Year 2021,January 1st
A middle-aged man with slightly brown hair, a muscular build and black eyes... He couldn't be considered handsome or ugly, he was some one you could easily loose in a crowd. Casually walking down the street he sighed seeing the pitiful amount in his wallet and said.
_Hah~" don't even have enough for a bus" .
Smiling bitterly at his pitiful state he decides to walk home, taking a glance at his phone he sees that its a little over 7pm so he should be home by a little over 9pm
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9:15
Looking at the run down bungalow he resides in John couldn't help but let out an exasperated sigh _"Hah~This never ends does it? ". Walking into the building he yells _" I'm home mom". Without even waiting for a reply he just bolted of into his room, he didn't want to hear his mom's ranting on how much of a failure he was,.... He already new, i mean he was Fucking 35 and in his mother's home, he couldn't be any more of a Failure.... Well he already was, he just lost his job.
Getting into his average sized room full of crap, he slammed the door shut and hopped into bed 🛏, with his shoes and everything on he took out his laptop. It was an old model windows 8 and like a man hard pressed for time started looking for a job, tens of job ads flashed by his screen, but he just kept scrolling. Why? Well because he simply lacked the skills. His skill set was as short as his dick [A/N : 2inches], which was really short so he just kept scrolling and scrolling until he found something. Although it looked shadey but he didn't care! He had to find a job and he had to find it now!. Looking at the screen he furrowed his brows.
[ Attention help wanted click the link below for further information]
And without hesitation he clicked the link
[Welcome pls complete the survey for further information]
_"Survey... hmm it better be easy " looking dow at the survey he started answering it . First question : where would you rather be 'A' Marvel 'B' DC. Looking at the question his inner Otaku flared up he was having a semi bad feeling about this but still he chose B, Why? Well his thoughts where simple, he didn't know shit about Marvel and from what he heard back in 2019, some Mad titan wiped out half the universe. So why the hell would he go there plus he loved the studio next door's boys scout and dark knight he felt he would be more safe there.
Second question : If you where given the chance to save someone would you or would you not.
_"hmm... Well i would... Not ". Well why? You may ask. Well simple why should he, he didn't owe any body Shit!. Clicking the second option he moved on to the third.
Third question : if you where a super hero keeping a secret identity and someone revealed your secret identity. What would you do?
_"Well Absolutely... nothing i would just not save any body any more, probably just watch the world burn for disturbing my peace ". After typing that he moved unto the forth question.
Forth question : What do you think of the Devil.
Jhon raised an eye brow _'Now this is getting creepy, but what do i think of the devil'. Not being all that religious he never really had an opinion of the devil. To him the devil was just a guy with daddy issues.
And in John's words _"The dude is just an OP misunderstood guy with daddy issues ". After that he moved on to the last question.
Fifth question : Do you want a job?
Seeing the last question John raised an eye brow, if he didn't then what the Fuck was he doing here _" ah, Fuck off course i do " Typing yes John felt his heart stop, his vision darkened and his body ran cold. Fuck He was Dead.
*After an unknown amount of time*
_" ah... Fuck wh what happened? "stretching his non existent body John's vision slowly awakened, he looked around and all he saw was black, an endless void.
*CRACK*
" hun? ".Hearing a loud sound of glass cracking John slowly looked up and then he saw it,..... The void it was cracking!!, something was breaking Nothingness.
Then with a thunderous *BANG* it broke, the void broke. And there it was, 4 enormous blood red eyes. I could not comprehend it, the entity... no just it's eyes it gave up so much pressure i felt my soul form die over and over again and then it spoke or i felt like it did cause i just did. #you cannot comprehend can you?#
~sigh~ after the entity said that the pressure slowly started to receed then it vanished.
~huf huf huf ~ releasing rugged breaths my soul form collapsed then i slowly looked up to see the entity's form shrink it kind of looked like Trigon but on steroids. Its skin was red and kind of looked like flowing fire it had four arms, four eyes and four long gagged horns. The entity slowly opened its mouth as it questioned in a refined voice # Is this acceptable John? #
_" W what are you? " i asked in a some what calm voice, like why am i not freaking out i should be shitting my self right now.
#Oh me? # the entity questioned as it slowly grinned # well I'm the Devil #.
_'shit shit shit FUCK' i cursed internally. ' i should have just left the dammed ad'