fishy Store. Mrs Anne always buy at Fishy Store as all ingredients there are very fresh. All she knows is that she must buy that tuna because her daughter love tuna very much. Unfortunately, Fishy Store only had one tuna left. Mrs. Anne was just about to touch the tuna, Eric the cold young man said "Wait there old granny, I saw that tuna first, therefore it is mine. Harry, give me this tuna and pack it for me". "Hold on a second what old lady are you referring to? - Mrs. Anne replied. "You! old granny shall not touch that fish as this fish is mine and back off now." " Harry! I will pay two times higher than him! Give me that tuna!" shouted Mrs. Anne. "Then I will pay five times higher than her, Harry!- yelled Eric to Mrs. Anne. As Mrs. Anne does not have that much money to pay for that tuna she gave up, however, she said " Well then silver head, why don't you give this old granny one part of that tuna, and I will pay you the price for the whole tuna. "I don't want to. No no. You old granny should buy some vegetables as I see you are lack of nutrients. Now go and buy vegetables. Why bother to eat fish when you lack all those vitamins from veges." Mrs. Anne has hold up her temper more than enough. She then grab Eric's head" You stupid silver head! I have had enough patience when you called me old granny NOW YOU SAID I LACK NUTRIENTS YOU STUPID ASSH*LE! DO YOU KNOW I AM ONLY 53 AND YOU CALLED ME WHAT! YOU D*MN SILVER HEAD!" This stupid granny HEY stop or I will call the GUARDS ! STOP NOW! those two fought until one has left a part of the head bald and another one has a broken basket.

While walking home, Mrs. Anne mumbling to herself " What an awful man, no manners! no respect! I hope jerks like him will not ask my daughter's hand for marriage. I shall not approve stupid jerks." Mama! What happened? Why is your basket broken and your hair seems like there was a typhoon at the market?! Are you alright mama?" I am very sorry Alice, that silver head on the market stole the last tuna fish at the store, so I didn't buy one." Who cares for tuna fish mama when you are in this state, thank you mama, you're home now is better than get to eat that tuna fish. "But you love tuna, Alice, that Fishy Store only got the fresh tuna for you.." No but, as long as you okay, mama, I don't need any tuna, I just need you, okay?

"Sire! What happened... to your.. ha.. ir..?" Shut up Lancelot, Shut up! (Harry works as Eric assistant since he was 18 years old, Eric calls him as Lancelot or Harry) I told you to get that fish and you were so busy and what?! NOW MY HAIR IS BALD! That stupid cranny! TAKE THIS TUNA AND ASK THE COOKS TO COOK NOW! "Yes, sire... HAHAHA " Are you laughing Lance? Cause if you are, maybe I will cut your throat until bald after this. GO NOW!