Ok,…
Well I'm going to be a green ugly bastard…
"Whatever.."
I let a sigh out as I quickly scrolled down, I wasn't given any extra information that CYOA usually had at the top, so I expected I would be told when I made it to this new damn world, hopefully orcs aren't too bad off, but if I'm going to become the champion…..
I stopped at the first choice in front of me and banged my head into the table repeatedly.
Why did I do that?
Simple, now when asked for what gender I want to be, I'm going to pick male, no if's and's or but's. I was a male in my past life, I'm going to be a male in the future, no one's taking my god damn little brother away from me.
What made me bang my head, was that there were three options, Male, Female and Futa. Now if a person didn't know what a futa was…they were I would say pretty sheltered, if you were on the internet at some point before my death you would run into it somehow.
I wasn't going to knock it, let people like what they were going to like, but I had one simple rule I followed. Nothing is getting stuck up my ass, I don't care if it is real or fake or how damn tiny it is, nothing is going up there.
I was drifting off topic.
Why I was banging my head was the fact that it meant Futa's were real in my new world, there is some weird ass misandrist shit going on with half of anything to do with Futa…yeah I've looked up that lore before, I'm not going to hide it.
Clicking on male, I quickly moved on, trying to take my mind off things.
Moving down the next section before my eyes was Subrace, I took one look at the options before clicking on True orc. The other options were just….yeah no.
I mean the only thing I figured out by looking at the options was that I definitely was looking at a NSFW CYOA, I mean Pig orcs, who in their right mind would want to be a fucking pig orc. Heck the picture the gave along with it was enough for me to almost lose my lunch, the thought of anyone wanting to actually be one was baffling.
Devil orcs looked just a bit too much for me and bestial orcs might not have been too bad, but I think a normal green looking monster is good enough.
Did I was really die while fapping? I was starting to believe that was the case.
Moving on the next section was armies and it was….locked?
"Hey what the fuck is going on?!"
Turning around I tried to catch the attention of the shitty bastard who brought me here only to realise that he wasn't behind me anymore. While I had started the CYOA he had pissed off somewhere, probably to fuck with the other unfortunate people he had picked up.
I shouted a few more times, trying to bring him back to explain what the heck was going on, but nothing.
How the heck was I supposed to be the champion of the freaking orcs if I didn't at least have a few armies behind me, if my guess is right and it probably is. I'm going to have to take over the world or defeat some kingdom or some bullshit. I need some type of force to back me up!
I almost threw the computer off the desk as I thought about how hard this damn thing was going to be. In the end I moved on, I couldn't do jack shit to the freaknig god, I had to play his stupid game.
Next on the list was Lieutenant's and it was ….. locked…..
..
….
SON OF A BIATCH!!!
THAT @*(#&#@
MOTHER @#(@&*#(*@#
@#(*@&#@
@#(*&@(*#&@(#@
I lost my self for a little there, not long maybe, 40 seconds, but I had tipped over the table and thrown the computer in the first 10 seconds I would say before trying to destroy it with my bare hands.
In the end I turned my back for a second and everything was back in place, a small note with a smiley face next sitting next to the mouse. I wasn't going to rise to the bait though…no I wouldn't give the fuck the pleasure… scrolling down again I finally got to another section that wasn't locked.
Thank the Devil!!!
Fuck gods!
This section was called blessings and ohh boy were there a lot of them, there was a small counter at the bottom of the screen with 40 points and each blessing was going to cost something, I knew I couldn't go over the limit so I would have to pick carefully.
I spent a good 30-40 minutes looking over all the options before I picked. At the same time it confirmed a few things, one, there was definitely magic in the other world, two this was definitely a NSFW CYOA half the options had some type of boost to sexual prowess or something to do with conquering women.
Hell I will be an orc, but damn some of these options.
'Shared Spoils', yeah nope.
'Acid spit', why the fuck would I want acid spit.
'Ultimate bull', I'm not into that cucking shit.
'Accomidating victims'….. I'll see if I have enough points by the end.
'Prowess from Worship' and 'Strength from dominance', completely geared for some raunchy action, don't even get me started on 'Humiliation tactics'! God I had to roll my eyes that they even appeared, could you be any more obvious!
Half the other options were even worse or had something to do with sex in the end I picked everything that was practical. This mainly consisted of blessings such as…
'Indomitable', must have.
'Morale Booster', fuck I hope I have an army.
'Animal Companion', who wouldn't want a bad ass beast next to them?
'Beasts Resilience', makes that pet tougher.
'Mounted', Makes them big enough to ride into battle.
'Exotic Mount', makes it special.
'Bondage Master', only grabbed for escape artist.
'Escape Artist', sounds pretty damn op, like seriously.
'Potent Piercing', has anyone else seen the amount of bling orcs usually have?
'Studs', same as before.
'Heavy Armour Specialist', magic plus armour is op usually.
'Rune magic', I can upgrade my own gear!
'Naval Captain', I don't know where the heck I'll be stranded.
'Heroic Image', publicity is important, this is automatic good will.
'Arcane Magic', Looks better than the other powers, I could only pick one of the three.
'Arcane Mastery', flaming swords are a man's passion!
In the end after picking all that I still had 13 points left over. Well what can I say, I was still a man, I also picked up a few things for myself, namely.
'Fertility control', look I'm an orc now, I need this shit or I'll have kids running all over the place.
'Close Companions', in my situation in a second life, there is no way I'm not going to take advantage of this.
'The Harder they fall', to deal with the troublesome ones…devil what am I getting myself into.
'No Refractory', any true man would get this skill!
'Mounting Mount and Breaking Beast', ok I'll admit this one was for shits and gigs, for those people I really hate and wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.
Having made my choices there were only 2 points I had left to spend. Looking through the rest, I decided lastly on 'Head of the Snake', I was really into that sort of thing, but the rest were either just too expensive or I definitely wouldn't be doing that sort of thing.
Finally with that decided there was nothing left to choose, now where the hell did that shitty….